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3 dogs, 3 cats, and one day maybe a raccoon

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@hankgreen.bsky.social Is the passage of time linear or recursive? I’ve been thinking about this for a while and can’t make up my mind
August 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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November 2024: Trump will save the economy
March 2025: We have returned to subsistence agriculture
Trump’s Sec of Agriculture Brooke Rollins says the solution to high egg prices for Americans is to get some chickens and raise them in your backyard.
March 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Hi to all of #Canada
Quick question. Can y’all accept a Michigander who’s genuinely terrified of the direction his government is heading and would side with you on any future conflict? If so, please let me know so I can start the process of becoming Canadian
March 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Gonna say it was autism when I karate chop a Nazi.
January 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Hating Imagine Dragons is the modern day version of hating Creed in 2002 and I’ll die in that hill
December 25, 2024 at 4:03 PM
2 years of this menace
December 21, 2024 at 7:43 PM
I just want to see @hankgreen.bsky.social react to todays connections
December 12, 2024 at 9:15 PM
The best thing I’ve ever accidentally taught my dogs is that all toys are called “moose”. His first toy was a moose and it lasted a long time so he got accustomed to hearing “get your moose” and now every toy is moose 🫎
Disclaimer: dont worry we get rid of the stuffing when a section gets torn open
December 5, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Soup
December 4, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Dump and chase and
Dump and chase and
Dump and chase and
Dump and chase and
Dump and chase

#LGRW
December 4, 2024 at 1:14 AM
I’m starting to think I take Duolingo too seriously 😂 #Duolingo365
December 3, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Heres my thing about the Goff chants at Detroit Red Wings game. It gives the same feeling as parents going to the troubled child and saying “WHY CANT YOU BE MORE LIKE HIM?!” While pointing at the straight A kid. They’re already down on themselves, you can’t find one player to cheer for on ice? #LGRW
December 1, 2024 at 7:18 PM
🚨 BIG CAT ON THE POWERPLAY 🚨

#LGRW #RedWings
November 28, 2024 at 12:54 AM
“The referee was standing about about a hotdog away”

Thanks for my new favorite unit of measurement Mickey 😂

#LGRW #RedWings
November 28, 2024 at 12:51 AM
I don’t know if it’s allowed for light the lamp but I’m gonna go with no one and say my pick is Edvinsson. He had had a wide shot that got tipped in last game and the empty netter so tonight I think he’s chasing that high of being a d man goal scorer again
#LGRW
November 28, 2024 at 12:27 AM
A short description of tonight’s game

#LGRW
November 10, 2024 at 1:53 AM
This is the way web design was supposed to be
the old disney channel website
November 9, 2024 at 6:14 PM
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all my mint enthusiasts, please rise 🙌
November 8, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Wings seriously need to wake up. The shots are still abysmal. Ozzy is right to say they’re lucky it’s only 2-1. It’s like watching a beer league team lately I swear

#LGRW #RedWings
October 26, 2024 at 5:49 PM
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a kind request to the algorithm ✨

• pokemon
• cozy gaming
• nintendo
• taylor swift
• sailor moon
• autism
• ADHD
• spy x family
• sword art online
• genshin impact
• matcha lattes
• thrift shopping
• self-care
• mental health
• mario party
• reading
• dogs
October 26, 2024 at 1:03 AM