‘Oh god. It’s you.’
‘My pet bird’s started taking tiny mouthfuls of its favourite drink, then rendering it in artistic form on a piece of card or paper.’
‘Dare I ask what drink it is?’
‘It doesn’t know. It’s…’
‘Oh ffs.’
‘Heisenberg’s uncertain tea print sip owl.’
‘Go away.’
‘Oh god. It’s you.’
‘My pet bird’s started taking tiny mouthfuls of its favourite drink, then rendering it in artistic form on a piece of card or paper.’
‘Dare I ask what drink it is?’
‘It doesn’t know. It’s…’
‘Oh ffs.’
‘Heisenberg’s uncertain tea print sip owl.’
‘Go away.’