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radcouch.bsky.social
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@radcouch.bsky.social
artist, hottie, scholar, sweetiepie, ⚾️
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oh no one of my tik toks is blowing up lmfao
December 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I love caffeine because it has me saying shit to my homies who are telling me about how much they hate their jobs for scheduling them for an 8.5 hour shift like “you legally get to steal something” which is a parody joke, of course
December 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I miss baseball
December 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Omg the framing on the left is perfect
November 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Found word poem from my notes app lmao
November 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I should be cloistered and gaining spiritual knowledge but no I have to be in the machine
November 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I’ve decided I’m going to be evil for the time being
November 17, 2025 at 1:10 PM
a girlypop in my sculpture class brought me cookies for my bday from the bakery she worked at and asked how old I was turning, and when I said 32 she was so gagged because she thought I was 25. MY YOUTH IS ETERNAL BABYYYYY
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
It’s crazy that November 12th is every year and that it’s also my birthday? Wild
November 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
so crazy that they built a memorial arch to commemorate the scene from When Harry Met Sally when they decided to never see each other again
November 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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just learning now that there is a topps baseball card of the swarm of bees that delayed a dodgers/diamondbacks game last season. the ebay listing i grabbed this photo from is selling it for $150
November 9, 2025 at 1:26 PM
my friends threw me a surprise birthday brunch today and I got the most gorgeous bagel I’ve ever had :,)
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I had to be the most swagged out corporate cunty baddie in Mayor Mamdani’s New York last night for some reason
November 8, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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mayor zohran mamdani must seize david harbour’s pussy palace and redistribute it
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Need all my baseball baddies to tap in because where tf are you on this god forsaken app
November 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Hallothreen (my 3 Halloween costumes, an angel, da earth, devil in disguise sans disguise and did not get a photo of that sorry)
November 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I got the ick once from how a guy I was dating put pillow cases on his pillows. He had no sense of urgency, no leadership skills. Let the pillow dictate the whole thing. Embarrassing for him, honestly.
November 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
brought the vibe to a weird place last night with my karaoke choices but everyone was gooped and gagged at how well I hit the notes
November 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The wind…..it’s back
November 1, 2025 at 5:06 AM
At a collegiate volleyball game for my sports marketing project (promoting a clothing drive) and idk this sport so I just be clapping
October 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Microdosing death by swallowing something wrong (a small piece of farro lol)
October 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Drank too much coffee and now I’m scared
October 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
the Real ID machine that scans your face after they scan your ID didn’t recognize me because my ID photo is from 2019. They sent me to another computer and it didn’t recognize me either. I had to be like “I got bangs and am now really hot” and the TSA lady laughed lmaooo
October 16, 2025 at 9:37 PM
cunty fish nails
October 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM