I originally made this account to be fun and horny online but every time I come up with a skeet idea it’s serious pontification about what my kinks Mean Actually and that’s not really the vibe I wanna cultivate
December 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I originally made this account to be fun and horny online but every time I come up with a skeet idea it’s serious pontification about what my kinks Mean Actually and that’s not really the vibe I wanna cultivate
Slutting it up at a con sounds fun, but given my gray-ace-ness and total inability to flirt or to recognize flirting… I’m not *totally* unfuckable but I’m at least an 8/10 difficulty
December 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Slutting it up at a con sounds fun, but given my gray-ace-ness and total inability to flirt or to recognize flirting… I’m not *totally* unfuckable but I’m at least an 8/10 difficulty
like yeah I like a big dick but “that thing would send me to the hospital irl” is overrepresented in furry art compared to a good ol’ fashioned “woof I bet I’d be sore in the morning after a couple rounds bouncing on that thing 🥴” or even a “yay, minimal prep time!”
me telling the furry porn artist that I want the dick smaller. no, *smaller*
December 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
like yeah I like a big dick but “that thing would send me to the hospital irl” is overrepresented in furry art compared to a good ol’ fashioned “woof I bet I’d be sore in the morning after a couple rounds bouncing on that thing 🥴” or even a “yay, minimal prep time!”