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Esme
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Esme (She/Fae)
Slightly radioactive nerd girl with the proportional size and junk food eating abilities of a raccoon.
Read my Star Trek fan comic if you want: https://RideByNight.com/
are you sure? it looks to me like someone transformed a kid into a wee doggie
November 30, 2025 at 5:09 AM
when the zeitgeist is right, important developments can come from multiple sources at the same time 😌
November 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
it's got its own Wikipedia page and everything!
Cool S - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 30, 2025 at 4:48 AM
yeah, they really wanted to see the lights at temple square and we wound up just getting up on the conference center roof instead where we saw a lovely sunset and then looked at the lights from up there
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Okay but listen. It would still be very cool to have one of these in your home!
November 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
She's so cool!
November 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
if there's one thing i know about brains it's that they'd stab you in the back if they hands
November 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
it makes me think a bunch of clone troopers should come marching out the back or something
November 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
And i KINDA feel like i have to do what it says to keep it happy, you know?
November 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
do we really need capitalism? it feels like it would be safe to just throw it out
November 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM