Rach
@rachaelvsworld.bsky.social
how it feels when you sneeze on your period #eurovision
May 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
how it feels when you sneeze on your period #eurovision
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Gerard Depard-Ewww, more like
May 13, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Gerard Depard-Ewww, more like
nice one, Labour, you’ve made me come back to twitter and nicer twitter to slag you off
May 13, 2025 at 9:29 AM
nice one, Labour, you’ve made me come back to twitter and nicer twitter to slag you off
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A brilliant piece of poetry from Michael Rosen, clearly directed at Starmer and the current Labour Government.
May 13, 2025 at 8:37 AM
A brilliant piece of poetry from Michael Rosen, clearly directed at Starmer and the current Labour Government.
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If you wouldn't accept "we are at risk of becoming an island of strangers" from Kemi Badenoch or Nigel Farage you probably shouldn't accept it from Keir Starmer. Don't pretzel yourself trying to explain why it's ok from the guy in the red tie.
May 13, 2025 at 8:44 AM
If you wouldn't accept "we are at risk of becoming an island of strangers" from Kemi Badenoch or Nigel Farage you probably shouldn't accept it from Keir Starmer. Don't pretzel yourself trying to explain why it's ok from the guy in the red tie.
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I don’t need Valentine’s Day presents I need super fast high metabolism and one million pounds ok thank you
February 14, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I don’t need Valentine’s Day presents I need super fast high metabolism and one million pounds ok thank you
what a year January has been
January 31, 2025 at 9:00 AM
what a year January has been
I’m no expert but why doesn’t someone just dangle 50 cheeseburgers over a cliff for Donald Trump?
January 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I’m no expert but why doesn’t someone just dangle 50 cheeseburgers over a cliff for Donald Trump?
If you’re wondering why anyone’s ditching the booze for January or longer, just remember that it has absolutely fucking nothing to do with you x
January 2, 2025 at 7:09 AM
If you’re wondering why anyone’s ditching the booze for January or longer, just remember that it has absolutely fucking nothing to do with you x
when someone says SEE YOU NEXT YEAR on New Year’s Eve
December 31, 2024 at 9:48 AM
when someone says SEE YOU NEXT YEAR on New Year’s Eve
Hey boy are you New Year’s Eve plans because I can’t come
December 31, 2024 at 9:46 AM
Hey boy are you New Year’s Eve plans because I can’t come
Christmas Day
Boxing Day
WHAT
THE
FUCK
WHERE
AM
I
AND
WHY
New Years Eve
New Years Day
Boxing Day
WHAT
THE
FUCK
WHERE
AM
I
AND
WHY
New Years Eve
New Years Day
December 27, 2024 at 9:11 AM
Christmas Day
Boxing Day
WHAT
THE
FUCK
WHERE
AM
I
AND
WHY
New Years Eve
New Years Day
Boxing Day
WHAT
THE
FUCK
WHERE
AM
I
AND
WHY
New Years Eve
New Years Day
when someone tells you that you shouldn't eat so much on Boxing Day after eating so much on Christmas Day
December 26, 2024 at 1:30 PM
when someone tells you that you shouldn't eat so much on Boxing Day after eating so much on Christmas Day
the only king I’ll be celebrating today 🎄
December 25, 2024 at 9:10 AM
the only king I’ll be celebrating today 🎄
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It appears to be the 10th anniversary of these Irish chaps going out on a pub crawl in fancy dress.
December 20, 2024 at 6:48 AM
It appears to be the 10th anniversary of these Irish chaps going out on a pub crawl in fancy dress.
them: what are you getting for Christmas?
me: fatter
me: fatter
December 20, 2024 at 7:46 AM
them: what are you getting for Christmas?
me: fatter
me: fatter
I’d rather sit on a holly wreath with no knickers on than drink eggnog
December 18, 2024 at 8:19 AM
I’d rather sit on a holly wreath with no knickers on than drink eggnog
people posting their Spotify wrapped and saying ‘this is so accurate!’ of course it is it’s data you sausage
December 6, 2024 at 3:49 PM
people posting their Spotify wrapped and saying ‘this is so accurate!’ of course it is it’s data you sausage
don’t let anyone treat you like the orange cream when you are in fact the purple one
December 4, 2024 at 7:52 AM
don’t let anyone treat you like the orange cream when you are in fact the purple one
the front of my Christmas tree vs the back of my Christmas tree
December 3, 2024 at 10:39 AM
the front of my Christmas tree vs the back of my Christmas tree
Find out your Elf name by taking the month you were born in and growing up
December 3, 2024 at 8:01 AM
Find out your Elf name by taking the month you were born in and growing up