Man, I'm so jealous.

Smart kid!

What have you been waiting for? Get *on* it, Jesse!

I need some EMDR therapy to get over it.

My 20 year old nephew brought some girl friends to Thanksgiving last year and they were wearing stonewashed pleated jeans and ramie cotton & fair isle sweaters and I was immediately transported back to 1985, a year I've never wanted to relive. Very unsettling..
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Where the hell does this dude shop?

I know 2 people with this allergy. They both live in heavily wooded areas and both used to eat like Ron Swanson.

That must have been one hell of a great fall.

Reminds me of that bit about how we need to keep our eye on Lance Armstrong because of Hitler and Napoleon having one ball.

You know what these need? They need fried cheese or peanut butter injected into the cookie handles or into the crumbles that are scattered throughout the Oreo spooge.

😆 I like funeral parade much better than procession. So festive! Someone once said we need to put the "fun" back into funerals.

i’m now reading these epstein “emails to myself” in this voice bsky.app/profile/timd...

Can he not just say "beards"?

You can tell he's so proud of himself for knowing about the now- debunked broken windows theory.

Everything he says and how he says makes me cringe. He's the human equivalent of nails on a chalkboard.

YES!!!

Also, in 2010, Democrat Obama signed the law adding new presumptive disabilities for vets exposed to herbicides. Democrat Joe Biden, in '22, signed the PACT Act, adding new herbicide presumptives for Vets exposed to burn pits & herbicides. People forget that.

The "Veterans Administration" became the Department of Veterans Affairs in '89. Maybe in another 36 years, journalists will get it right.

And another sociopath is born.