Pzinget
@pzinget.bsky.social
Choir nerd, cat lady, occasionally runny, makes things. Owns a cauldron and not afraid to use it.
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Oh YAY. Hour fecking THREE of fireworks. Such bloody JOY.
November 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Oh YAY. Hour fecking THREE of fireworks. Such bloody JOY.
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Good morning to everyone trying to explain Daylight Saving Time to their cat.
October 26, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Good morning to everyone trying to explain Daylight Saving Time to their cat.
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![[Scene is a high school classroom. A teacher is writing on the whiteboard 'ACT 2 SCENE 3'.]
TEACHER:
OK class - open up Macbeth to Act 2 Scene 3...
TEACHER:
So - does anybody have any ideas on Shakespeares meaning behind the character of 'the Porter' in this scene?
[A voice comes from off-scene, behind the teacher's back[.
VOICE:
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
TEACHER [turning round]:
Sorry….. who are you?
[We see a wider scene that shows it is the GHOST OF WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, hovering over the heads of the startled students]
SHAKESPEARE:
I'm the Ghost of Shakespeare and I've come back to say: this scene means *absolutely nothing*.
The Porter is a funny drunk bloke I lobbed in to cover a costume change!
I mean like, not everything I did was genius OK? Stop giving me the ick.
TEACHER:
So um...what do you suggest we study?
SHAKESPEARE:
The most important text in British culture!
TEACHER:
Which is...?
SHAKESPEARE:
'Bollocks People Say on the Internet.'
TEACHER:
You think we should study... bollocks people say on the internet?
SHAKESPEARE:
Yes.
TEACHER:
But Mr Shakespeare... your Porter scene was a question in a past GCSE paper...
We need to analyse it so the kids don't end up failing their exams...
SHAKESPEARE:
Yes, and I'm just suggesting you should analyse Bollocks People Say on the Internet instead, so they don't end up painting flags on roundabouts.
[Silent pause]
TEACHER:
OK class - open up your phones to X...
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Nice moody sunset last night.
October 11, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Nice moody sunset last night.
I am in bed by 20:30 but in my defence I did get one of these today… #cardiffhalf
October 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I am in bed by 20:30 but in my defence I did get one of these today… #cardiffhalf
Yay!
a logo that says spooky season with a cat and bats
ALT: a logo that says spooky season with a cat and bats
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October 1, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Yay!
I may think I just hit a C6 but Calamity’s expression is less certain. #sopranolife
September 20, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I may think I just hit a C6 but Calamity’s expression is less certain. #sopranolife
Loved the message about creating without fear. Going to hook out one of the scary patterns in the stash tomorrow and just go for it! #sewingbee
September 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Loved the message about creating without fear. Going to hook out one of the scary patterns in the stash tomorrow and just go for it! #sewingbee
I love all these designs, these are going to be fabulous. #sewingbee
September 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I love all these designs, these are going to be fabulous. #sewingbee
You know, I was just thinking the other day that I’ve not made a bias cut slippery bastard for a while. Nightmare. #sewingbee
September 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
You know, I was just thinking the other day that I’ve not made a bias cut slippery bastard for a while. Nightmare. #sewingbee
CJ and I have abandoned #bakeoff for the #sewingbee final… we’re #teamcaz but think they’re all fabulous.
September 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
CJ and I have abandoned #bakeoff for the #sewingbee final… we’re #teamcaz but think they’re all fabulous.
September 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Seeing Bill Bailey reminds me of the existence of the Badgermin… www.nervoussquirrel.com/badgermin.html #proms #lnop
The Badgermin
www.nervoussquirrel.com
September 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Seeing Bill Bailey reminds me of the existence of the Badgermin… www.nervoussquirrel.com/badgermin.html #proms #lnop
Superb playing and that is an incredible frock... if anyone knows the designer please let me know, I want to see how it works. (Also loving the look of mild panic on the double bassist’s face.) #proms
September 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Superb playing and that is an incredible frock... if anyone knows the designer please let me know, I want to see how it works. (Also loving the look of mild panic on the double bassist’s face.) #proms
