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Oh Nina, what a lot of parties.
Oh Nina, what a lot of parties.
My friends and my husband are in the dining room talking about whatever and I'm in bed scrolling and this is the closest I've felt to when you're a little kid at your auntie's house and you're falling asleep while the adults are playing cards and this feels so cozy 😌
November 14, 2025 at 5:09 AM
My friends and my husband are in the dining room talking about whatever and I'm in bed scrolling and this is the closest I've felt to when you're a little kid at your auntie's house and you're falling asleep while the adults are playing cards and this feels so cozy 😌
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Pretty cool that 12.99 will now get you access to a mind bending drama based on highly structured and inscrutable rules with themes of identity and free will set to a backdrop of corporate desperation and overreach and also severance is on there I guess
NEWS: MLS will no longer be behind a separate paywall on Apple TV beginning in 2026.
MLS Season Pass will no longer exist, and all MLS games will be available on the Apple TV streaming service.
More details from @paultenorio.bsky.social: www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
MLS Season Pass will no longer exist, and all MLS games will be available on the Apple TV streaming service.
More details from @paultenorio.bsky.social: www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Pretty cool that 12.99 will now get you access to a mind bending drama based on highly structured and inscrutable rules with themes of identity and free will set to a backdrop of corporate desperation and overreach and also severance is on there I guess
THANK YOU FOOTY GODS 🙏 ⚽️
BREAKING NEWS: MLS owners have officially voted to flip to a fall-to-spring season, aligning with top leagues around the world, per @paultenorio.bsky.social.
The league will begin play in the new format in 2027.
The league will begin play in the new format in 2027.
November 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
THANK YOU FOOTY GODS 🙏 ⚽️
GOOD
BREAKING: MLS will come out from behind the separate MLS Season Pass subscription beginning in 2026, per sources.
All games will be available on the Apple TV streaming service.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
All games will be available on the Apple TV streaming service.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
MLS, Apple TV to bring games outside of extra paywall in 2026: Sources
Beginning next season, MLS games will be even more accessible via Apple TV
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
GOOD
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FIVE HUNDRED MEN SACKED FOR REFUSING
TO EVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
THE VOICES DOWN THE AGES WARNING
NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
YOU MUST NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
TO EVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
THE VOICES DOWN THE AGES WARNING
NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
YOU MUST NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
FIVE HUNDRED MEN SACKED FOR REFUSING
TO EVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
THE VOICES DOWN THE AGES WARNING
NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
YOU MUST NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
TO EVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
THE VOICES DOWN THE AGES WARNING
NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
YOU MUST NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
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"On the first question, several jury members struggled to stifle laughter as Lairmore expanded on the hoagie’s alleged explosive properties. 'It was like, Oh, you poor baby,' the juror told me." www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Inside the Sandwich Guy’s Jury Deliberations
Can a flung sandwich cause bodily harm?
www.theatlantic.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
"On the first question, several jury members struggled to stifle laughter as Lairmore expanded on the hoagie’s alleged explosive properties. 'It was like, Oh, you poor baby,' the juror told me." www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
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Dems can take solace in the fact that as an Arsenal WFC fan I've definitely seen organizations in greater disarray
November 13, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Dems can take solace in the fact that as an Arsenal WFC fan I've definitely seen organizations in greater disarray
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You are infinitely closer to struggling than you ever will be to billionaires
James Van Der Beek Auctioning Off Dawson’s Creek Items Amid Cancer Journey
James Van Der Beek has put several Dawson’s Creek and Varsity Blues items up for auction as he continues to battle stage 3 colon cancer.
www.eonline.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
You are infinitely closer to struggling than you ever will be to billionaires
Please please please join the rest of the world MLS 🙏
MLS owners are *expected* to vote on flipping to fall-spring calendar at Thursday's BOG meeting. Changes to competition format also expected.
Let's see if it actually comes to a vote, but implications are enormous.
Exclusive details with @tombogert.bsky.social:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
Let's see if it actually comes to a vote, but implications are enormous.
Exclusive details with @tombogert.bsky.social:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/680...
MLS owners set to vote on fall-spring calendar and season format changes: Sources
Substantial change could be coming to MLS's structure and operations following a Thursday vote, sources tell The Athletic
www.nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Please please please join the rest of the world MLS 🙏
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My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
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Sustainable band lineups include four cool people (Ramones), four dorks (Weezer), or two cool people and two dorks (Cheap Trick). Unsustainable band lineups include one cool person and three dorks (Pixies)
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Sustainable band lineups include four cool people (Ramones), four dorks (Weezer), or two cool people and two dorks (Cheap Trick). Unsustainable band lineups include one cool person and three dorks (Pixies)
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"According to numerous reports, your 'guidance' has essentially been limited to the following: 'We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.' This is not sound career advice, Mr. Vonnegut."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/you...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/you...
Your Services As Guidance Counselor Are No Longer Required, Mr. Vonnegut
Dear Mr. Vonnegut, As principal of Stephen R. Perry High School, it is with regret that I inform you that, after considerable reflection and numero...
www.mcsweeneys.net
November 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
"According to numerous reports, your 'guidance' has essentially been limited to the following: 'We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.' This is not sound career advice, Mr. Vonnegut."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/you...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/you...
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Really wish I had gotten a better shot of this but holding a phone that says “who else was just ‘following orders’?” up to a riot cop is hard as hell
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Really wish I had gotten a better shot of this but holding a phone that says “who else was just ‘following orders’?” up to a riot cop is hard as hell
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
Tonight at D&D, I made a pun so bad, the DM immediately leveled me up
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his eyes closed
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his eyes closed
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Tonight at D&D, I made a pun so bad, the DM immediately leveled me up
Iggy Pop saying "fuck it" and going off script about Jack White is my highlight of the night
November 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Iggy Pop saying "fuck it" and going off script about Jack White is my highlight of the night
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Well, thats gonna be a fun match to hear about for two weeks
November 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Well, thats gonna be a fun match to hear about for two weeks
That's my Starboy
a soccer player wearing a red jersey that says fly emirates on it
ALT: a soccer player wearing a red jersey that says fly emirates on it
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
That's my Starboy
Imma need Ben White to get out there and do some dark arts
November 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Imma need Ben White to get out there and do some dark arts
They can concuss our players, no problem. Our guy wins the ball with a light hip check - yellow card.
We’re not getting through this game without a concussion, and apparently that’s fine.
November 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
They can concuss our players, no problem. Our guy wins the ball with a light hip check - yellow card.
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"We would rather be ruined than changed;
We would rather die in our dread
Than climb the cross of the moment
And let our illusions die."
—W. H. Auden, The Age of Anxiety
We would rather die in our dread
Than climb the cross of the moment
And let our illusions die."
—W. H. Auden, The Age of Anxiety
November 7, 2025 at 5:12 AM
"We would rather be ruined than changed;
We would rather die in our dread
Than climb the cross of the moment
And let our illusions die."
—W. H. Auden, The Age of Anxiety
We would rather die in our dread
Than climb the cross of the moment
And let our illusions die."
—W. H. Auden, The Age of Anxiety
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I will never forget the Toronto Blue Jays relief pitchers sharpie-ing Vesia’s number on their caps during games 6 and 7 of the World Series for as long as I live.
Just a simple act of love and solidarity and sportsmanship so desperately needed in these awful times. Class organization.
Just a simple act of love and solidarity and sportsmanship so desperately needed in these awful times. Class organization.
Dodgers reliever Alex Vesia and his wife Kayla announced that their newborn daughter, Sterling Sol, died on October 26th.
Please continue to keep this family in your thoughts. 💔
Please continue to keep this family in your thoughts. 💔
November 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I will never forget the Toronto Blue Jays relief pitchers sharpie-ing Vesia’s number on their caps during games 6 and 7 of the World Series for as long as I live.
Just a simple act of love and solidarity and sportsmanship so desperately needed in these awful times. Class organization.
Just a simple act of love and solidarity and sportsmanship so desperately needed in these awful times. Class organization.