Darth Astris (COMMS CLOSED TIL DEC)
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Writer of writings, drawer of drawings, editor of sounds. Here’s $20 go buy yourself a Star War. (old/queer/AuDHD/they/🔞NSFW/living in Japan for 20+ years) 🖤🧡🫐🌈🍖🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻 NOT ON TWITTER
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A thread of threads.
🧵-other socials
🎨-art & commission info
🎮-video games
🎲-dice & TTRPG
🎭-cosplay & guides
📕-Star Wars books and lore
🍔-food & other wishlist stuff
🧵-other socials
🎨-art & commission info
🎮-video games
🎲-dice & TTRPG
🎭-cosplay & guides
📕-Star Wars books and lore
🍔-food & other wishlist stuff
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Share a preacher, nun, or priest.
January 30, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Share a preacher, nun, or priest.
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Not pictured: Haruki Murakami’s wife, or indeed whoever is cooking, cleaning, paying bills, running errands, doing the laundry, answering emails, etc
like yea his routine is goals, but let’s not lie to ourselves about all the invisible work others are doing to enable him to have that routine
like yea his routine is goals, but let’s not lie to ourselves about all the invisible work others are doing to enable him to have that routine
January 29, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Not pictured: Haruki Murakami’s wife, or indeed whoever is cooking, cleaning, paying bills, running errands, doing the laundry, answering emails, etc
like yea his routine is goals, but let’s not lie to ourselves about all the invisible work others are doing to enable him to have that routine
like yea his routine is goals, but let’s not lie to ourselves about all the invisible work others are doing to enable him to have that routine
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RIP Bob Layzell, May 4, 1940 - Jan 29, 2026. I love his eerie alien planets.
January 29, 2026 at 5:26 PM
RIP Bob Layzell, May 4, 1940 - Jan 29, 2026. I love his eerie alien planets.
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halfway done at almost 20k! writing fic writer!Mitaka is extremely satisfying, I don't want this fic to end. and yes, this is my self-insert fic but I refuse to be ashamed of it.
I don't have a word for ficwip's game today, so here's a snippet from my current kylux WIP.
it's Mitaka writing an RPF Caf Shop AU about his co-commanders with detailed author's notes about the real lives of those co-commanders.
(from the author's notes to Chapter 1.)
it's Mitaka writing an RPF Caf Shop AU about his co-commanders with detailed author's notes about the real lives of those co-commanders.
(from the author's notes to Chapter 1.)
January 29, 2026 at 5:28 PM
halfway done at almost 20k! writing fic writer!Mitaka is extremely satisfying, I don't want this fic to end. and yes, this is my self-insert fic but I refuse to be ashamed of it.
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This is the funniest scene in all of star war
January 26, 2026 at 1:57 AM
This is the funniest scene in all of star war
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there are only two moods as an artist
July 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
there are only two moods as an artist
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January 27, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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Wookieepedia be like:
“The Randomassians were a species that existed in the galaxy. They had feet and could use them to walk.”
Source: The Complete Star Wars Trivia Guide: Third Edition, Revised and Augmented Edition
“The Randomassians were a species that existed in the galaxy. They had feet and could use them to walk.”
Source: The Complete Star Wars Trivia Guide: Third Edition, Revised and Augmented Edition
January 26, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Wookieepedia be like:
“The Randomassians were a species that existed in the galaxy. They had feet and could use them to walk.”
Source: The Complete Star Wars Trivia Guide: Third Edition, Revised and Augmented Edition
“The Randomassians were a species that existed in the galaxy. They had feet and could use them to walk.”
Source: The Complete Star Wars Trivia Guide: Third Edition, Revised and Augmented Edition
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it is by far the most meaningful of the episodes for me, save the final confrontation between luke, vader and the emperor in rotj. but tfa did as a film what andor did as a series: speak to people who are fans of the franchise but have seen depression, failure and self-doubt and *still* carry on 💖
January 29, 2026 at 4:56 PM
it is by far the most meaningful of the episodes for me, save the final confrontation between luke, vader and the emperor in rotj. but tfa did as a film what andor did as a series: speak to people who are fans of the franchise but have seen depression, failure and self-doubt and *still* carry on 💖
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December 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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That moment when Kylo slides his hands under Hux's shirt 😩
January 29, 2026 at 5:46 PM
That moment when Kylo slides his hands under Hux's shirt 😩
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January 29, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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The Curse of the Colonel 🍗
(And a weird holiday #KFC bonus…)
- Supernatural Japan 🇯🇵 ⚾️ 🐯
Apple Podcasts:
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
#Japan #Osaka #HanshinTigers #weird #urbanlegends #folklore #history
(And a weird holiday #KFC bonus…)
- Supernatural Japan 🇯🇵 ⚾️ 🐯
Apple Podcasts:
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
#Japan #Osaka #HanshinTigers #weird #urbanlegends #folklore #history
January 29, 2026 at 1:00 PM
The Curse of the Colonel 🍗
(And a weird holiday #KFC bonus…)
- Supernatural Japan 🇯🇵 ⚾️ 🐯
Apple Podcasts:
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
#Japan #Osaka #HanshinTigers #weird #urbanlegends #folklore #history
(And a weird holiday #KFC bonus…)
- Supernatural Japan 🇯🇵 ⚾️ 🐯
Apple Podcasts:
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
#Japan #Osaka #HanshinTigers #weird #urbanlegends #folklore #history
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Day #202: Atari (1983)
January 28, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Day #202: Atari (1983)
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tonight I don’t need anything for dinner since i still have some of yesterday’s food :)
I get my salary in 4 days, if you’d like to help me by commissioning me; i don’t need much, anything is enough for me to survive these 4 days :’)
hugs and sorry
ko-fi.com/kyloremusss
I get my salary in 4 days, if you’d like to help me by commissioning me; i don’t need much, anything is enough for me to survive these 4 days :’)
hugs and sorry
ko-fi.com/kyloremusss
January 28, 2026 at 11:20 PM
tonight I don’t need anything for dinner since i still have some of yesterday’s food :)
I get my salary in 4 days, if you’d like to help me by commissioning me; i don’t need much, anything is enough for me to survive these 4 days :’)
hugs and sorry
ko-fi.com/kyloremusss
I get my salary in 4 days, if you’d like to help me by commissioning me; i don’t need much, anything is enough for me to survive these 4 days :’)
hugs and sorry
ko-fi.com/kyloremusss
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On 29th January 1996, "Threshold", the Star Trek: Voyager episode where Captain Janeway and Tom Paris turned into giant space newts and had babies first aired. Since it's #ThresholdDay we aim to answer a burning question: did Paris and Janeway fuck? If so, how did they fuck?
January 29, 2026 at 10:26 AM
On 29th January 1996, "Threshold", the Star Trek: Voyager episode where Captain Janeway and Tom Paris turned into giant space newts and had babies first aired. Since it's #ThresholdDay we aim to answer a burning question: did Paris and Janeway fuck? If so, how did they fuck?
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"There’s an extremely hurtful narrative going around that my product, a revolutionary new technology that exists to scam the elderly and make you distrust anything you see online, is harmful to society."
Please Don’t Say Mean Things about the AI That I Just Invested a Billion Dollars In
“[Nvidia CEO] Jensen Huang Is Begging You to Stop Being So Negative About AI” — Headline from Gizmodo - - — Guys, enough is enough. Bullying is a s...
buff.ly
January 27, 2026 at 7:27 PM
"There’s an extremely hurtful narrative going around that my product, a revolutionary new technology that exists to scam the elderly and make you distrust anything you see online, is harmful to society."
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Looming Towers.
January 29, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Looming Towers.
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Check if there are Flock surverillance cameras near you: deflock.me
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Find license plate readers (LPRs) near you.
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January 29, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Check if there are Flock surverillance cameras near you: deflock.me
🖤🧡
January 28, 2026 at 5:37 PM
🖤🧡
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Me and the rest of the polycule buying weed
January 28, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Me and the rest of the polycule buying weed
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STAR WARS Jedi Bundle is $10.42 on Steam buff.ly/mT4fcO2
-Jedi Fallen Order $3.19
-Jedi Survivor $8.39
-Jedi Fallen Order $3.19
-Jedi Survivor $8.39
January 27, 2026 at 7:17 PM
STAR WARS Jedi Bundle is $10.42 on Steam buff.ly/mT4fcO2
-Jedi Fallen Order $3.19
-Jedi Survivor $8.39
-Jedi Fallen Order $3.19
-Jedi Survivor $8.39
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