Death Cab for Cunty
@rachelalison.bsky.social
Video Editor. ⚽️ Arsenal & LAFC ⚽️
Oh Nina, what a lot of parties.
Oh Nina, what a lot of parties.
Ya Gunners ya
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Ya Gunners ya
🎵 We hate Tottenham 🎵
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
🎵 We hate Tottenham 🎵
Idk exactly why but I feel like @hayesbrown.bsky.social needs to see this tattoo
November 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Idk exactly why but I feel like @hayesbrown.bsky.social needs to see this tattoo
Ahahahahahahaha Liverpool
November 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Ahahahahahahaha Liverpool
Me: I have these lab results you ordered. Please let me give you, my doctor, the lab results. That you ordered.
My doctors office: We only accept documents in the form of Lithuanian folk music on an instrument made from a single Fire Elm bough performed under a red harvest moon. Or fax.
My doctors office: We only accept documents in the form of Lithuanian folk music on an instrument made from a single Fire Elm bough performed under a red harvest moon. Or fax.
November 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Me: I have these lab results you ordered. Please let me give you, my doctor, the lab results. That you ordered.
My doctors office: We only accept documents in the form of Lithuanian folk music on an instrument made from a single Fire Elm bough performed under a red harvest moon. Or fax.
My doctors office: We only accept documents in the form of Lithuanian folk music on an instrument made from a single Fire Elm bough performed under a red harvest moon. Or fax.
First album I'm listening to on my new turntable? Jack White "No Name"
All bangers no skips 💙
All bangers no skips 💙
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
First album I'm listening to on my new turntable? Jack White "No Name"
All bangers no skips 💙
All bangers no skips 💙
I'm going the Godmother from Bay Cities. Maximum explosiveness, hot pepper stank. Full bread missile.
November 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I'm going the Godmother from Bay Cities. Maximum explosiveness, hot pepper stank. Full bread missile.
Every time I watch a Howard Hawks joint, I remember why I love movies. Right now I'm being exhausted by Carole Lombard and John Barrymore and it's absolutely worth it
November 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Every time I watch a Howard Hawks joint, I remember why I love movies. Right now I'm being exhausted by Carole Lombard and John Barrymore and it's absolutely worth it
GOAL BY SON 🖤💛
Seems like a good time to drop this photo
Seems like a good time to drop this photo
November 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
GOAL BY SON 🖤💛
Seems like a good time to drop this photo
Seems like a good time to drop this photo
Okay LA, let's keep the good times rolling. DALE BLACK & GOLD LAFC 🖤💛
November 3, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Okay LA, let's keep the good times rolling. DALE BLACK & GOLD LAFC 🖤💛
The perfect millennial costume doesn't exi-
November 2, 2025 at 5:39 AM
The perfect millennial costume doesn't exi-
Every year on Halloween, I put out candy on my porch and a sign that says CANDY. I never put portion demands on the sign. Every year, the kids self-police so intensely that I wind up with a bunch of candy left. This year, my sign is telling them TAKE HANDFULS PLEASE. 😅
November 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Every year on Halloween, I put out candy on my porch and a sign that says CANDY. I never put portion demands on the sign. Every year, the kids self-police so intensely that I wind up with a bunch of candy left. This year, my sign is telling them TAKE HANDFULS PLEASE. 😅
Wild how My Chemical Romance predicted this game in 2004
October 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Wild how My Chemical Romance predicted this game in 2004
Dodgers next pitcher
October 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Dodgers next pitcher
Continuing with the foundational texts of 90s gothdom, it can't rain all the time
October 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Continuing with the foundational texts of 90s gothdom, it can't rain all the time
Ladies and gentlemen it is Fairuza Balk season
Lightasafeatherstiffasaboard
Lightasafeatherstiffasaboard
October 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Ladies and gentlemen it is Fairuza Balk season
Lightasafeatherstiffasaboard
Lightasafeatherstiffasaboard
Meet Professor Evie, my Outer Worlds 2 character I totally did not base off of Rachel Weisz's iconic character in 1999's THE MUMMY
October 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Meet Professor Evie, my Outer Worlds 2 character I totally did not base off of Rachel Weisz's iconic character in 1999's THE MUMMY
Let's all laugh at Chels...wait what
October 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Let's all laugh at Chels...wait what