An alien
queen-nadine.bsky.social
An alien
@queen-nadine.bsky.social
Me: concert tickets are too expensive, I ain’t doing this.

(Child starts to like My Chemical Romance)

Also me: why not browse stub hub and just see what’s happening. I mean baby’s first concert should be a cool one 💀
May 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
“Return of the Mack” foretold the infamous Fleetwood Mac performance of Silver Springs in 1997.
May 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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It’s weird when Stephen A. Smith is talking to someone who is not also shouting. It’s the auditory equivalent of seeing Shaq next to The General.
April 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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The U.S. government, getting to the bottom of the impending global financial collapse.
April 8, 2025 at 1:55 PM
My friend passed away March 8th. I’m in this weird denial phase where I’m like “ok we all learned our lesson now come on back.” When I keep saying it doesn’t feel real, it’s because I still expect a text like all this was a temporary glitch. I’m so sad.
March 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I just saw a white dude wearing an OVO jacket. Brotha ew.
March 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
“Don’t talk to anyone asking about your friends’ immigration status.” And “cops aren’t always your friends” is the worst convo of the week I had to have with my child.
January 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Who needs to do drugs when there’s videos of ducks eating peas?
January 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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January 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Bluesky is pronounced like bruski.
January 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Everyone and everything is circling back and I am in ruins.
January 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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where does the new york times even find these people
January 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I guess mine is American Monster.
I’m watching Triangle of Sadness so if someone wants to post ‘The name of the last thing you watched is your nickname for your genitals’ I can answer in a really funny way.
January 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Love when ppl compliment my skin and tell me they thought I was much younger. Makes me feel like I tricked them like the old bog witch I truly am.
December 31, 2024 at 4:43 PM
I feel like it’s easier to crack open a chocolate orange than it used to be.
December 30, 2024 at 4:29 AM