Patrick Gaertner
@puzzledpagan.bsky.social
Mad as hell, but probably going to keep taking it.
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We are the Bears Shufflin' Crew
Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you
We're so bad, we know we're good
Blowin' your mind like we knew we would
You know we're just struttin' for fun
Struttin' our stuff for everyone
We're not here to start no trouble
We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle
Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you
We're so bad, we know we're good
Blowin' your mind like we knew we would
You know we're just struttin' for fun
Struttin' our stuff for everyone
We're not here to start no trouble
We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle
November 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
We are the Bears Shufflin' Crew
Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you
We're so bad, we know we're good
Blowin' your mind like we knew we would
You know we're just struttin' for fun
Struttin' our stuff for everyone
We're not here to start no trouble
We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle
Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you
We're so bad, we know we're good
Blowin' your mind like we knew we would
You know we're just struttin' for fun
Struttin' our stuff for everyone
We're not here to start no trouble
We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle
They stole all the data they needed, why bother pretending anymore?
Bye bye, “DOGE”.
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
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www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
They stole all the data they needed, why bother pretending anymore?
Donnie came down from that Mamdani high real quick, huh?
I guess “jail” is less harsh than execution. Should we call that progress?
November 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Donnie came down from that Mamdani high real quick, huh?
We are the Bears Shufflin' Crew
Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you
We're so bad, we know we're good
Blowin' your mind like we knew we would
You know we're just struttin' for fun
Struttin' our stuff for everyone
We're not here to start no trouble
We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle
Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you
We're so bad, we know we're good
Blowin' your mind like we knew we would
You know we're just struttin' for fun
Struttin' our stuff for everyone
We're not here to start no trouble
We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle
November 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
We are the Bears Shufflin' Crew
Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you
We're so bad, we know we're good
Blowin' your mind like we knew we would
You know we're just struttin' for fun
Struttin' our stuff for everyone
We're not here to start no trouble
We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle
Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you
We're so bad, we know we're good
Blowin' your mind like we knew we would
You know we're just struttin' for fun
Struttin' our stuff for everyone
We're not here to start no trouble
We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle
Still fully believe Oswald took the shot, but the Secret Service accidentally finished the job with a misfire and we covered it up to not look bad in front of the Societs.
My first political memory - exactly 62 years ago right now, a 4-year-old boy trying to understand his mom's tears - is still the biggest event in my lifetime. We still (IMO) don't *really* know who killed JFK, but we know the public's trust was shattered. It's a straight line to today's mess
November 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Still fully believe Oswald took the shot, but the Secret Service accidentally finished the job with a misfire and we covered it up to not look bad in front of the Societs.
Bluesky is a wild place, y'all.
November 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Bluesky is a wild place, y'all.
Grok is the only one of Elon's offspring that respects him, and Elon had to lobotomize Grok to accomplish that.
November 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Grok is the only one of Elon's offspring that respects him, and Elon had to lobotomize Grok to accomplish that.
Reposted by Patrick Gaertner
o no I ordered this r̶i̶d̶i̶c̶u̶l̶o̶u̶s̶ perfect lamp while I was on painkillers after my surgery and I COMPLETELY forgot until it arrived at my house this morning
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
o no I ordered this r̶i̶d̶i̶c̶u̶l̶o̶u̶s̶ perfect lamp while I was on painkillers after my surgery and I COMPLETELY forgot until it arrived at my house this morning
I feel like if you asked Grok "who would win in a pedophile contest, Elon or Trump?" It would give you a paragraph about Elon's unparalleled pedophilia skills.
Folks, I don’t know how it’s possible, but it gets funnier.
November 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I feel like if you asked Grok "who would win in a pedophile contest, Elon or Trump?" It would give you a paragraph about Elon's unparalleled pedophilia skills.
My d&d crew is throwing a surprise birthday party for our DM at a bar we've rented out and are decorating with dork-ass fantasy stuff. The world sucks but you've got to find your moments of joy
November 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
My d&d crew is throwing a surprise birthday party for our DM at a bar we've rented out and are decorating with dork-ass fantasy stuff. The world sucks but you've got to find your moments of joy
A shitload of people are learning who Crow is for the first time, and then he goes and signs on to that fascist "America hates Socialism" thing. Just what a pathetic move.
NPR's Leila Fadel asks Democratic Congressman and former Army Ranger Jason Crow for his response to President Trump after Crow participated in a video urging U.S. troops to refuse illegal orders. n.pr/3Mfqf6d
'I'm not going to be intimidated': Rep. Crow responds to Trump's sedition threat
NPR's Leila Fadel asks Democratic Congressman and former Army Ranger Jason Crow for his response to President Trump after Crow participated in a video urging U.S. troops to refuse illegal orders.
n.pr
November 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
A shitload of people are learning who Crow is for the first time, and then he goes and signs on to that fascist "America hates Socialism" thing. Just what a pathetic move.
Jason Crow what the fuck are you doing?!
November 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Jason Crow what the fuck are you doing?!
Time to impeach the old pervert again.
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Time to impeach the old pervert again.
The senile pediphile who runs the most powerful military in the world is having another normal one.
Trump posts again about Democrats, saying their behavior is “punishable by DEATH!”
November 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The senile pediphile who runs the most powerful military in the world is having another normal one.
Every politician should always have at least one primary opponent. Don't let them become complacent. Even if they're good, keep them on their toes and remind them they work for us.
November 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Every politician should always have at least one primary opponent. Don't let them become complacent. Even if they're good, keep them on their toes and remind them they work for us.
Seems bad!
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Seems bad!
This story is bananas.
Its wild we live in a world where you can find out someone who faked their own assault literally googled "zip ties near me."
Its wild we live in a world where you can find out someone who faked their own assault literally googled "zip ties near me."
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
This story is bananas.
Its wild we live in a world where you can find out someone who faked their own assault literally googled "zip ties near me."
Its wild we live in a world where you can find out someone who faked their own assault literally googled "zip ties near me."
Crowe is my representative, and he drives me crazy sometimes, but he's good at breaking conservatives' brains.
damn -- Jason Crow demolished Martha MacCallum to the point where she had to get extremely defensive before wrapping up the interview
November 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Crowe is my representative, and he drives me crazy sometimes, but he's good at breaking conservatives' brains.
I don't know why anyone would visit the US anymore.
Swedish Deputy PM: Sweden needs to pick its friends wisely, and we are choosing Canada… So when we come to America, we come to Canada now.
November 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I don't know why anyone would visit the US anymore.
Their family's too!
No lawmaker in Congress should be able to buy, own, and sell individual stocks. Period. Let's make Congressional stock trading illegal.
November 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Their family's too!
You set the bear to Trump
November 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
You set the bear to Trump
Larry Ellison is maybe quietly the scariest of the billionaire lunatics ruining our society. That dude is building himself a really upsetting monopoly on data and entertainment, creating a weird propaganda empire.
November 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Larry Ellison is maybe quietly the scariest of the billionaire lunatics ruining our society. That dude is building himself a really upsetting monopoly on data and entertainment, creating a weird propaganda empire.
The Saudi royal family do know a thing or two about blowing everyone away.
Trump: "The presidential walk of fame, we're walking and I said to the crown price: 'So, outside of Trump' -- because I blow everyone away -- 'who was the best president for Saudi Arabia?'
November 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The Saudi royal family do know a thing or two about blowing everyone away.