you can be driven into homelessness by someone like brian thompson, then legally murdered by someone like daniel penny, while the money that could have saved you is spent on murdering children in gaza.

I can achieve anything I put my mind to unless it’s boring or too hard.

Imagine being in medieval times, about to go into battle, when you realize you forgot your headphones

Any of y’all got some attention span lying around that I could borrow? I’m plum out. I'm pretty sure I used the last of it during a fact-finding mission after recognizing an actor in a TV show and then reading 16 IMDB pages and 46 Wiki pages. I am now their official biographer.

Wish they made thought cancelling headphones

forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times

Manchester Orchestra sets are always so magical.

“Katie is a beautiful person…but has a huge head” that man would’ve cooked her for another five minutes if they let him

Netflix engineers rn