Katy Evans
@quimboslice.bsky.social
Underwater basket weaver, chronically online. Be gay, do crime, be ungovernable. A kiss with fist is better than none 🌸🤦🏻♀️
Curremtly on Long Island and it ain’t much different than the deep South. My GOD
May 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Curremtly on Long Island and it ain’t much different than the deep South. My GOD
The new Delta terminal at LAX is 👌🏼 Glad to see 13 years of construction come to an endd
May 9, 2025 at 10:13 AM
The new Delta terminal at LAX is 👌🏼 Glad to see 13 years of construction come to an endd
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If it was anybody else this would be unusual. Also, Andre 3000 dropped a piano album today #metgala2025
May 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
If it was anybody else this would be unusual. Also, Andre 3000 dropped a piano album today #metgala2025
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🚨FELLOW KNOW-IT-ALL CUNTS OF BSKY🚨
Hey!
I need y’all to get involved w/ this Karen Read Trial convo!
This grifter lady murdered her boyfriend and she’s using Harvey Weinstein’s defense attorney!
They’re claiming cops, moms, teenagers, EMTs and a dog set her up!
This could be your Super Bowl!
Hey!
I need y’all to get involved w/ this Karen Read Trial convo!
This grifter lady murdered her boyfriend and she’s using Harvey Weinstein’s defense attorney!
They’re claiming cops, moms, teenagers, EMTs and a dog set her up!
This could be your Super Bowl!
May 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
🚨FELLOW KNOW-IT-ALL CUNTS OF BSKY🚨
Hey!
I need y’all to get involved w/ this Karen Read Trial convo!
This grifter lady murdered her boyfriend and she’s using Harvey Weinstein’s defense attorney!
They’re claiming cops, moms, teenagers, EMTs and a dog set her up!
This could be your Super Bowl!
Hey!
I need y’all to get involved w/ this Karen Read Trial convo!
This grifter lady murdered her boyfriend and she’s using Harvey Weinstein’s defense attorney!
They’re claiming cops, moms, teenagers, EMTs and a dog set her up!
This could be your Super Bowl!
It’s gonna be Saturday rot for me babe 👏🏼
May 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
It’s gonna be Saturday rot for me babe 👏🏼
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tired: “live laugh love”
inspired:
inspired:
May 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
tired: “live laugh love”
inspired:
inspired:
About to shovel BBQ in my face and debrief Chris on this Ethan v. Hasan internet brain rot/Zionist bullshit insanity. What a weeeeeeeeeeek
May 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
About to shovel BBQ in my face and debrief Chris on this Ethan v. Hasan internet brain rot/Zionist bullshit insanity. What a weeeeeeeeeeek
Sweet Rumi on night one of Cowboy Carter. She seems amazed that Beyonce is her mom. That smile 🥹
April 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Sweet Rumi on night one of Cowboy Carter. She seems amazed that Beyonce is her mom. That smile 🥹
The #1 advise I have for women getting deep into their 40s - Buy all the portable fans. Im talking neck fan, hand fans and any innovative fan. Love you ❤️
April 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The #1 advise I have for women getting deep into their 40s - Buy all the portable fans. Im talking neck fan, hand fans and any innovative fan. Love you ❤️
currently dying in a hotel room because I did not take my antihistamine today. Fuck you pollen
April 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
currently dying in a hotel room because I did not take my antihistamine today. Fuck you pollen
I will never not be impressed by humans who take on mid-life accents.
April 18, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I will never not be impressed by humans who take on mid-life accents.
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The really badass kids get visited by the Easter Wolf.
April 17, 2025 at 11:22 AM
The really badass kids get visited by the Easter Wolf.
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1. Holly Robinson-Peete’s 27 year old son RJ is autistic and she has used her platform to become one of the most visible advocates for the autism community.
She reacts to RFK Jr’s horrible and inaccurate comments about autism here.
(Clip 1 of 3)
She reacts to RFK Jr’s horrible and inaccurate comments about autism here.
(Clip 1 of 3)
April 17, 2025 at 3:56 AM
1. Holly Robinson-Peete’s 27 year old son RJ is autistic and she has used her platform to become one of the most visible advocates for the autism community.
She reacts to RFK Jr’s horrible and inaccurate comments about autism here.
(Clip 1 of 3)
She reacts to RFK Jr’s horrible and inaccurate comments about autism here.
(Clip 1 of 3)
I love it when my tax preparer submits my payment, she confirms by reminding me that taxation is theft. It’s my favorite yearly ‘haha’.
April 15, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I love it when my tax preparer submits my payment, she confirms by reminding me that taxation is theft. It’s my favorite yearly ‘haha’.
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Forcing myself to take all of my PTO this year. My dearest friend arrives tomorrow afternoon for her birthday! 🥹 Coming of out my seasonal depression chrysalis has never felt so amazing 🙌🏼
April 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Forcing myself to take all of my PTO this year. My dearest friend arrives tomorrow afternoon for her birthday! 🥹 Coming of out my seasonal depression chrysalis has never felt so amazing 🙌🏼
How do I get stock in Buzzball? They seem to be recession proof.
April 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
How do I get stock in Buzzball? They seem to be recession proof.
Chicken Salad Chick just opened by my home!!! So glad they have franchised a little more west. Favorite quick meal in GA 😍
April 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Chicken Salad Chick just opened by my home!!! So glad they have franchised a little more west. Favorite quick meal in GA 😍
Proud owner of Cowboy Carter Houston show tickets 🙌🏼
April 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Proud owner of Cowboy Carter Houston show tickets 🙌🏼
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GREAT news everyone!
The Onion is hiring! For a bunch of new positions.
Sports Editor (yes, we're bringing it back): jobs.gusto.com/postings/the...
Entertainment Editor (going harder here too): jobs.gusto.com/postings/the...
And a Staff Writer (!): jobs.gusto.com/postings/the...
Apply or die!
The Onion is hiring! For a bunch of new positions.
Sports Editor (yes, we're bringing it back): jobs.gusto.com/postings/the...
Entertainment Editor (going harder here too): jobs.gusto.com/postings/the...
And a Staff Writer (!): jobs.gusto.com/postings/the...
Apply or die!
Careers at The Onion
jobs.gusto.com
March 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
GREAT news everyone!
The Onion is hiring! For a bunch of new positions.
Sports Editor (yes, we're bringing it back): jobs.gusto.com/postings/the...
Entertainment Editor (going harder here too): jobs.gusto.com/postings/the...
And a Staff Writer (!): jobs.gusto.com/postings/the...
Apply or die!
The Onion is hiring! For a bunch of new positions.
Sports Editor (yes, we're bringing it back): jobs.gusto.com/postings/the...
Entertainment Editor (going harder here too): jobs.gusto.com/postings/the...
And a Staff Writer (!): jobs.gusto.com/postings/the...
Apply or die!
Do I even have 3.85 years left in me? Like, how do I hop into the timeline with the Terry Crews presidency. I have the Crocs, Im already half way there 😭😭😭
March 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Do I even have 3.85 years left in me? Like, how do I hop into the timeline with the Terry Crews presidency. I have the Crocs, Im already half way there 😭😭😭
Me in the National Security Group Chat
March 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Me in the National Security Group Chat
Mr. Beast might be a demon.
March 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Mr. Beast might be a demon.
Thin-spo is back. Hellllpppp meeeeeeeee. Apparently loving your body is not allowed in capitalism. Being close to 50, I thought I was going to be over this by now.
March 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Thin-spo is back. Hellllpppp meeeeeeeee. Apparently loving your body is not allowed in capitalism. Being close to 50, I thought I was going to be over this by now.
Not a Béis girlie, I am an AWAY girlie.
March 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Not a Béis girlie, I am an AWAY girlie.