Bank Shetland
@queenmcsteve.bsky.social
My full legal name is Bank Shetland and I make important decisions at the post office.
John Madden Catches the Seahawks Eating Hot Dogs 1995
YouTube video by Fort Knox
youtu.be
December 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
There are people with their hands in their hair, holding in their brains.
December 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
There are people with their hands in their hair, holding in their brains.
Excellent word choice in the Cineplex confirmation email
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Excellent word choice in the Cineplex confirmation email
I could watch this guy make dams and bridges all day, and I might.
Construction of a 220V mini hydroelectric plant with a unique turbine
YouTube video by Mini Construction
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I could watch this guy make dams and bridges all day, and I might.
I enjoy all the football content from the people I follow on Bluesky so much that I’m willing to tolerate everyone making the same boring Canada jokes once a year during the Grey Cup. Talk your shit.
November 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I enjoy all the football content from the people I follow on Bluesky so much that I’m willing to tolerate everyone making the same boring Canada jokes once a year during the Grey Cup. Talk your shit.
Are you a Skatteboliever?
October 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Are you a Skatteboliever?
Ah, October 3rd, a date everyone remembers as being central to that immensely popular media product: Pafko at the Wall.
October 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Ah, October 3rd, a date everyone remembers as being central to that immensely popular media product: Pafko at the Wall.
My best one yet. Trying to keep everything under 10% and I really thought I was cookin with Jeff Garcia.
September 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
My best one yet. Trying to keep everything under 10% and I really thought I was cookin with Jeff Garcia.
Really liked One Battle After Another. The one part that confused me was when the kid who scanned my ticket told me he liked my phone. What was that about?
September 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Really liked One Battle After Another. The one part that confused me was when the kid who scanned my ticket told me he liked my phone. What was that about?
Shout out to Gus Frerotte for making pretty much every immaculate grid I do easier.
September 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Shout out to Gus Frerotte for making pretty much every immaculate grid I do easier.
WEAPONS SPOILERS:
How do you reckon Marcus and Terry were gonna split their 7 hotdog lunch? I’m going 4-3 with the extra to Marcus.
How do you reckon Marcus and Terry were gonna split their 7 hotdog lunch? I’m going 4-3 with the extra to Marcus.
August 21, 2025 at 5:14 AM
WEAPONS SPOILERS:
How do you reckon Marcus and Terry were gonna split their 7 hotdog lunch? I’m going 4-3 with the extra to Marcus.
How do you reckon Marcus and Terry were gonna split their 7 hotdog lunch? I’m going 4-3 with the extra to Marcus.
Why does it feel so good to tip your cap to a deer
July 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Why does it feel so good to tip your cap to a deer
No longer allowed at the dispensary after throwing my back out a few seconds into trying to impress the staff with the Beau Travail dance.
July 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
No longer allowed at the dispensary after throwing my back out a few seconds into trying to impress the staff with the Beau Travail dance.
I used to serve tables in an airport cafe. One time Jonathan Torrens (low-level Canadian celebrity) recognized me as having served him previously before I recognized him.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I used to serve tables in an airport cafe. One time Jonathan Torrens (low-level Canadian celebrity) recognized me as having served him previously before I recognized him.
Having a great time cleaning out my camera roll and trying to remember why I made certain images
June 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Having a great time cleaning out my camera roll and trying to remember why I made certain images
Every time I want to make a pedantic reply on the internet, I instead send it in an email to my insurance company.
June 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Every time I want to make a pedantic reply on the internet, I instead send it in an email to my insurance company.
Conjuring an alternate universe that only differs from our own in that they sing Paul Simon’s “Homeless” in Beetlejuice instead of “Day-O”.
May 31, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Conjuring an alternate universe that only differs from our own in that they sing Paul Simon’s “Homeless” in Beetlejuice instead of “Day-O”.
How your email finds me
May 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
How your email finds me
Paying respects to the pope tonight by watching Police Story 1 and 2.
April 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Paying respects to the pope tonight by watching Police Story 1 and 2.
Love to delight my neighbours with the world’s worst Brian Ferry impression.
April 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Love to delight my neighbours with the world’s worst Brian Ferry impression.
A great way to fuck up your YouTube algorithm is to have a little prog rock phase for a few weeks.
April 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
A great way to fuck up your YouTube algorithm is to have a little prog rock phase for a few weeks.
Planting my flag now: I think this song kicks ass and I wish it had more verses with more baffling detail and progressively longer repeating sections in between 👍
i think this might be the actual worst tv theme song ive ever heard
February 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Planting my flag now: I think this song kicks ass and I wish it had more verses with more baffling detail and progressively longer repeating sections in between 👍
What he does on his phone will be a window into his madness.
January 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
What he does on his phone will be a window into his madness.
It’s like 10,000 cantos when all you need is a line. Isn’t it Byronic?
January 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
It’s like 10,000 cantos when all you need is a line. Isn’t it Byronic?
Serenely remembering Italian Cillian Murphy* from Shoot First, Die Later (1974)
*yes, we are pronouncing it “chillian”
*yes, we are pronouncing it “chillian”
January 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Serenely remembering Italian Cillian Murphy* from Shoot First, Die Later (1974)
*yes, we are pronouncing it “chillian”
*yes, we are pronouncing it “chillian”