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Rogue Scientist Has Own Scientific Method https://theonion.com/rogue-scientist-has-own-scientific-method-1819568501/
Rogue Scientist Has Own Scientific Method
November 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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DNA Sequencing Reveals Hitler Was Type Of Fern
DNA Sequencing Reveals Hitler Was Type Of Fern
BATH, ENGLAND—Saying the discovery shed new light on the infamous German dictator’s life, University of Bath researchers revealed DNA sequencing Friday showing that Adolf Hitler was a type of fern. “A...
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November 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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terriblemapshq.bsky.social
Space is a lot closer than most people realise

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October 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: Shen is leaning into the panel, angry, his pupils tiny, and a dark shadow around his eyes, yelling "STOP SAYING 'THIS IS YURI' ABOUT EVERYTHING." Panel 2: Shen clenches his fists, now facing directly towards the viewer, and continues to yell "NOT >>EVERYTHING<< IS YURI!!!!" Panel 3: A textbox stating "We now go live to a groundbreaking scientific discovery" Panel 4: A scientist in a lab, a light brown haired woman with a ponytail, glasses, and a labcoat, is standing in front of some microphones and cameras. She says "Yeah, so like ... atoms are girls, it turns out."
September 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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tealst.bsky.social
Scientist who is also strong

That’s all I got
September 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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virulenceart.bsky.social
Degenerates like you belong on a cross.

#sketch #FalloutNewVegas
August 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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mrhandsoffca.bsky.social
I know nothing about this so what do you think?

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Could American Evangelicals Spot the Antichrist? Here Are the Biblical Predictions:
I've reviewed every prophecy on the Antichrist, and what I read blew my mind. (Updated with new signs, 6/10/2020)
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April 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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i love when the vibe of the entire nation is “extreme fear”. that’s really good
March 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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me: sigh... youve been so cold lately... gf who is both a transgender woman and Director Graham from the Site-17 Deepwell Catalog canon: i know, i'm sorry... work's been keeping me busy lately. me: you're not... gaslighting and committing institutional abuse against other women, are you? gf: i-- (hides dossier of every humanoid SCP contained at site-17 behind her back) n-no, of course not! you must be crazy... and making stuff up. like you always do. You know, if you keep this up, we might have to reconsider some of the privileges we've graciously given you during your containment. You don't want that to happen, do you? me: :) nnnoo Director Graham... i'll behave from noow on... i ppromise... gf: Good girl. (meanwhile in a non-denominational lake of fire) dr byrnes from SCP-8980: (neck deep in lava for all eternity) AHHHH!!!
March 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Lungfish xkcd.com/3064
March 17, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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If Females Could Get Pregnant, There’d Be An Abortion Clinic On Every Coral
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If Females Could Get Pregnant, There’d Be An Abortion Clinic On Every Coral
March 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Son-Of-A-Bitch Mouse Solves Maze Researchers Spent Months Building
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Son-Of-A-Bitch Mouse Solves Maze Researchers Spent Months Building
March 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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mcuban.bsky.social
This is really smart by @sanders.senate.gov Go to republican districts and push voters to pressure their republican reps.

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Thousands in Midwestern GOP Districts Attend Sanders' First Stops on Tour to Fight Oligarchy | Common Dreams
Senator Bernie Sanders is on a mission to fight oligarchy and empower the people. With a powerful message against Trumpism and billionaire influence, he's rallying Americans to stand up for democracy....
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February 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM