Shrimp Heaven❤️⚧️🖤
@queerlyshrimply.bsky.social
Internet gadabout and increasingly tired young farmer. Trans just because it's cool, queer cause why not, socialist because I hate freedom, All Cats Are Beautiful.
Conspiracies around COVID really fall flat when you work at cemetery and see the burial records.
February 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Conspiracies around COVID really fall flat when you work at cemetery and see the burial records.
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I went out last night with a dyslexic experimental physicist (sorta like a quantum mechanic) who was so excited I knew about the Higgs boson he sprang a hadron during dinner.
January 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I went out last night with a dyslexic experimental physicist (sorta like a quantum mechanic) who was so excited I knew about the Higgs boson he sprang a hadron during dinner.
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“The world was out of balance creating constant horrific and murderous weather events. The people could stop this but a small group of sad rich weirdos didn’t want to pay taxes.”
-Earth’s updated entry in the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
-Earth’s updated entry in the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
January 8, 2025 at 4:09 AM
“The world was out of balance creating constant horrific and murderous weather events. The people could stop this but a small group of sad rich weirdos didn’t want to pay taxes.”
-Earth’s updated entry in the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
-Earth’s updated entry in the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
Gonna start a gay movie database to help avoid movies with straight love scenes. That shit is just plain gross to watch
November 28, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Gonna start a gay movie database to help avoid movies with straight love scenes. That shit is just plain gross to watch
Ah farmers market mornings, the birds are chirping, the coffee is steaming, I'm quietly screaming under my breath kill me kill me kill me please
October 5, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Ah farmers market mornings, the birds are chirping, the coffee is steaming, I'm quietly screaming under my breath kill me kill me kill me please
Bra off tits out let's party
October 4, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Bra off tits out let's party
Grindr having ads for mobile games is just the funniest thing
September 21, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Grindr having ads for mobile games is just the funniest thing
Mormons tried to convert me at market. I replied "ew gross, no thanks I'm a tranny." Feeling my pride rn
September 20, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Mormons tried to convert me at market. I replied "ew gross, no thanks I'm a tranny." Feeling my pride rn
Anyone else's depression hits a low and then you're manically sad? That's where I am, I'm so awake and hopped up for absolutely nothing
September 7, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Anyone else's depression hits a low and then you're manically sad? That's where I am, I'm so awake and hopped up for absolutely nothing
Hey, when you're at your local farmers market just say hi to the vendors. Don't try to make some little joke, just say hello.
August 31, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Hey, when you're at your local farmers market just say hi to the vendors. Don't try to make some little joke, just say hello.
Hey I just got misgendered and called stupid! What a great time at market this is!!!
August 30, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Hey I just got misgendered and called stupid! What a great time at market this is!!!
Fuck me. I hate market I hate people I'm tired of talking about our produce for no one to buy anything. I'm just sitting here watching everyone else make sales. Really wanted this farm thing to work but I just don't think it will. Back to being a wage slave
August 30, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Fuck me. I hate market I hate people I'm tired of talking about our produce for no one to buy anything. I'm just sitting here watching everyone else make sales. Really wanted this farm thing to work but I just don't think it will. Back to being a wage slave
I am an organic robot designed to poop and feel pain.
August 24, 2024 at 2:57 PM
I am an organic robot designed to poop and feel pain.
Is it still acab when its a little kid wearing a costume? Kind of feel like yelling fuck the police might be a social faux pas.
August 10, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Is it still acab when its a little kid wearing a costume? Kind of feel like yelling fuck the police might be a social faux pas.
The original Ghostbusters movie is anti-epa, while Ghostbusters Frozen Empire is pro-child labor.
July 30, 2024 at 2:39 AM
The original Ghostbusters movie is anti-epa, while Ghostbusters Frozen Empire is pro-child labor.
My favorite part of a heat wave is when it's two weeks in and the National Weather Service just gives up and stops issuing warnings. Third day of 110+ heat, fuck it, y'all are adapted now. Enjoy the climate change poors.
July 16, 2024 at 12:34 AM
My favorite part of a heat wave is when it's two weeks in and the National Weather Service just gives up and stops issuing warnings. Third day of 110+ heat, fuck it, y'all are adapted now. Enjoy the climate change poors.
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Noooo ooonneee...
Fucks like Gaston
No one sucks like Gaston. No one takes a big dick up the butt like Gaston.
"I'm particularly good at self-fellating!"
No Body fucks like Gaston.
Fucks like Gaston
No one sucks like Gaston. No one takes a big dick up the butt like Gaston.
"I'm particularly good at self-fellating!"
No Body fucks like Gaston.
June 28, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Noooo ooonneee...
Fucks like Gaston
No one sucks like Gaston. No one takes a big dick up the butt like Gaston.
"I'm particularly good at self-fellating!"
No Body fucks like Gaston.
Fucks like Gaston
No one sucks like Gaston. No one takes a big dick up the butt like Gaston.
"I'm particularly good at self-fellating!"
No Body fucks like Gaston.
Had three barn owls circling and screaming at me as I went to close the high tunnel. Really makes me think that there is a non-zero chance one of these birds is gonna kill me. An awesome way to go, certainly. But I don't like when a simply chore involves any risk of death by owl. Queer farm life
June 27, 2024 at 5:01 AM
Had three barn owls circling and screaming at me as I went to close the high tunnel. Really makes me think that there is a non-zero chance one of these birds is gonna kill me. An awesome way to go, certainly. But I don't like when a simply chore involves any risk of death by owl. Queer farm life
Welcome to my Grundle. We got fun and games
June 26, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Welcome to my Grundle. We got fun and games
It's definitely worse when someone actively changes Hey you guys to gals mid-sentence.
June 15, 2024 at 6:56 PM
It's definitely worse when someone actively changes Hey you guys to gals mid-sentence.
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I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️🌈💖
June 14, 2024 at 2:19 AM
I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️🌈💖
It's amazing how frequently folks of a certain age try to give us all their extra broken stuff because maybe we could use it. It's trash, it's your problem to throw out, not mine.
June 13, 2024 at 12:59 AM
It's amazing how frequently folks of a certain age try to give us all their extra broken stuff because maybe we could use it. It's trash, it's your problem to throw out, not mine.