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Full of Sighs
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Trump gonna throw #Jamaica some floats and paper towels? Or nothing at all?
Cartoon of Trump throwing: pogo stick at earthquakes, pedestal fan at tornadoes, swim float at floods, rakes at fires, and paper towels at hurricanes. Cannot find name of artist. If you know it, please let me know.
October 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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What was left of a Trump piñata at #GroveFest today (courtesy of Reddit):
Trump piñata pummeled to the ground. Piñata includes a cutout of Trump wearing a crown and screaming. His tiny hands hold an authoritarian checklist with all boxes checked.
October 6, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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Separated at birth?
FSU shooter mugshot
September 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Sure hope Naked Athena is ready to respond to the assault on Portland.
Photo from 2020--Naked woman sitting on Portland street, legs apart and elbows on her knees, palms facing up. She is facing a police car and a dozen police officers.
September 27, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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TIL that Sept 24th is National Bluebird of Happiness Day. When does the Chicken of Depression get its day?
Far Side Cartoon. Aging man named Ned, bald except for a tuft of hair atop his head, sits at the edge of his unmade bed, still in pajamas, facing a chicken standing on his window sill. Empty beer cans are strewn on the floor, along with dirty jeans. A busted picture frame hangs off-kilter above his bed. The caption reads: The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by thy Chicken of Depression."
September 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Watching "The Death of Stalin" for the first time and am relieved I finally know what Pete Davidson is going to look life as an old man.
Scene from The Death of Stalin. Steve Buscemi, playing Khrushchev, wearing a blue striped suit and looking an awful lot like an age-progessed Pete Davidson.
September 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Is this next?
B. Kliban cartoon of jester being escorted to a cell by two hooded goons, each holding the jester under an armpit. The jester explains, foolishly hopeful, ".... and actually, you see, organized religion has always been a prime target of satire."
September 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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It's my 11th anniversary of finding the best tattoo ever. Please enjoy:
Photo of a Maryland bartender's right thigh and leg. The left side of his right calf is tattooed with the black and white likeness of John Candy as Del Griffith. Not fully pictured: a colorful tattoo of the Garbage Pail Kids is directly under the John Candy tattoo.
September 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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These are all Kash Patel's.
Merriam Webster's list of Top Lookups as of 9/15/25 at 932 PM CDT. The list is as follows: 1) fascism 2) assassination 3) petard 4) prompt 5) hyperbolic 6) martyr 7) population 8) wail 9) Valhalla 10) conservative
September 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Coming soon
B. Kliban cartoon of jester being escorted to a cell by two faceless goons in black robes, each holding the jester under his armpit. The jester explains, foolishly hopeful, ".... and actually, you see, organized religion has always been a prime target of satire."
August 15, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Am being forced to watch an episode of Quincy and A Martinez is a guest. Although he tried valiantly, sadly, A never did become The.
Photo of actor A Martinez in some early work in Quincy. He's sporting a mullet, and channeling The Fonz, wearing a black leather jacket over a white t shirt. He is very pretty.
August 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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SMDH Hospital: Where every doctor has had enough of your shit.
Salem Memorial District Hospital letterhead-- the initialism is SMDH.
August 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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I had a birthday this weekend and got this as a gift and I'm not sure how I feel about it. I mean, I don't even have chronic health issues.
Pinkish t shirt with white lettering that says: Just Another Slut With Chronic Health Issues.
August 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Top Ten Lookup as of a minute ago:
Merriam-Webster's Top Lookups as of a minute ago: Fumarole Mom-and-Pop Enjoin Look Fascism Gaslighting Hmm How Jerk Off Obliterate
June 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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My dad spotted a Bettymobile on his walk.
Photo of van with cut out of Betty White on one of the windows Photo of the back of a van named Betty. The van is decorated with two magnets: one imploring us to live a life we don't need a vacation from, and the other a quote from Betty White comparing women to butterflies.
June 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Another fave from Belleville #NoKings
Protest sign with drawing of our favorite inhabitants of Sesame Street: Ernie,Bert, Cookie Monster, The Count, Oscar the Grouch, Elmo, Grover , and Big Bird. At the top of the sign is text that reads: TODAY'S SHIT SHOW IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE NUMBERS 86 AND 47.
June 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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#nokings

From Belleville, IL
June 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Hope to see lots of these signs tomorrow.

Come on, people now!!!

Ri-ight now.

RIGHT NOW!
Protest sign with image of a pointing Uncle Sam at the upper lefthand corner and text that says: Come on People Now. Smile on your Brother Everybody Get Together and Impeach This Motherfucker Right now.
June 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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I've never noticed Cottonelle's serving suggestion: "This paper is no match for what yer laying down. Pair it with some wipes, ya filthy animal!"
An unopened package of toilet paper. In the upper right hand corner, there's text imploring me to buy some flushable wipes to go with my toilet paper.
June 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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A movement anyone can get behind.
Pink bumper sticker with the "Start a movement; eat a prune" in black lettering.
June 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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If music is your therapy, who is your therapist?
Derek Trucks
June 9, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Oooh! Ooooh! I know this one!
You Tube header reading "What's behind the drop in happiness among Americans under 30." The guest about to answer the easiest question ever is a bald, bearded middle-aged man wearing a lavender shirt, purple tie, and a smug grin that says he knows he grew up during one of the best periods in American history.
June 4, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Sweet baby Moses, would you look at this "Frasier" t shirt!
A drawing of Kelsey Grammer as Frasier Crane that looks nothing like Frasier and everything like Douglas on LA Law.
June 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Dial M for Mother
Greeting card from the great carascissoria. An elderly mother with gray hair wearing a navy blue wrap over a royal blue blouse sits with her right elbow on a small table. She is holding a black rotary phone in her lap and holding her right hand to her ear in the universal "Call me" position. The caption reads "Dial M for Mother."
May 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Saw this at Walgreen's.

Go git yourself some readin' books!
A table at Walgreen's filled with rectangular-shaped things filled with paper that are apparently called "reading books."
May 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM