jess 🎀
@tsunderestorm.bsky.social
✨she/they ✨ 30s ✨wife to @batkingsalem.bsky.social 💍 ✨queen of guitarprincess 🎸🌈 ✨nsfw + multifandom 🔞✨occasional dark content 🪦🕊️ 🚫 I block fancops and bigots. no censorship here!
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jess 🎀
@tsunderestorm.bsky.social
· Nov 24
📍 hello, i’m jess! this is a personal, multi-fandom feed! I am:
✨ queer, kinky and definitely nsfw!
✨ strongly pro-fiction and anti-harassment
🚫 NO minors, NO antis, NO bigots
📖 tsunderestorm @ ao3
💙 tsunderestorming @ tmblr
📖 tsunderestorming @ dreamwidth
✖️ tsunderestorm @ twttr (x)
✨ queer, kinky and definitely nsfw!
✨ strongly pro-fiction and anti-harassment
🚫 NO minors, NO antis, NO bigots
📖 tsunderestorm @ ao3
💙 tsunderestorming @ tmblr
📖 tsunderestorming @ dreamwidth
✖️ tsunderestorm @ twttr (x)
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genuinely don't gaf about being cringe anymore bc im 30 and pay bills and have never been cool in my life, im just here to have fun lolol
January 2, 2026 at 9:20 PM
genuinely don't gaf about being cringe anymore bc im 30 and pay bills and have never been cool in my life, im just here to have fun lolol
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one of my favorite movies of all time is sgt. pepper’s lonely hearts club band (1978) and I would not recommend it to anyone.
January 2, 2026 at 11:43 PM
one of my favorite movies of all time is sgt. pepper’s lonely hearts club band (1978) and I would not recommend it to anyone.
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the character assassination of mike wheeler is truly on par with the character assassination of jaime lannister tbh
January 2, 2026 at 5:07 PM
the character assassination of mike wheeler is truly on par with the character assassination of jaime lannister tbh
i accomplished one of these. the mangled bits "remix" is still a wip. i just wasn't in a good headspace for writing at the end of the year
writing goals before the end of the year:
- finish current wip (wm emeto fic)
- finish (or at least make substantial progress on) mangled bits "remix"
- finish current wip (wm emeto fic)
- finish (or at least make substantial progress on) mangled bits "remix"
January 2, 2026 at 5:00 PM
i accomplished one of these. the mangled bits "remix" is still a wip. i just wasn't in a good headspace for writing at the end of the year
fewer things will put me off a guy/girl ship faster than "she pegs him" it is just SO not my vibe and there's been this gross shift in fandom the past few years that has led to people ONLY thinking guy/girl ships are acceptable if the girl is the top it's so beyond fucking obnoxious
January 2, 2026 at 4:00 PM
fewer things will put me off a guy/girl ship faster than "she pegs him" it is just SO not my vibe and there's been this gross shift in fandom the past few years that has led to people ONLY thinking guy/girl ships are acceptable if the girl is the top it's so beyond fucking obnoxious
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When you’re in a loveless comphet marriage and your childhood (crush) best friend visits and things get complicated immediately (byler) ((leave me alone im going through some things rn))
#byler
#byler
January 2, 2026 at 2:48 PM
When you’re in a loveless comphet marriage and your childhood (crush) best friend visits and things get complicated immediately (byler) ((leave me alone im going through some things rn))
#byler
#byler
this is my interpretation of a “booktok” influencer
January 2, 2026 at 5:03 AM
this is my interpretation of a “booktok” influencer
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but for real I genuinely hope during this year people finally fucking stop taking face value of smear campaigns and moral panics over simple kinks of (mainly) queer people as the world wants to erase us.
January 1, 2026 at 3:00 PM
but for real I genuinely hope during this year people finally fucking stop taking face value of smear campaigns and moral panics over simple kinks of (mainly) queer people as the world wants to erase us.
literally the only good thing about the entirety of st5 is jamie’s acting literally give him an award that performance was CHILLING
January 1, 2026 at 5:11 PM
literally the only good thing about the entirety of st5 is jamie’s acting literally give him an award that performance was CHILLING
normalize fetishizing the normalization of fetishes bc normalizing the fetishization of normalizing fetishes is, in and of itself, a fetish
naturally
naturally
January 1, 2026 at 6:05 AM
normalize fetishizing the normalization of fetishes bc normalizing the fetishization of normalizing fetishes is, in and of itself, a fetish
naturally
naturally
coping by imagining the 2010s when mike and will meet back up and will is thriving with a fiancé and mike is in a loveless marriage with two kids and they have an argument that leads to making out that leads to recklessly humping and then they’re both having an affair and it’s messy as fuuuuuck
January 1, 2026 at 4:51 AM
coping by imagining the 2010s when mike and will meet back up and will is thriving with a fiancé and mike is in a loveless marriage with two kids and they have an argument that leads to making out that leads to recklessly humping and then they’re both having an affair and it’s messy as fuuuuuck
im angry and i need to work on some kind of craft
January 1, 2026 at 4:19 AM
im angry and i need to work on some kind of craft
“this show is for outcasts” you killed one of the only two poc characters for a white girl to save the world and you made the gay kid ignore his own feelings so he could consistently gas up the love of his life on his hetslop relationship
January 1, 2026 at 4:15 AM
“this show is for outcasts” you killed one of the only two poc characters for a white girl to save the world and you made the gay kid ignore his own feelings so he could consistently gas up the love of his life on his hetslop relationship
we’ve been with strang/er things since 2016 and although several of the cast members are dogshit people we at least wanted to know how it ends. we’ve finished season 5 and have a lot of gripes with aspects of the story in general in regards to how it closed the characters’ stories
January 1, 2026 at 4:10 AM
we’ve been with strang/er things since 2016 and although several of the cast members are dogshit people we at least wanted to know how it ends. we’ve finished season 5 and have a lot of gripes with aspects of the story in general in regards to how it closed the characters’ stories
customer: you close at 2 p.m. today... we're about twenty minutes away; are we gonna miss you?
coworker: it's 1:44, so... yeah
use your FUCKING brain???????
coworker: it's 1:44, so... yeah
use your FUCKING brain???????
December 31, 2025 at 7:51 PM
customer: you close at 2 p.m. today... we're about twenty minutes away; are we gonna miss you?
coworker: it's 1:44, so... yeah
use your FUCKING brain???????
coworker: it's 1:44, so... yeah
use your FUCKING brain???????
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Most photogenic baby award
December 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Most photogenic baby award
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normalize posting a link in the replies on any posts you make about quiz results xo
December 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
normalize posting a link in the replies on any posts you make about quiz results xo
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Rosie's sweet voice bids you enter, and you find yourself struck dumb at the sight of her~
(Tonight's cooldown~!)
#art #hazbinhotel
(Tonight's cooldown~!)
#art #hazbinhotel
December 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Rosie's sweet voice bids you enter, and you find yourself struck dumb at the sight of her~
(Tonight's cooldown~!)
#art #hazbinhotel
(Tonight's cooldown~!)
#art #hazbinhotel
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December 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
“thanks for coming to the 80s sex party with me”
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
“thanks for coming to the 80s sex party with me”
salem: the best part of a worm is its little turtleneck. how else would you describe that?
me: foreskin
salem: well that’s a lot less cute.
me: foreskin
salem: well that’s a lot less cute.
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
salem: the best part of a worm is its little turtleneck. how else would you describe that?
me: foreskin
salem: well that’s a lot less cute.
me: foreskin
salem: well that’s a lot less cute.
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AI exists for two reasons
1. To diminish wages and eliminate workers
2. To be trained to present (right-wing) ideology as fact and annihilate history.
Both are evil.
1. To diminish wages and eliminate workers
2. To be trained to present (right-wing) ideology as fact and annihilate history.
Both are evil.
for the love of god, AI systems aren't "just tools that are neither good nor evil in and of themselves". AI systems *are* tools of capitalism. they exist as tools of capitalism. there is no AI system "in and of itself" outside of capitalism
December 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
AI exists for two reasons
1. To diminish wages and eliminate workers
2. To be trained to present (right-wing) ideology as fact and annihilate history.
Both are evil.
1. To diminish wages and eliminate workers
2. To be trained to present (right-wing) ideology as fact and annihilate history.
Both are evil.