The peppermint bark blizzard from @dairyqueen.bsky.social is excellent.
November 16, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The peppermint bark blizzard from @dairyqueen.bsky.social is excellent.
A happy 15th anniversary to my smart, talented wife @piratev.bsky.social.
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
A happy 15th anniversary to my smart, talented wife @piratev.bsky.social.
I'm of the age when I flip through the USPS holiday catalog unironically.
October 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I'm of the age when I flip through the USPS holiday catalog unironically.
During the week, 9AM might be the best time to talk to me. I've had some coffee...and the meetings and work of the day haven't crushed my spirit yet.
October 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
During the week, 9AM might be the best time to talk to me. I've had some coffee...and the meetings and work of the day haven't crushed my spirit yet.
Reposted by Brian Bentley
Why am I back at work this morning? Didn't yesterday teach me anything?
September 23, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Why am I back at work this morning? Didn't yesterday teach me anything?
Passed a house with a bunch of decor and "God Bless America" on the front of the house while flying a tattered flag.
July 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Passed a house with a bunch of decor and "God Bless America" on the front of the house while flying a tattered flag.
As I stared into the gaping maw of the open refrigerator, I realized something important. I really went into the kitchen for the hot coffee next to the fridge.
July 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
As I stared into the gaping maw of the open refrigerator, I realized something important. I really went into the kitchen for the hot coffee next to the fridge.
Played to a draw in checkers. First time for me.
July 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Played to a draw in checkers. First time for me.
This getting old thing is just not working for me. Think I'll try something else.
May 14, 2025 at 12:12 PM
This getting old thing is just not working for me. Think I'll try something else.
On a Delta flight that's going to be "very empty." I mean, yeah, it's 5am. Who else is dumb enough to be on this flight?
April 30, 2025 at 10:02 AM
On a Delta flight that's going to be "very empty." I mean, yeah, it's 5am. Who else is dumb enough to be on this flight?
Daughter and I did the Pokémon game on Google today and got 138 off 151. No cheating. Not too shabby.
April 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Daughter and I did the Pokémon game on Google today and got 138 off 151. No cheating. Not too shabby.
What is the worst board game ever and why is it Mouse Trap?
#boardgames
#boardgames
April 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
What is the worst board game ever and why is it Mouse Trap?
#boardgames
#boardgames
This.
The Cubs winning the 2016 World Series
What do yall think was the nexus event that created this branch in the timeline?
I’m torn between the Cats movie and when people were licking gallons of ice cream in the grocery store and putting it back.
I’m torn between the Cats movie and when people were licking gallons of ice cream in the grocery store and putting it back.
March 13, 2025 at 12:41 PM
This.
We may have the best school bus driver in the world.
March 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
We may have the best school bus driver in the world.
Oklahoma's State Superintendent #RyanWalters is the worst. On top of that, he's...not so bright. His search to "rid" us of DEI in schools is called "Awareity," which is not a word. 49th in Education folks, and it shows.
February 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Oklahoma's State Superintendent #RyanWalters is the worst. On top of that, he's...not so bright. His search to "rid" us of DEI in schools is called "Awareity," which is not a word. 49th in Education folks, and it shows.
Just did my first 360 picture and it is not flattering.
February 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Just did my first 360 picture and it is not flattering.
Everything be expensive, yo.
February 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Everything be expensive, yo.
Just a small reminder that email is not secure, especially for PHI (Personal Health Information). Just had a doctor's office ask if sending PHI over email was okay. Definitely say no.
February 3, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Just a small reminder that email is not secure, especially for PHI (Personal Health Information). Just had a doctor's office ask if sending PHI over email was okay. Definitely say no.
I cannot think of a Super Bowl match up that I could care less about than this one.
January 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I cannot think of a Super Bowl match up that I could care less about than this one.
Me:
8-year-old: We had one of those drills where we turn off the lights and be quiet.
Me: An active shooter drill?
8yo: Yeah, but [the teacher] didn't turn off her phone and it went off. You know, the intruder would hear and shoot through the door.
Eight. Years. Old.
8-year-old: We had one of those drills where we turn off the lights and be quiet.
Me: An active shooter drill?
8yo: Yeah, but [the teacher] didn't turn off her phone and it went off. You know, the intruder would hear and shoot through the door.
Eight. Years. Old.
January 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Me:
8-year-old: We had one of those drills where we turn off the lights and be quiet.
Me: An active shooter drill?
8yo: Yeah, but [the teacher] didn't turn off her phone and it went off. You know, the intruder would hear and shoot through the door.
Eight. Years. Old.
8-year-old: We had one of those drills where we turn off the lights and be quiet.
Me: An active shooter drill?
8yo: Yeah, but [the teacher] didn't turn off her phone and it went off. You know, the intruder would hear and shoot through the door.
Eight. Years. Old.
Reached the end of #LumaIsland last night. What a delightful experience! 10/10 Would recommend.
January 17, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Reached the end of #LumaIsland last night. What a delightful experience! 10/10 Would recommend.
Lost my best pen. Send help!
January 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Lost my best pen. Send help!
And now an 8am meeting because no one thinks of those of us in the central time zone.
January 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
And now an 8am meeting because no one thinks of those of us in the central time zone.