Perhaps it was a mistake to let the head of the UAE’s state-owned oil company run the UN’s climate conference

Someone at uni said I look great for my age when she found out how old I am. What does she think 30 is supposed to look like??? 😂

Look at my tiny pumpkin he's very cute and kind of lopsided 🎃

Please say sike...

Just sitting in my car outside my counselling place and I swear my councillor just bonked my car with his bike 😂

Now on AO3! archiveofourown.org/works/50762296

Random very horny kylux thought: Hux is desperately horny for Kylo but refuses to admit it, so he makes himself the galaxy's most over-engineered fucking machine to fuck him as hard and fast as he wants Kylo to. That's it, that's the tweet.

I love trying to answer a question in a lecture to have the lecturer literally laugh in my face. Not demoralising at all.

Damn. So silly of me. If I cancel my Disney plus subscription I can afford the average house price in 2,972 years.

Went to mum's to feed the cats while she was away and this creepy little guy was waiting for me when I pulled up on the drive.

First Kylux nsfw drop on Bluesky
#nsfw

All right, enough complaining. Let’s christen this TL (and this whole site!) with some kylux, FinnPoe, and gingerpilot! (cw: blood, bruises, injury)

Kylux just keeps winning.