I am a glutton for funishment.
November 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I am a glutton for funishment.
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Oh wow, Link does talk in this.
November 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Oh wow, Link does talk in this.
Please, call me Frankenstein's Monster. "Frankenstein" was my dad.
Okay, but Dr. Frankenstein is the father of his creation, meaning the creature IS named Frankenstein.
November 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Please, call me Frankenstein's Monster. "Frankenstein" was my dad.
Not to get overly political, but I do have some opinions on how things should be run ...
November 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Not to get overly political, but I do have some opinions on how things should be run ...
Oh, this dick is dead, you say?
Excellent! Rest in piss, Cheney.
Excellent! Rest in piss, Cheney.
November 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Oh, this dick is dead, you say?
Excellent! Rest in piss, Cheney.
Excellent! Rest in piss, Cheney.
Forgot to put a warning label on this ...
November 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Forgot to put a warning label on this ...
Happy Godzilla Day!
November 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Happy Godzilla Day!
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MIKE JOHNSON: I can't comment on any of those instances. I haven't seen or heard any of those videos
MIKE JOHNSON: I can't comment on any of those instances. I haven't seen or heard any of those videos
Q: Just last week a minister was shot directly in the face with a pepper round by a DHS agent that left his face bloodied. Are you concerned that this is a religious freedom issue?
MIKE JOHNSON: I can't comment on any of those instances. I haven't seen or heard any of those videos
MIKE JOHNSON: I can't comment on any of those instances. I haven't seen or heard any of those videos
October 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Q: Just last week I started an onlyfans of me railing your wife. Are you concerned that she's finally enjoying sex?
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Change one letter, ruin a candy:
Knickers
Knickers
Change one letter, ruin a candy:
ButlerFinger
ButlerFinger
Change on letter. Ruin a candy.
Milky Wax
Milky Wax
October 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Change one letter, ruin a candy:
Knickers
Knickers
I have to say, Shuto Machino is a pretty good name for a footballer
October 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I have to say, Shuto Machino is a pretty good name for a footballer
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No Kings Nashville ...
October 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
No Kings Nashville ...
Nerd mode ... engaged
October 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Nerd mode ... engaged
Post-shower 'n' shave
October 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Post-shower 'n' shave
I did a thing (myself) ...
October 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I did a thing (myself) ...
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"What's your favorite position?"
Imposition
Imposition
"What's your favorite position?"
Precarious
Precarious
October 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
"What's your favorite position?"
Imposition
Imposition
Oh, fr Tennessean? Not the "dry as a bone" rain we usually get? kthx!
October 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Oh, fr Tennessean? Not the "dry as a bone" rain we usually get? kthx!
Oh, yay! We're shaming all fat people again (you know, for being fat, which obviously makes them bad people) instead of focusing on these particular people's hateful hearts and minds!
Get fucked, the lot of you!
Get fucked, the lot of you!
October 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Oh, yay! We're shaming all fat people again (you know, for being fat, which obviously makes them bad people) instead of focusing on these particular people's hateful hearts and minds!
Get fucked, the lot of you!
Get fucked, the lot of you!
I recently got a pop-up on my work laptop's Outlook that you can now customize the mail notification sound. I immediately set it to the Price Is Right loser song (tuba plays main motif then deflated horns sound) and nothing has ever felt more on point than hearing that every time I receive an email.
October 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I recently got a pop-up on my work laptop's Outlook that you can now customize the mail notification sound. I immediately set it to the Price Is Right loser song (tuba plays main motif then deflated horns sound) and nothing has ever felt more on point than hearing that every time I receive an email.
I don't wanna see any more videos of Mitch McConnell falling that don't end with him being an ex-Mitch McConnell
October 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I don't wanna see any more videos of Mitch McConnell falling that don't end with him being an ex-Mitch McConnell