Preview of the announcement:

in memoriams don’t usually include how they died

groimes the choiseheads hoite me

Every last Trump appointee looks like they answered a casting call for, “cartoon bad guy”

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]

CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life

RIP TikTok. It should’ve been Twitter

Bluesky is funny because I can’t recall any other platform where its growth is explicitly tied to the collective hate for one person.