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tsunderestorm.bsky.social
jess 🎀
@tsunderestorm.bsky.social
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✨she/they ✨ 30s
✨wife to @batkingsalem.bsky.social 💍
✨queen of guitarprincess 🎸🌈
✨nsfw + multifandom 🔞
✨occasional dark content 🪦🕊️

i block fancops and bigots!
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tsunderestorm.bsky.social
jess’ hazbin hotel s2 song ranking ✨
List of songs numbered 1-10. Brighter Once We Get Up There Don’t You Forget (Reprise) Piss (A Love Song) VOX POPULI Gravity Clean It Up! Losin’ Streak Easy Hazbin Guarantee (Trust Us) List of songs numbered 1-10. When I Think About the Future Don’t You Forget Hear My Hope Live to Live Sera’s Confession Love In A Bottle Speedrun to Redemption VOX DEI Like You Bad With Us
November 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
tsunderestorm.bsky.social
SAFE!!
A photo of a plush toy of Foxy the Pirate sitting beside a plush toy of The Puppet from FNAF, buckled safely behind the seatbelt of a car.
November 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
tsunderestorm.bsky.social
THEY RELEASED A NEW PUPPET STILL AND SHE LOOKS SOOOOO GOOD I LOVE HER!!!!
A still from the upcoming FNAF 2 movie featuring The Puppet, a lanky black figure with a white mask, emerging from a box in a room with gears in the background.
November 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
tsunderestorm.bsky.social
why would this person follow me. what about my profile makes you think that it would be a welcoming place to someone who “won’t dislike people for having an opinion”? what about ANYTHING I say could make you think that you deserve to see my work if you take this privileged stance? I blocked so fast.
Screenshot of a Bluesky profile that shows “Follows You.” The username has been blocked out. 89 followers 655 following 0 posts Bio reads: My age is 22. I’m just a guy that likes art in almost every form within reason. don’t ask for my politics just so you know I don’t wear red hats nor blue hats because I don’t like their cults but I won’t dislike people for having an opinion.
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
tsunderestorm.bsky.social
i saw someone do a tierlist of their favs from each pokemon generation, but i could barely narrow it down this much. five favs from each generation; no legendaries.
Image of a Tiermaker list showing nine rows with five Pokemon each. Gen 1: Gloom, Poliwhirl, Koffing, Gyarados, Dragonair Gen 2: Chinchou, Politoed, Sunflora, Corsola, Wooper Gen 3: Gardevoir, Cacnea, Milotic, Kecleon, Chimecho Gen 4: Budew, Cherubi, Lucario, Froslass, Rotom (Oven) Gen 5: Trubbish, Reuniclus, Vanillite, Frillish (Female), Chandelure Gen 6: Greninja, Spewpa, Amaura, Sylveon, Bergmite Gen 7: Primarina, Ribombee, Lurantis, Tsareena, Sandygast Gen 8: Sobble, Polteageist, (Galarian) Corsola, (Galarian) Rapidash, Dragapult Gen 9: Tarountula, Ceruledge, Cetoddle, Sinistcha, Dipplin
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
tsunderestorm.bsky.social
if you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to btw
Screenshot of the Super Mario Galaxy movie trailer showing a Luma (a squishy star-shaped cosmic creature) with a pacifier in its mouth.
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
tsunderestorm.bsky.social
my wish for wicked for good is that we see the wizard and glinda interact many times. mentally im still here
Photo from behind the scenes of Wicked of Ariana as Glinda and Jeff as The Wizard of Oz. The Wizard is holding Glinda’s hand and twirling her in a dance as her pink skirt flares out around her legs. Photo from behind the scenes of Wicked of Ariana as Glinda and Jeff as The Wizard of Oz. The Wizard and Glinda have their hands closest to the camera pressed palm to palm and their pair of hands farthest from the camera clasped tightly. You can see a big smile on Ari’s face, but Jeff’s is cropped off at the top.
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
tsunderestorm.bsky.social
ooh, btw~ look who was waiting for me when I got back from my work event last night 💖 im so in love with her; she is PERFECT. forever my boogey-babygirl
A photo of a Monster High Twyla “Sweet Screams” doll in her box. The doll is a pale lilac color with minty green and purple hair in two curly buns, with a pastel goth circus clown appearance to her face. She’s wearing a black and purple dress, and her box is decorated all over in vines and monster tentacles in coordinating colors.
November 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
tsunderestorm.bsky.social
salem told me this piece that they made me “an amorous snail with a penthouse apartment on his back”
Jess’s hand holding a LEGO creation made entirely out of bright green blocks. Black and white googly eyes are on the front of it to make it look like it’s winking.
November 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
tsunderestorm.bsky.social
plza shiny update… refreshed wild zone 3 a lot today…
Screenshot from Pokemon Legends: Z-A of the box storage system for Pokemon. A 6x5 grid beneath text reading “Shiny” shows many of the squares filled with portraits for shiny Pokemon: Pinsir, Binacle, Clauncher, Mareep, Spinarak, Delibird, Skiddo, Snorunt, Scyther, Fletchinder, Bellsprout, Magikarp, Banette, Pinsir, Pidgey, Pinsir, Scatterbug, Budew, Trubbish, Kakuna, Heracross, Mawile, Skiddo, Littleo, Fletching, Skiddo, and Scatterbug.
November 6, 2025 at 6:43 AM
tsunderestorm.bsky.social
eelexander sees macarons and wants to eat one. i tell him no eelexander, macarons are not for pokemon. eelexander has a TANTRUM
Screenshot from Pokemon Legends: Z-A, featuring Jess’ player character, a girl with pale skin and pastel mint-green hair with bright aqua tips, wearing a brightly-colored outfit outfit: a purple crop top beneath a yellow zipper jacket, pink shorts, bright blue socks and multicolored sneakers. She’s sitting at a bistro table at an outdoor cafe with a plate of macarons and tea in front of her, and beside the table stands an Eelektross - a green, eel-looking Pokemon with yellow fins, floppy arms, and a large red mouth with four fangs. The Pokemon looks like it’s staring at the macarons. Screenshot from Pokemon Legends: Z-A, featuring Jess’ player character, a girl with pale skin and pastel mint-green hair with bright aqua tips, wearing a brightly-colored outfit outfit: a purple crop top beneath a yellow zipper jacket, pink shorts, bright blue socks and multicolored sneakers. She’s viewed from behind sitting at a bistro table at an outdoor cafe with a plate of macarons and tea in front of her, and beside the table stands an Eelektross - a green, eel-looking Pokemon with yellow fins, floppy arms, and a large red mouth with four fangs. The Pokemon is stretching out its body/neck while it keeps its hands at its sides, giving the appearance that it’s throwing a tantrum because it can’t have the macarons.
November 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
tsunderestorm.bsky.social
plza ✨ shiny ✨ update
Screenshot from Pokemon Legends: Z-A of the box storage system for Pokemon. A 6x2 grid beneath text reading “Shiny” shows many of the squares filled with portraits for shiny Pokemon: Pinsir, Binacle, Clauncher, Mareep, Spinarak, Delibird, Skiddo, Snorunt, Scyther, Fletchinder, Bellsprout, Magikarp, Banette, Pinsir, Pidgey, Pinsir, Scatterbug, Budew, Trubbish, Kakuna, and Heracross.
November 2, 2025 at 6:14 AM
tsunderestorm.bsky.social
the day is almost over, but today was our furry daughter’s 7th birthday!! she’s actually a newborn tho, she was just born yesterday and needs to be babied as such!!!
A photo of Pippa, a domestic shorthair cat with mackerel tabby coloring. She has a white chest, belly and legs, with swirled markings of brown, gray and black on the sides of her face, top of her head, back, and tail. She has tall ears with tufts of fur at the tip. Her pink nose has a darker pink and black “freckle” on it. She sits with her back legs out tot he side, looking at the cower with her bright green eyes. A photo of Pippa, a domestic shorthair cat with mackerel tabby coloring. She has a white chest, belly and legs, with swirled markings of brown, gray and black on the sides of her face, top of her head, back, and tail. She has tall ears with tufts of fur at the tip. Her pink nose has a darker pink and black “freckle” on it. Shes laying curled up asleep on a purple and white ghost-printed blanket as Jess’ hand scritches the top of her head. A photo of Pippa, a domestic shorthair cat with mackerel tabby coloring. She has a white chest, belly and legs, with swirled markings of brown, gray and black on the sides of her face, top of her head, back, and tail. She has tall ears with tufts of fur at the tip. Her pink nose has a darker pink and black “freckle” on it. She’s laying in a bundled purple comforter as she looks up at Jess with wide eyes. A photo of Pippa, a domestic shorthair cat with mackerel tabby coloring. She has a white chest and belly barely visible, with swirled markings of brown, gray and black on the sides of her face and top of her head. She has tall ears with tufts of fur at the tip. Her pink nose has a darker pink and black “freckle” on it. She lays with her head down on Jess’ chest, being held by Jess’ arms on her sides/back as she looks at the viewer with her big, bright green eyes.
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
tsunderestorm.bsky.social
Tiny TV Man Is Obsessed With Giant Girlfriend Who’s 2 Times His Size
Screenshot from Hazbin Hotel showing Valentino and Vox standing in a room with deep red decor with their arms around each other, with Vox’s hand resting on Val’s hip. They’re smirking at each other and Val is holding the bottom of Vox’s screen, stroking his face.
November 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
tsunderestorm.bsky.social
tonight’s plza shiny progress ✨
Screenshot from Pokemon Legends: Z-A of the box storage system for Pokemon. A 6x2 grid beneath text reading “Shiny” shows eight of the squares filled with portraits for shiny Pokemon: Pinsir, Binacle, Clauncher, Mareep, Spinarak, Delibird, Skiddo, Snorunt, Scyther, Fletchinder, Bellsprout, Magikarp, and Banette.
October 31, 2025 at 4:47 AM
tsunderestorm.bsky.social
found a boyfriend btw
Screenshot from Pokemon Legends: Z-A, featuring Jess’ player character, a girl with pale skin and pastel mint-green hair with bright aqua tips, wearing a brightly-colored outfit outfit: a purple crop top beneath a yellow zipper jacket, pink shorts, bright blue socks and multicolored sneakers. She’s standing at a three-quarter angle and facing the camera as she flashes twin peace signs, and beside her is an alpha Lucario - a bipedal blue and black canine Pokemon - nearly two heads taller than her and holding its paw over its heart.
October 31, 2025 at 12:31 AM
tsunderestorm.bsky.social
plza shiny progress ✨ pinsir, binacle and clauncher were full odds. mareep doesn’t count bc the game gives it to you. spinarak, delibird, skiddo and snorunt are all post-shiny charm.
Screenshot from Pokemon Legends: Z-A of the box storage system for Pokemon. A 6x2 grid beneath text reading “Shiny” shows eight of the squares filled with portraits for shiny Pokemon: Pinsir, Binacle, Clauncher, Mareep, Spinarak, Delibird, Skiddo, and Snorunt.
October 31, 2025 at 12:24 AM
tsunderestorm.bsky.social
that’s how i felt when i got mine too. shes perfect and I would die for her. can they be friends
A pale lilac-colored Labubu plush vinyl face toy sitting in front of a Caribou iced coffee.
October 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
tsunderestorm.bsky.social
this was the sexiest quesadilla of my life it had crispy cheese crusted onto the bottom and it had carnitas and corn. I asked salem to stuff me twice
A photo of a huge quesadilla cut into 8 slices sitting on a plate with a dipping cup of salsa behind it. It’s browned and crisped to perfection, with cheese and carnitas spilling out where it’s been cut.
October 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
tsunderestorm.bsky.social
baby’s first alpha 🔥 his name is jeremiah
Screenshot from Pokemon Legends: Z-A, featuring Jess’ player character, a girl with pale skin and white hair with aqua tips and wearing a brightly-colored outfit to match, standing beside an alpha Houndoom. She’s smiling as she holds out her arms in twin peace signs, while Houndoom stands at attention. Screenshot from Pokemon Legends: Z-A, featuring Jess’ player character, a girl with pale skin and white hair with aqua tips sitting at an outdoor cafe table with an alpha Houndoom standing beside it. She looks towards the camera and smiles, while Houndoom looks over its shoulder as if it’s on alert.
October 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
tsunderestorm.bsky.social
i took so many screenshots im fucking obsessed with him!!!!!
Screenshot from Pokemon Legends: Z-A, featuring Corbeau – a man with pale skin, dark purple hair, and orange eyes behind round, black-framed glasses and wearing a black suit with poison purple accents to match – standing in front of a Japanese-style screen. Seen from a slight three-quarter angle, he looks haughtily down his nose at the viewer as he massages his left hand with his right. Screenshot from Pokemon Legends: Z-A, featuring Corbeau – a man with pale skin, dark purple hair, and orange eyes behind round, black-framed glasses and wearing a black suit with poison purple accents to match – sitting on a couch. Seen from a slight up-angle, he looks down his nose slightly at the viewer as he frowns, with his right leg crossed over his left knee and his hands folded in his lap. Text on the screen spoken by Jacinthe reads: “From the Rust Syndicate, the cunning Corbeau…”
October 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
tsunderestorm.bsky.social
gunk shot… is THAT what we’re calling it now? 😏
Screenshot from Pokemon Legends: Z-A, featuring Corbeau – a man with pale skin, dark purple hair, and orange eyes behind round, black-framed glasses and wearing a black suit with poison purple accents to match – sitting in front of a Japanese-style screen bearing the Pokemon Steelix. A slight smile is on his face, and text on the screen reads: “It’s for the move Gunk Shot. You should have all your Pokemon learn it.”
October 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
tsunderestorm.bsky.social
the fucking difference in our pics and color schemes lmaoooo
Screenshot from Pokemon Legends: Z-A of the “Z-A Royale” screen, showing two pictures side by side for an upcoming Promotion Match. On the left is Jess’ player character – a girl with pale skin and white hair with aqua tips wearing a brightly-colored outfit to match - looking at the viewer and flashing upside-down peace signs with both hands. The label “Rank D” is on her picture. On the right is Corbeau – a man with pale skin, dark purple hair, and orange eyes behind round, black-framed glasses and wearing a black suit with poison purple accents to match – sitting at a desk looking at the viewer with his hands folded on the desktop in front of him. The label “Rank D” is also on his picture.
October 22, 2025 at 4:47 PM
tsunderestorm.bsky.social
praise me more praise me more
Screenshot from Pokemon Legends: Z-A, featuring Corbeau – a man with pale skin, dark purple hair, and orange eyes behind round, black-framed glasses and wearing a black suit with poison purple accents to match – standing in front of a Japanese-style screen and dark furniture as he faces the viewer. His hand is near his face after having pushed his glasses up his nose, and text on the screen reads: “I love it when someone’s well-prepared. We can get right to our promotion match!” Screenshot from Pokemon Legends: Z-A, featuring Jess’ player character – a girl with pale skin and white hair with aqua tips wearing a brightly-colored outfit to match – seen from the back, standing facing Corbeau – a man with pale skin, dark purple hair, and orange eyes behind round, black-framed glasses and wearing a black suit with poison purple accents to match – as he speaks. His mouth is slightly open as he looks haughtily at her, and text on the screen reads: “For now, I’m just gonna enjoy my battle with you to the fullest!”
October 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
tsunderestorm.bsky.social
i feel like this today
A screenshot of Blitzo from Helluva Boss – an imp demon with red skin and a white half-moon scar on the right side of his face and a black marking on his forehead with black and white-striped horns that curve backwards – shown from the chin up behind the window of a car. He’s drunk as a skunk and wearing a dazed expression, with his eyes narrowed as he squints through the glass.
October 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM