Boris Golden
@rameautheuncle.bsky.social
I am a literal angel of history 😇
sorry babe can't hang tonight I'm playing with labubus
December 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
sorry babe can't hang tonight I'm playing with labubus
and so I see you are eating out of a bowl -- the ancient enemy of the dishwasher
December 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
and so I see you are eating out of a bowl -- the ancient enemy of the dishwasher
I've read like 4 Philip K Dick novels in the last 2 weeks my mental health is impeccable
December 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I've read like 4 Philip K Dick novels in the last 2 weeks my mental health is impeccable
how is it possible that Germans as a people are so good at beer and so.bad at every other aspect of culture
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
how is it possible that Germans as a people are so good at beer and so.bad at every other aspect of culture
look nobody is denying that Larry Summers did some gross shit, but does that really mean that he should be barred from a position of intimate authority over the hundreds of young women who take his classes every year?
November 18, 2025 at 12:18 PM
look nobody is denying that Larry Summers did some gross shit, but does that really mean that he should be barred from a position of intimate authority over the hundreds of young women who take his classes every year?
personally I am shocked that the Democratic Party unnecessarily caved on a government shutdown standoff for the first time ever
November 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
personally I am shocked that the Democratic Party unnecessarily caved on a government shutdown standoff for the first time ever
pranking your elderly parents for tiktok should be a felony
November 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
pranking your elderly parents for tiktok should be a felony
it's so cool that meta is essentially banning memes
November 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
it's so cool that meta is essentially banning memes
facebook's only purpose as this point is to monitor the incipient fascism level of boomers
November 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
facebook's only purpose as this point is to monitor the incipient fascism level of boomers
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Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
November 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
*drinking water* in my water era
November 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
*drinking water* in my water era
for Halloween I dressed up as the dang white house
November 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
for Halloween I dressed up as the dang white house
has anyone considered that being Conflict Avoidant might thwart the Trump agenda?
November 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM
has anyone considered that being Conflict Avoidant might thwart the Trump agenda?
typing "goon caves near me" into google maps
November 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
typing "goon caves near me" into google maps
it sucks that the Internet ruins extremely useful phrases like "no worries if not"
September 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
it sucks that the Internet ruins extremely useful phrases like "no worries if not"
Rest In Power Jimmy Kimmel
September 18, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Rest In Power Jimmy Kimmel
I am available as always to give advice on who would and would not be good to assassinate
September 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I am available as always to give advice on who would and would not be good to assassinate
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Shit like this is EXACTLY why myself and so many others were sounding the alarm when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars.
September 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Shit like this is EXACTLY why myself and so many others were sounding the alarm when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars.
tariffs only concern me insofar as they affect the price of German hops, and I'm devastated that the mainstream media is refusing to answer my questions
September 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
tariffs only concern me insofar as they affect the price of German hops, and I'm devastated that the mainstream media is refusing to answer my questions
have you considered dating... a manic pixie dream... gecko
September 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
have you considered dating... a manic pixie dream... gecko
tfw someone you respect is Taylor Swift posting again
September 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
tfw someone you respect is Taylor Swift posting again
Sabrina Carpenter is an American musician whose basic premise is that hating your boyfriend is sexy
September 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Sabrina Carpenter is an American musician whose basic premise is that hating your boyfriend is sexy
of all the abominations created by millennials God reserves most of his scorn for the self-service Bloody Mary bar
August 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
of all the abominations created by millennials God reserves most of his scorn for the self-service Bloody Mary bar
I can't right now honey I'm on the verge of resolving the Russia-Ukrainian peace process by synthesizing Stephen Pinker's and Richard Dawkin's respective ouvres
August 24, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I can't right now honey I'm on the verge of resolving the Russia-Ukrainian peace process by synthesizing Stephen Pinker's and Richard Dawkin's respective ouvres
interesting post, would be a shame if I added 300 AI generated words about why it is interesting
August 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
interesting post, would be a shame if I added 300 AI generated words about why it is interesting