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Esme
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Esme (She/Fae)
Slightly radioactive nerd girl with the proportional size and junk food eating abilities of a raccoon.
Read my Star Trek fan comic if you want: https://RideByNight.com/
Saw my siblings today for the first time in ages and they all look 20 years older than the last time i saw them. Meanwhile, i look 10 years younger than the last time they saw me...
November 30, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Basically a lemon drop, but i used pink grapefruit vodka and added soda water and WAAY more edible glitter than i intended to.

It's really nice!
November 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Anyway, absolutely loved this book! Definitely one of the classic CYOAs for a good reason!
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
That being said, i love that they included a trans girl in it! (Take it from me. This is DEFINITELY a name a trans girl picked for herself.)
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Absolute power play to dedicate this book to the editors and then have multiple incredibly obvious problems an editor SHOULD have noticed and fixed on page 1.
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Okay, i said MONTHS ago i was going to make one of these and i finally did it!

But i have no clue how they managed to make these back in the 80s. I would have gone crazy trying to get everything the right size and positioning without having digital layers.

#iDrewThis
#StarTrekOCs
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Spell your own name using books!

You don't HAVE to use Choose Your Own Adventure books; i just happen to own a lot of them, which makes it easier. And they seemed appropriate, on account of how i chose my own name.
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
i was doing so good at the second part of this and then some random probably-a-scam number called early on a saturday morning and now i just feel like i have no cohesion
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 7:16 AM
i think i have about 5 different recipes for plomeek soup between 4 star trek cookbooks. i hope they leave this version out of the next edition.
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Local bookstore has this amazing rug that i'm SUPER jealous of and it kind of feels like a hate crime that they put those other wizard books so close to it.
November 21, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Here's one i drew many years ago. It may not be great for bullet protection, but it's got maneuverability and speed.
November 19, 2025 at 6:56 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

Say what you will about the movie, but i say this soundtrack is the best in the franchise.

Also, because it came out before the movie, some of the track names were spoilers. (But not for me; i'd already read the novelization.)
November 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Are there any good video games that have the early 80s fantasy film aesthetics of the Neverending Story?

I just think it would be neat to explore a world of miniatures and matte paintings and motion control cameras that has an amazing synth soundtrack.
November 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
You know what it is? I saw Chakbactin in your they reminded me of the cover of "The Pride of Chanur" by CJ Cherryh, which in my mind, was a Chalker book.

Which i think is a pretty understandable mistake.
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Honestly, i have a much easier time spelling my name with books.

I guess technically these aren't all books?

And the spelling part of this probably doesn't make sense to anyone but me.

Listen. There's a logic to this. I promise.
November 14, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Going further back in my phone tho i'm kinda wondering if i should have gone with this one instead
November 13, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender:
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I don't want to take any chances. We should repost with an iconic fictional band, just to be safe.
November 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
It's a private account and i closed my insta account like a year ago so i can't follow them 😭
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Sure, why not?
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
November 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
♪ There's a whole wide world of lesbianic fashion
♪ And to wear them all is my prime... ambashion?

That rhyme doesn't quite work, does it?

Styles from yesterday and today.
November 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Looking at some of my old art and realizing how direct the thru-line is from how i drew myself for years and years and years pre-transition to how i draw myself now post-transition.

#iDrewThis nearly 20 years ago.
November 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM