Darth Astris (COMMS CLOSED TIL DEC)
@darthastris.bsky.social
Writer of writings, drawer of drawings, editor of sounds. Here’s $20 go buy yourself a Star War. (old/queer/AuDHD/they/🔞NSFW/living in Japan for 20+ years) 🖤🧡🫐🌈🍖🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻 NOT ON TWITTER
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A thread of threads.
🧵-other socials
🎨-art & commission info
🎮-video games
🎲-dice & TTRPG
🎭-cosplay & guides
📕-Star Wars books and lore
🍔-food & other wishlist stuff
🧵-other socials
🎨-art & commission info
🎮-video games
🎲-dice & TTRPG
🎭-cosplay & guides
📕-Star Wars books and lore
🍔-food & other wishlist stuff
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Dress for the job you want. 💅
Supreme Leader Hux, a what-if scenario in the Star Wars galaxy.
Corset from Dracula Clothing
Wig base from @thefivewitswigs.bsky.social
Cape, armor, swagger stick and headpiece by me.
Supreme Leader Hux, a what-if scenario in the Star Wars galaxy.
Corset from Dracula Clothing
Wig base from @thefivewitswigs.bsky.social
Cape, armor, swagger stick and headpiece by me.
November 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Dress for the job you want. 💅
Supreme Leader Hux, a what-if scenario in the Star Wars galaxy.
Corset from Dracula Clothing
Wig base from @thefivewitswigs.bsky.social
Cape, armor, swagger stick and headpiece by me.
Supreme Leader Hux, a what-if scenario in the Star Wars galaxy.
Corset from Dracula Clothing
Wig base from @thefivewitswigs.bsky.social
Cape, armor, swagger stick and headpiece by me.
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edit of the day: kylo but he’s an outlaw 🐴
November 15, 2025 at 6:28 AM
edit of the day: kylo but he’s an outlaw 🐴
Post your favourite Star Trek character(s). Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Post your favourite Star Trek character(s). Wrong answers only.
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!
The production of TWELTH NIGHT with Lupita Nyong’o, Junior Nyong’o, Peter Dinklage, Sandra Oh, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Daphne Rubin-Vega is now on the PBS app!!!!
www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...
The production of TWELTH NIGHT with Lupita Nyong’o, Junior Nyong’o, Peter Dinklage, Sandra Oh, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Daphne Rubin-Vega is now on the PBS app!!!!
www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...
November 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!
The production of TWELTH NIGHT with Lupita Nyong’o, Junior Nyong’o, Peter Dinklage, Sandra Oh, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Daphne Rubin-Vega is now on the PBS app!!!!
www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...
The production of TWELTH NIGHT with Lupita Nyong’o, Junior Nyong’o, Peter Dinklage, Sandra Oh, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Daphne Rubin-Vega is now on the PBS app!!!!
www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...
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Space Girl
Bookshelf Adventurer
pretty much finished with this one ...
Bookshelf Adventurer
pretty much finished with this one ...
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Space Girl
Bookshelf Adventurer
pretty much finished with this one ...
Bookshelf Adventurer
pretty much finished with this one ...
And an underlying homoerotic subtext.
Sometimes, I kind of feel like a Frankenstein myself. Just a handful of mismatched limbs held together by vibes and one questionable thunderstorm.
November 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
And an underlying homoerotic subtext.
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Tis the season
November 15, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Tis the season
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steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
Insulting to the players, insulting to the IP, insulting to the medium, the developers. And the craft itself. Fuck you executives who pushed this garbage.
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
frvr.com/blog/call-of...
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is littered with AI art slop, because your $70 means nothing anymore
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7 is littered with AI generated artwork which makes the $70 feel like a complete rip-off.
frvr.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 AM
steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back
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November 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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What do you name a droid who likes to be called “Your Highness”?
XL-NC
XL-NC
November 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
What do you name a droid who likes to be called “Your Highness”?
XL-NC
XL-NC
LOLOLOL It took me precisely 10 minutes to find antis whining about the Frankenstein movie.
My dear, sweet children. Do you really think the woman who kept her dead husband’s desiccated heart with her in a box would be offended that I want to rail her creature? Or that I’d love Oscar Isaac to? 😂😂😂
My dear, sweet children. Do you really think the woman who kept her dead husband’s desiccated heart with her in a box would be offended that I want to rail her creature? Or that I’d love Oscar Isaac to? 😂😂😂
November 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
LOLOLOL It took me precisely 10 minutes to find antis whining about the Frankenstein movie.
My dear, sweet children. Do you really think the woman who kept her dead husband’s desiccated heart with her in a box would be offended that I want to rail her creature? Or that I’d love Oscar Isaac to? 😂😂😂
My dear, sweet children. Do you really think the woman who kept her dead husband’s desiccated heart with her in a box would be offended that I want to rail her creature? Or that I’d love Oscar Isaac to? 😂😂😂
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Logan Lucky watch party Sat 22nd Nov 3pm PT, 6pm Est, 11pm GMT. Get your copy ready and watch along in support of #thehuntforbensolo #loganlucky #adamdriver #danielcraig #channingtatum #stevensoderbergh #thbs #savethehuntforbensolo
m.youtube.com/watch?v=VazE...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=VazE...
Logan Lucky Watch Party for #savethehuntforbensolo #bensololives #adamdriver #stevensoderbergh
YouTube video by jendaviesgenxnerd
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November 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Logan Lucky watch party Sat 22nd Nov 3pm PT, 6pm Est, 11pm GMT. Get your copy ready and watch along in support of #thehuntforbensolo #loganlucky #adamdriver #danielcraig #channingtatum #stevensoderbergh #thbs #savethehuntforbensolo
m.youtube.com/watch?v=VazE...
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Sorry (no, I’m not) to be horny on main, but I just started watching Frankenstein and GOD DAMN I wanna ride that Frankencock.
(Both of them. On this occasion, whether it’s the monster’s or the man’s name matters not.)
(Both of them. On this occasion, whether it’s the monster’s or the man’s name matters not.)
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Sorry (no, I’m not) to be horny on main, but I just started watching Frankenstein and GOD DAMN I wanna ride that Frankencock.
(Both of them. On this occasion, whether it’s the monster’s or the man’s name matters not.)
(Both of them. On this occasion, whether it’s the monster’s or the man’s name matters not.)
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
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NEW pic of Adam Driver as Jeff, FMSB 2025
November 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
NEW pic of Adam Driver as Jeff, FMSB 2025
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Some amazing aurora tonight, visible from Boulder! Some highlights from tonight here. (The views from Minnesota are -spectacular- based on what I’m seeing from friends there!)
Go look up!! (And north.)
🧪🔭⚛️☀️
Go look up!! (And north.)
🧪🔭⚛️☀️
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Some amazing aurora tonight, visible from Boulder! Some highlights from tonight here. (The views from Minnesota are -spectacular- based on what I’m seeing from friends there!)
Go look up!! (And north.)
🧪🔭⚛️☀️
Go look up!! (And north.)
🧪🔭⚛️☀️
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it'd be really funny if they just cast Chris Pine as a completely new character
A Brand New 'Star Trek' Movie Is Coming From the Team Behind 'Dungeons & Dragons'
Jonathan Goldstein and John Francis Daley have been hired to make a whole new 'Star Trek' film.
gizmodo.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
it'd be really funny if they just cast Chris Pine as a completely new character
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FYI: Put a literal star on top of your Christmas tree with A24's must-have festive decoration for 2025.
A24’s PEARL Tree Topper Is The Must-Have Christmas Decoration Of 2025
Put a literal star on top of your Christmas tree with A24's must-have festive decoration for 2025.
dlvr.it
November 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
FYI: Put a literal star on top of your Christmas tree with A24's must-have festive decoration for 2025.
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Alien Resurrection (1997): USM Auriga, early design by Jim Martin
November 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Alien Resurrection (1997): USM Auriga, early design by Jim Martin
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half the words that are about to come out of my mouth need to be censored
November 14, 2025 at 6:06 AM
half the words that are about to come out of my mouth need to be censored
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The viral madness of SHARKNADO is coming back to life with a seventh movie.
Coming in 2026... SHARKNADO ORIGINS.
Teenage versions of Ian Ziering & Tara Reid's characters will battle the fury of Sharknado this time around.
Coming in 2026... SHARKNADO ORIGINS.
Teenage versions of Ian Ziering & Tara Reid's characters will battle the fury of Sharknado this time around.
‘Sharknado Origins’ – Prequel Coming in 2026 from ‘Sharknado’ Director Anthony Ferrante
Sharknado Origins, a prequel to the increasingly absurd franchise, is brewing from The Asylum. Variety reports that production is slated to begin later this year with a summer 2026 release being eyed....
bloody-disgusting.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The viral madness of SHARKNADO is coming back to life with a seventh movie.
Coming in 2026... SHARKNADO ORIGINS.
Teenage versions of Ian Ziering & Tara Reid's characters will battle the fury of Sharknado this time around.
Coming in 2026... SHARKNADO ORIGINS.
Teenage versions of Ian Ziering & Tara Reid's characters will battle the fury of Sharknado this time around.
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Just ghosted my date because he was holding his knife and fork in the wrong hands. He has a PhD, so there's no excuse for that.
November 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Black Friday is here! Complete your fleet with a 30% discount at Only-Games
November 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Black Friday is here! Complete your fleet with a 30% discount at Only-Games
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