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kpop has perfected the JLo formula which is: if we dance well enough people won’t be able to tell we can’t sing
March 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
kpop has perfected the JLo formula which is: if we dance well enough people won’t be able to tell we can’t sing
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[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane
February 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane
Ten years from now:
child: “mom tell me about apples”
child: “mom tell me about apples”
February 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Ten years from now:
child: “mom tell me about apples”
child: “mom tell me about apples”
Since they’re stealing it anyway maybe we should finally stop paying our taxes? #NoTaxationWithoutRepresentation
February 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Since they’re stealing it anyway maybe we should finally stop paying our taxes? #NoTaxationWithoutRepresentation
i fear that my naruto run is so prevalent it has lost its irony
February 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
i fear that my naruto run is so prevalent it has lost its irony
all dildonations are to be dropped of in the dildonations bin at the front of the store 😂😂
"Dildo" is an acceptable word in today's Spelling Bee and so is "Nation." We're currently living in a nation run by dildos so why isn't "Dildonation" acceptable?
January 31, 2025 at 4:55 PM
all dildonations are to be dropped of in the dildonations bin at the front of the store 😂😂
for someone who doesn’t know what “godspeed” means i use it too much
January 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
for someone who doesn’t know what “godspeed” means i use it too much
the modern day boston tea party will be the burning of servers
January 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
the modern day boston tea party will be the burning of servers
What article of the Constitution do I need to cite to open hand slap the president
January 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
What article of the Constitution do I need to cite to open hand slap the president
@whorechata91.bsky.social NOT BOILET 😂😂
January 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
@whorechata91.bsky.social NOT BOILET 😂😂
#EmeliaPerez is getting oscar buzz in the same sense that Blake Lively is suing Justin Baldoni
January 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
#EmeliaPerez is getting oscar buzz in the same sense that Blake Lively is suing Justin Baldoni
Icky Vicky was Chip Skylark’s They Not Like Us.
January 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Icky Vicky was Chip Skylark’s They Not Like Us.