Patrick Gaertner
@puzzledpagan.bsky.social
Mad as hell, but probably going to keep taking it.
We are the Bears Shufflin' Crew
Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you
We're so bad, we know we're good
Blowin' your mind like we knew we would
You know we're just struttin' for fun
Struttin' our stuff for everyone
We're not here to start no trouble
We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle
Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you
We're so bad, we know we're good
Blowin' your mind like we knew we would
You know we're just struttin' for fun
Struttin' our stuff for everyone
We're not here to start no trouble
We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle
November 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
We are the Bears Shufflin' Crew
Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you
We're so bad, we know we're good
Blowin' your mind like we knew we would
You know we're just struttin' for fun
Struttin' our stuff for everyone
We're not here to start no trouble
We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle
Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you
We're so bad, we know we're good
Blowin' your mind like we knew we would
You know we're just struttin' for fun
Struttin' our stuff for everyone
We're not here to start no trouble
We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle
Bluesky is a wild place, y'all.
November 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Bluesky is a wild place, y'all.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Weird, Elon's AI wants child pornography. What a strange and unexpected development.
www.usatoday.com/story/life/h...
www.usatoday.com/story/life/h...
November 8, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Weird, Elon's AI wants child pornography. What a strange and unexpected development.
www.usatoday.com/story/life/h...
www.usatoday.com/story/life/h...
The annual festival of shame has occured.
October 31, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The annual festival of shame has occured.
"There are many strange legends in the Amazon. Even I, Lucas, have heard the legend of a man-fish."
October 31, 2025 at 12:44 AM
"There are many strange legends in the Amazon. Even I, Lucas, have heard the legend of a man-fish."
"You think I don’t know the difference between a wolf and a man?"
October 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
"You think I don’t know the difference between a wolf and a man?"
I have somehow never seen this poster before, and desperately need it in my home.
October 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I have somehow never seen this poster before, and desperately need it in my home.
We Belong Dead!
October 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
We Belong Dead!
Got a good feeling about this.
October 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Got a good feeling about this.
modern policing should be abolished. But, if we have to keep them, they should be forced to dress like this. No more solider cosplay.
October 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
modern policing should be abolished. But, if we have to keep them, they should be forced to dress like this. No more solider cosplay.
"We'll begin with a reign of terror, a few murders here and there, murders of great men, murders of little men - well, just to show we make no distinction. I might even wreck a train or two... just these fingers around a signalman's throat, that's all."
October 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
"We'll begin with a reign of terror, a few murders here and there, murders of great men, murders of little men - well, just to show we make no distinction. I might even wreck a train or two... just these fingers around a signalman's throat, that's all."
Lots of Nazis in the news, huh?
October 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Lots of Nazis in the news, huh?
Really love that in the Dragon Quest 3 remake I can have my protagonist walk through the plot in a furry suit.
October 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Really love that in the Dragon Quest 3 remake I can have my protagonist walk through the plot in a furry suit.
Not until you are about to pass through the great night of terror and triumph. Until you are ready to face moments of horror for an eternity of love.
October 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Not until you are about to pass through the great night of terror and triumph. Until you are ready to face moments of horror for an eternity of love.
A son to the House of Frankenstein!
October 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
A son to the House of Frankenstein!
" Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make."
Spooky season means it's time to brush off the cobwebs and draw some monsters.
Spooky season means it's time to brush off the cobwebs and draw some monsters.
October 12, 2025 at 2:44 AM
" Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make."
Spooky season means it's time to brush off the cobwebs and draw some monsters.
Spooky season means it's time to brush off the cobwebs and draw some monsters.
Well, we knew some shocking people would be on the List.
October 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Well, we knew some shocking people would be on the List.
Hell yeah, Wendy's.
September 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Hell yeah, Wendy's.
Eat a dick, Mickey.
September 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Eat a dick, Mickey.
The noble Sasquatch
August 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The noble Sasquatch
I didn't realize Chuck Mangione was a real guy for so long.
July 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I didn't realize Chuck Mangione was a real guy for so long.
Dune 3: Arrakis Drift
July 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Dune 3: Arrakis Drift