An Elegant Little Pelican
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Why do I sense thinly concealed rage in the eyes of this white guy on Instagram who travels around the tropics shirtless to film himself eating exotic fruit?
December 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Why do I sense thinly concealed rage in the eyes of this white guy on Instagram who travels around the tropics shirtless to film himself eating exotic fruit?
To celebrate what would have been my dad's 75th birthday, I made chocolate pecan pie and vanilla ice cream! Thanks to @gin-and-chthonic.bsky.social for the pie crust recipe! It was the best pie crust experience I've ever had!
November 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
To celebrate what would have been my dad's 75th birthday, I made chocolate pecan pie and vanilla ice cream! Thanks to @gin-and-chthonic.bsky.social for the pie crust recipe! It was the best pie crust experience I've ever had!
For many years, my favorite Mars Volta this has been when Cedric's voice joins with the wailing of the instruments and becomes indistinguishable from them. My new favorite Mars Volta this is when the wailing of Cedric's voice joins with that of Teri and becomes indistinguishable from it.
November 29, 2025 at 7:56 AM
For many years, my favorite Mars Volta this has been when Cedric's voice joins with the wailing of the instruments and becomes indistinguishable from them. My new favorite Mars Volta this is when the wailing of Cedric's voice joins with that of Teri and becomes indistinguishable from it.
I'm officially old. Not only am I sitting down at a concert, but I have stuffed Kleenex into my ears (for the opener).
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I'm officially old. Not only am I sitting down at a concert, but I have stuffed Kleenex into my ears (for the opener).
I just had to explain to my mom what pegging is. Thanks a lot, Gordon Lightfoot!
November 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I just had to explain to my mom what pegging is. Thanks a lot, Gordon Lightfoot!
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I may be ugly and hate-filled, but at least I've never posted an avatar of myself applauding in a Facebook comments section.
November 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I may be ugly and hate-filled, but at least I've never posted an avatar of myself applauding in a Facebook comments section.
The ocean floor is hidden from your viewing lens
A depth perception languished in the night
All my life I've been sowing these wounds
But the seeds sprout a lachrymal cloud
Ooooohh oh...
A depth perception languished in the night
All my life I've been sowing these wounds
But the seeds sprout a lachrymal cloud
Ooooohh oh...
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM
The ocean floor is hidden from your viewing lens
A depth perception languished in the night
All my life I've been sowing these wounds
But the seeds sprout a lachrymal cloud
Ooooohh oh...
A depth perception languished in the night
All my life I've been sowing these wounds
But the seeds sprout a lachrymal cloud
Ooooohh oh...
Come to my house! I'll serve you cake and then read RFK, Jr.'s "love poems" to his mistress about felching in his voice while you eat!
November 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Come to my house! I'll serve you cake and then read RFK, Jr.'s "love poems" to his mistress about felching in his voice while you eat!
S'mores cake with malted chocolate frosting and toasted marshmallow filling!
November 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
S'mores cake with malted chocolate frosting and toasted marshmallow filling!
Soft pretzels! I.e., basically all I made for lunch because I overslept due to intense kitten cuddles.
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Soft pretzels! I.e., basically all I made for lunch because I overslept due to intense kitten cuddles.
Really don't appreciate that Microsoft Solitaire seems to think that I'm a California senior with toe fungus. Only one of those things is true!
November 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Really don't appreciate that Microsoft Solitaire seems to think that I'm a California senior with toe fungus. Only one of those things is true!
This tweet stole my lunch money and gave me a wedgie
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This tweet stole my lunch money and gave me a wedgie
My Playlist: (goes from Nick Cave's "Farewell, Goodbye, So Long" to David Bowie's "Fascination".)
Me: I don't have any songs about farts?! That doesn't seem right.
Me: I don't have any songs about farts?! That doesn't seem right.
November 21, 2025 at 5:05 AM
My Playlist: (goes from Nick Cave's "Farewell, Goodbye, So Long" to David Bowie's "Fascination".)
Me: I don't have any songs about farts?! That doesn't seem right.
Me: I don't have any songs about farts?! That doesn't seem right.
I can feel myself fading away, like Greg Kinnear. Or, indeed, like someone who just saw the man he thinks is his grandpa almost get hit by a jeep.
November 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I can feel myself fading away, like Greg Kinnear. Or, indeed, like someone who just saw the man he thinks is his grandpa almost get hit by a jeep.
Cardamom semlor! I am a fail Swede, because this is the first time I've made or eaten semlor.
November 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Cardamom semlor! I am a fail Swede, because this is the first time I've made or eaten semlor.
Focaccia pizza! Unfortunately, what I thought was vegan pepperoni turned out to be vegan pepperoni-flavored jerky, so it got a little nuked.
November 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Focaccia pizza! Unfortunately, what I thought was vegan pepperoni turned out to be vegan pepperoni-flavored jerky, so it got a little nuked.
I have such a hate wide-on (I'm so sorry) for this one author, but everyone seems to love her books. Why? Am I the crazy one? (Probably.)
November 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I have such a hate wide-on (I'm so sorry) for this one author, but everyone seems to love her books. Why? Am I the crazy one? (Probably.)
The one thing I wish Trump was telling the truth about is that the New York Times is failing (financially, since it's already failing in many other ways). Time to put that Gray Lady in a home.
November 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The one thing I wish Trump was telling the truth about is that the New York Times is failing (financially, since it's already failing in many other ways). Time to put that Gray Lady in a home.
Sometimes I think I should post about the books I'm reading, but then I remember I'm stupid and that I'm afraid the author will find the post and be offended.
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Sometimes I think I should post about the books I'm reading, but then I remember I'm stupid and that I'm afraid the author will find the post and be offended.
Why is this ad in Microsoft Solitaire Suite trying to sell me something that looks like a cock ring with a drone attached to it?
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Why is this ad in Microsoft Solitaire Suite trying to sell me something that looks like a cock ring with a drone attached to it?
Dessert for my aunt's birthday! I made peanut butter chocolate chip cheesecake cookie bars with malted milk ice cream and homemade hot fudge sauce!
November 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Dessert for my aunt's birthday! I made peanut butter chocolate chip cheesecake cookie bars with malted milk ice cream and homemade hot fudge sauce!
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is there a Balls Cheney
November 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
is there a Balls Cheney
Bluesky won't let me delete that last repost and repost it correctly, but I just wanted to laugh at RFK Jr for booking it like the Cave Troll at the end of ROTK when Sauron's tower fell.
November 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Bluesky won't let me delete that last repost and repost it correctly, but I just wanted to laugh at RFK Jr for booking it like the Cave Troll at the end of ROTK when Sauron's tower fell.
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holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end