Rachelmakesmistakes
@rachelwinslow.bsky.social
Life’s like a movie, write your own ending. Keep believing, keep pretending.
I screamed. Literally screamed. We are in hell.
Wait, is this suggesting that private individuals who want to adopt should be given a list of currently pregnant women? Who have not consented to having their information shared?
A Missouri Representative has filed a bill to track pregnancies in the state.
HB 807 will: "Maintain a central registry of each expectant mother who is at risk for seeking an abortion of her unborn child and make the same available to a prospective adoptive parent who has completed screenings."
HB 807 will: "Maintain a central registry of each expectant mother who is at risk for seeking an abortion of her unborn child and make the same available to a prospective adoptive parent who has completed screenings."
February 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I screamed. Literally screamed. We are in hell.
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?
February 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?
You know how sometimes you realize that you’ve been getting the lyrics to a song wrong but it’s a 40 year old song and no one cares?
Anyway, it’s “open up your fruit cage”, not “fruitcakes” in Peter Gabriel’s “Sledgehammer”. It doesn’t make more sense, but it’s way dirtier somehow.
Anyway, it’s “open up your fruit cage”, not “fruitcakes” in Peter Gabriel’s “Sledgehammer”. It doesn’t make more sense, but it’s way dirtier somehow.
February 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
You know how sometimes you realize that you’ve been getting the lyrics to a song wrong but it’s a 40 year old song and no one cares?
Anyway, it’s “open up your fruit cage”, not “fruitcakes” in Peter Gabriel’s “Sledgehammer”. It doesn’t make more sense, but it’s way dirtier somehow.
Anyway, it’s “open up your fruit cage”, not “fruitcakes” in Peter Gabriel’s “Sledgehammer”. It doesn’t make more sense, but it’s way dirtier somehow.
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The extended hand is the only hope.
January 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The extended hand is the only hope.
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someone on tiktok said, “we’ve got 7 lex luthors and no superman,” and i can’t stop thinking about it
January 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
someone on tiktok said, “we’ve got 7 lex luthors and no superman,” and i can’t stop thinking about it
I hope David Lynch would appreciate that the words that sprang to my lips when I heard he was dead were “wrapped in plastic”
January 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I hope David Lynch would appreciate that the words that sprang to my lips when I heard he was dead were “wrapped in plastic”
A friendly reminder that as this app grows, people will be checking your follow lists for predators.
January 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
A friendly reminder that as this app grows, people will be checking your follow lists for predators.
I dated a guy who referred to one of his exes as “The Adversary”. Turns out he was a crappy, immature, gaslighter of a boyfriend.
I’m concerned that Americans are flocking to a number of adversary-owned social media platforms. We still need a comprehensive and risk-based approach to assessing and mitigating the risks of foreign-owned apps.
January 15, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I dated a guy who referred to one of his exes as “The Adversary”. Turns out he was a crappy, immature, gaslighter of a boyfriend.
I didn’t hear the emergency test today. It’s possible that I was in the bathroom, but the reason that makes the most sense to me is that the government didn’t want to include me, specifically, because they hate me.
October 4, 2023 at 10:27 PM
I didn’t hear the emergency test today. It’s possible that I was in the bathroom, but the reason that makes the most sense to me is that the government didn’t want to include me, specifically, because they hate me.
In this house, every day is Dolly Parton Day.
Our calendar is a disaster.
Our calendar is a disaster.
September 25, 2023 at 3:38 PM
In this house, every day is Dolly Parton Day.
Our calendar is a disaster.
Our calendar is a disaster.
Welcome to Bluesky, we have rules here:
1. Cut a hole in a box
2. Put your junk in the box
3. Make her open the box
1. Cut a hole in a box
2. Put your junk in the box
3. Make her open the box
Welcome to Bluesky, we have rules here:
1. Turn around. Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you’re never coming 'round.
2. Turn around. Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears.
1. Turn around. Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you’re never coming 'round.
2. Turn around. Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears.
Welcome to Bluesky, we have rules here:
1. First you limp to the side like your leg was broken, shakin' and twitchin' kinda like you were smokin'
2. That's all right 'cause your body's in motion, it's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
3. You got it down when you appear to be in pain
1. First you limp to the side like your leg was broken, shakin' and twitchin' kinda like you were smokin'
2. That's all right 'cause your body's in motion, it's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
3. You got it down when you appear to be in pain
September 16, 2023 at 4:08 AM
Welcome to Bluesky, we have rules here:
1. Cut a hole in a box
2. Put your junk in the box
3. Make her open the box
1. Cut a hole in a box
2. Put your junk in the box
3. Make her open the box
Turns out he also used to be the mayor. So.
At the theater tonight, in line for the bathroom. Man comes up, points out the accessible/“all gender” single rooms. “Those are available! You don’t have to wait!” We tried to explain that we wanted to leave them open for those who needed them, thanks anyway. He was confused to frustration.
September 15, 2023 at 3:44 AM
Turns out he also used to be the mayor. So.
At the theater tonight, in line for the bathroom. Man comes up, points out the accessible/“all gender” single rooms. “Those are available! You don’t have to wait!” We tried to explain that we wanted to leave them open for those who needed them, thanks anyway. He was confused to frustration.
September 15, 2023 at 3:44 AM
At the theater tonight, in line for the bathroom. Man comes up, points out the accessible/“all gender” single rooms. “Those are available! You don’t have to wait!” We tried to explain that we wanted to leave them open for those who needed them, thanks anyway. He was confused to frustration.
Goddamnit I can’t believe he’s making Pepsi look good now.
I was listening to a podcast and heard Jimmy Fallon read an ad for Pepsi. I have come to realize that he is the Pepsi of people. “I’ll have a Conan, please.” “Is Fallon okay?” “I mean, not really, but if that’s what you have…”
September 7, 2023 at 6:08 PM
Goddamnit I can’t believe he’s making Pepsi look good now.
@listentosassy.bsky.social Pam: “I thought about getting a Grover tattoo.” Me: “This parasocial relationship is going GREAT.”
September 6, 2023 at 9:45 PM
@listentosassy.bsky.social Pam: “I thought about getting a Grover tattoo.” Me: “This parasocial relationship is going GREAT.”
I was listening to a podcast and heard Jimmy Fallon read an ad for Pepsi. I have come to realize that he is the Pepsi of people. “I’ll have a Conan, please.” “Is Fallon okay?” “I mean, not really, but if that’s what you have…”
September 6, 2023 at 9:38 PM
I was listening to a podcast and heard Jimmy Fallon read an ad for Pepsi. I have come to realize that he is the Pepsi of people. “I’ll have a Conan, please.” “Is Fallon okay?” “I mean, not really, but if that’s what you have…”
That’s what’s wrong. I have Sassy Bones.
August 27, 2023 at 7:08 PM
That’s what’s wrong. I have Sassy Bones.
Actual footage of me having to accomplish two tasks in one day.
August 21, 2023 at 9:25 PM
Actual footage of me having to accomplish two tasks in one day.
Talking Heads cannot reunite because John Mulaney will find a way to make it about him and take the spotlight away from Our True Shining Star, Tina Weymouth.
Talking Heads cannot reunite because I don't want to know the lengths I'd go to for tickets. I don't want to meet the person I'd let myself become.
August 18, 2023 at 2:50 AM
Talking Heads cannot reunite because John Mulaney will find a way to make it about him and take the spotlight away from Our True Shining Star, Tina Weymouth.
Putting “humorous raunch” in my resume, dating profile.
If Pony comes on, all participants had better have “humorous raunch” in their repertoire, or else catastrophe
August 17, 2023 at 2:43 AM
Putting “humorous raunch” in my resume, dating profile.
So what’s the verb form of this app? “Blueskying” is… not it.
August 16, 2023 at 4:13 PM
So what’s the verb form of this app? “Blueskying” is… not it.
Hey, it me, ruining your socials and yammering about my dog.
August 16, 2023 at 1:38 PM
Hey, it me, ruining your socials and yammering about my dog.