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Oh Nina, what a lot of parties.
Oh Nina, what a lot of parties.
This documentary got me thinking Puffy did 9/11 and killed Prince
December 9, 2025 at 4:54 AM
This documentary got me thinking Puffy did 9/11 and killed Prince
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My favourite photo of Iggy Pop is also my favourite photo of Mr Serious Evil Music himself.
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
My favourite photo of Iggy Pop is also my favourite photo of Mr Serious Evil Music himself.
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Pointing out (because when else would I get to show off this research) that about 533 U.S.–produced features, from both major studios and independents, were released into theaters in 1957. In 2017, there were 131 given wide release, including independents. It's astounding how output has shrunk.
30+ movies a year. Wow. That's very impressive. This year Paramount released a grand total of 7, exactly one of which made the year's top 25 (while losing $), so there is zero reason to believe that the company has the means to more than quadruple its output. deadline.com/2025/12/para...
Paramount Promises To Release 30+ Films Annually If It Acquires Warner Bros: “We’re Going To Satisfy The Needs Of The Moviegoing Public”
Should Paramount succeed in acquiring Warner Bros, the combined studio will release more than 30 theatrical titles a year. This was Paramount CEO David Ellison’s promise during a phone presser followi...
deadline.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Pointing out (because when else would I get to show off this research) that about 533 U.S.–produced features, from both major studios and independents, were released into theaters in 1957. In 2017, there were 131 given wide release, including independents. It's astounding how output has shrunk.
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"Because I dropped out of Stanford to start this company, you know for sure that it’s my life’s work. I’ll always be at the helm, so the idea that I’ll hand over the company to an ex-McKinsey consultant and retire to a Hawaiian compound built on cleared forest is preposterous."
Hi, I’m an Early 2010s Tech CEO
I wear the same T-shirt every day, and I have a relatably unkempt haircut. I remind you of the smart kids from high school, so I give you hope that...
buff.ly
December 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
"Because I dropped out of Stanford to start this company, you know for sure that it’s my life’s work. I’ll always be at the helm, so the idea that I’ll hand over the company to an ex-McKinsey consultant and retire to a Hawaiian compound built on cleared forest is preposterous."
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This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir
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Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
Just finished Jay Kelly and it annoys me how much Adam Sandler *didn't* annoy me in it
December 6, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Just finished Jay Kelly and it annoys me how much Adam Sandler *didn't* annoy me in it
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I have been given the shiny and very real War Stopper Award by
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I have been given the shiny and very real War Stopper Award by
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
USA Pickleball because I have stopped so many dozens of wars and whatnot. I am honored that my war stopping has been noticed by the foremost pickleball organization in the world.
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This has me yearning for just good old fashioned Sepp Blatter corruption.
December 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
This has me yearning for just good old fashioned Sepp Blatter corruption.
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When your award is definitely cursed
December 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
When your award is definitely cursed
Titi blink twice if you need to be rescued from sitting so close to Alexi Lalas
December 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Titi blink twice if you need to be rescued from sitting so close to Alexi Lalas
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Participation trophies for the One Special Boy from the most corrupt athletics organization in the world. Perfect.
Update on this story from a month ago.
The winner of the first FIFA Peace Prize is …
Donald J. Trump. What a surprise.
The winner of the first FIFA Peace Prize is …
Donald J. Trump. What a surprise.
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Participation trophies for the One Special Boy from the most corrupt athletics organization in the world. Perfect.
I'm so confused what does Nessun Dorma have to do with the World Cup
December 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I'm so confused what does Nessun Dorma have to do with the World Cup
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All media mergers end up hurting writers, actors, directors, and everyone else who works in the industry. Executives, assistants, caterers, teamsters, everyone. Fewer companies means fewer jobs, period.
December 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
All media mergers end up hurting writers, actors, directors, and everyone else who works in the industry. Executives, assistants, caterers, teamsters, everyone. Fewer companies means fewer jobs, period.
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All of the companies that make the software I use are increasing their prices, to account for an "investment" in AI.
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 AM
All of the companies that make the software I use are increasing their prices, to account for an "investment" in AI.
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
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in the uk is it called meths
December 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
in the uk is it called meths
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people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
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15 years ago, I passed up an opportunity to edit videos at The Onion because I got a job editing a Cheech & Chong reunion special. Learn from my choices and apply for this fellowship.
Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Fellowship
theonion.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
15 years ago, I passed up an opportunity to edit videos at The Onion because I got a job editing a Cheech & Chong reunion special. Learn from my choices and apply for this fellowship.
When I love an actress almost as much as I love Arsenal 😅
December 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
When I love an actress almost as much as I love Arsenal 😅
Is Merino our top striker this season? What is going on
It's genuinely very funny how often Merino scores
December 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Is Merino our top striker this season? What is going on
My coworker told me I look like a hungover rock star coming in for soundcheck and I'm insulted /flattered.
Insulttered.
Insulttered.
December 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
My coworker told me I look like a hungover rock star coming in for soundcheck and I'm insulted /flattered.
Insulttered.
Insulttered.
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holding FIRESTORM for the first time. spent 2025 writing about experiencing the L.A. fires. digging deeper. learned so much about what happened, our future and myself. met people I’ll never forget. can’t wait for you to read it. out January 6. preorder: www.harpercollins.com/products/fir...
December 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
holding FIRESTORM for the first time. spent 2025 writing about experiencing the L.A. fires. digging deeper. learned so much about what happened, our future and myself. met people I’ll never forget. can’t wait for you to read it. out January 6. preorder: www.harpercollins.com/products/fir...
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Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it.
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
How to quit Spotify
This Black Friday, here's a guide to finding the best Spotify alternative
www.bloodinthemachine.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it.
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:
So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify: