Maybe they haven’t ready to many books

I love that learned this from you.

Takes a lotta water to float a couch

Majestic! Your mother’s talent is a national treasure!

See, I take a more measured approach.

In Ames, IA folks were convinced that the next stop for terrorists was the National Animal Disease Center. But we owned the terrorists so hard that we just stopped believing that infectious diseases exist.

All the books in an invertebrate bookshop would be…spineless.

Stained glass or votives? Sunrise/sunset on water? Wildflowers at dawn?

I was scrolling quickly and thought it was a picture from the Hubble Telescope. 🤣

The universe in a tide pool instead.

Speaking from my vast Ecru lived experience: the real inaccuracy here is the curly endive and fancy radish. We did not go in on multisyllabic vegetables that close to the (unfrozen, uncanned) state God created them.

Boosh in the CD!

Grassley. As a native Iowan it tickled me on many levels.

My soul left my body I guffawed so hard

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