Hollyana D'Lexus DuJingle Van Kringle
@queerbaraqueen.bsky.social
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸18+ account, Minors DNI. Same username on the bird app. Horny, funny but depressed curmudgeon in Central MA, any pronoun is fine. Has a crush on you.
The perfect Xmas tree doesn't exis--
Nvmnd
Nvmnd
December 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The perfect Xmas tree doesn't exis--
Nvmnd
Nvmnd
I want to go get food but Jesus Lord above HOW do I feel this hungover??? I'm so glad I don't work today
December 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I want to go get food but Jesus Lord above HOW do I feel this hungover??? I'm so glad I don't work today
My birthday and yet
suspiciously no nudes have been sent to me 😭😭😭
suspiciously no nudes have been sent to me 😭😭😭
December 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
My birthday and yet
suspiciously no nudes have been sent to me 😭😭😭
suspiciously no nudes have been sent to me 😭😭😭
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istg you better not come near me with a slutty lil mustache oooooooh so help youuu
November 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
istg you better not come near me with a slutty lil mustache oooooooh so help youuu
Experimenting with sweeter, seasonal fruit-ified gf focaccia and this is very good! (But I can see where I can now do an even better one)
December 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Experimenting with sweeter, seasonal fruit-ified gf focaccia and this is very good! (But I can see where I can now do an even better one)
Made myself a cranberry-pear cocktail, a samosa burger and threw on Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. I got no more classes for a while so idc that it's Monday 🤷
December 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Made myself a cranberry-pear cocktail, a samosa burger and threw on Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. I got no more classes for a while so idc that it's Monday 🤷
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babe don’t talk to me until I’ve done my Kate Bush workout
December 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
babe don’t talk to me until I’ve done my Kate Bush workout
I can't be asked to care about your feet and I won't look at them. Actually, don't even remind me of the concept of having feet.
December 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I can't be asked to care about your feet and I won't look at them. Actually, don't even remind me of the concept of having feet.
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Found Sanrio men's briefs for the first time ever so I guess I live to see another day ✨
#gay #underwear #mensunderwear
#gay #underwear #mensunderwear
December 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Found Sanrio men's briefs for the first time ever so I guess I live to see another day ✨
#gay #underwear #mensunderwear
#gay #underwear #mensunderwear
Found Sanrio men's briefs for the first time ever so I guess I live to see another day ✨
#gay #underwear #mensunderwear
#gay #underwear #mensunderwear
December 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Found Sanrio men's briefs for the first time ever so I guess I live to see another day ✨
#gay #underwear #mensunderwear
#gay #underwear #mensunderwear
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Remembering how to use your turn signal get me
Oh so, oh so, oh so hot
Oh so, oh so, oh so hot
December 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Remembering how to use your turn signal get me
Oh so, oh so, oh so hot
Oh so, oh so, oh so hot
I'm really surprised some of you have made it as far as you have in life, bc the things you share....I don't think you know how to human. I would not want to have to interact with you in person, eeeeyikes
December 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I'm really surprised some of you have made it as far as you have in life, bc the things you share....I don't think you know how to human. I would not want to have to interact with you in person, eeeeyikes
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"find me on x 🤭"
a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is running to the salad bar
Alt: a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is throwing tomatoes from the salad bar
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
"find me on x 🤭"
This mannnnn 😍🥵
December 9, 2025 at 7:02 AM
This mannnnn 😍🥵
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“who’s excited for their holiday bonus this year”
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
“who’s excited for their holiday bonus this year”
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Got home from watching my friend gogo last night at like 3am and just wanted to try out taking pics in my smaller but just mine bathroom 🙌
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Got home from watching my friend gogo last night at like 3am and just wanted to try out taking pics in my smaller but just mine bathroom 🙌
The Jade Extended Edition album is EVERYTHING. So glad for even more excuses to listen to this album
December 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The Jade Extended Edition album is EVERYTHING. So glad for even more excuses to listen to this album
As a Sag, I love this 😍
It’s Sagittarius season so that would be the first illustration from this collection 🥰😋
December 6, 2025 at 8:26 AM
As a Sag, I love this 😍
:3:3:3
December 5, 2025 at 5:29 AM
:3:3:3
True life: I'm Addicted To Trying Every Variety of Apple and Pear I See in the Grocery Store for Dopamine and a Weird Apple Superiority Complex
December 5, 2025 at 5:24 AM
True life: I'm Addicted To Trying Every Variety of Apple and Pear I See in the Grocery Store for Dopamine and a Weird Apple Superiority Complex