shadyheart
@pussy.institute
yeah i have the "delete my account every few weeks" depression, sorry
i wonder who the villain is what made that post get deleted
December 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
i wonder who the villain is what made that post get deleted
maybe a few rodents but idk, i assume most people who don't like me barely ever think of me other than the occasional eye roll
December 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
maybe a few rodents but idk, i assume most people who don't like me barely ever think of me other than the occasional eye roll
if you miss credit card payments, how long before the scary real life consequences find you? i know credit score will be fucked pretty immediately, i mean like how long before they send cops to steal all my stuff or whatever happens?
December 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
if you miss credit card payments, how long before the scary real life consequences find you? i know credit score will be fucked pretty immediately, i mean like how long before they send cops to steal all my stuff or whatever happens?
🎱 is my life worth living? 🎱
✨ every hiring manager in the world says no! ✨
hmm
✨ every hiring manager in the world says no! ✨
hmm
December 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
🎱 is my life worth living? 🎱
✨ every hiring manager in the world says no! ✨
hmm
✨ every hiring manager in the world says no! ✨
hmm
december 26 and apparently it's hot enough that my ac stopped working
December 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
december 26 and apparently it's hot enough that my ac stopped working
*me desperately fighting the last hint of blue undertones along my upper lip* (funny meme)
December 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
*me desperately fighting the last hint of blue undertones along my upper lip* (funny meme)
hairclips everywhere for those with eyes to see
December 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
hairclips everywhere for those with eyes to see
she invited me to passover but im more of a clockunder
December 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
she invited me to passover but im more of a clockunder
the colon, better known as osmosis jones' locker
December 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
the colon, better known as osmosis jones' locker
Reposted by shadyheart
Slipping my surgeon a $20 to carve "biological female" into one of my hips
December 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Slipping my surgeon a $20 to carve "biological female" into one of my hips
for a limited time only i'm selling exactly one butt pic for half off. that's right for only $25K i will send you a butt pic— in panties, no face. take it or leave it, i'm losing a lot of money on this deal
December 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
for a limited time only i'm selling exactly one butt pic for half off. that's right for only $25K i will send you a butt pic— in panties, no face. take it or leave it, i'm losing a lot of money on this deal
dairy queen is evil bc they bought orange julius, closed the orange julius in the mall, and added orange julius to their menu— but only at their full restaurants!!, not the grill & chill, and the only DQs left in oklahoma are grill & chills!!!!!???!?!?
December 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
dairy queen is evil bc they bought orange julius, closed the orange julius in the mall, and added orange julius to their menu— but only at their full restaurants!!, not the grill & chill, and the only DQs left in oklahoma are grill & chills!!!!!???!?!?
✌️ vote shadyheart for santa claus in 2026, and i will put all your enemies on the naughty list! ✌️
December 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
✌️ vote shadyheart for santa claus in 2026, and i will put all your enemies on the naughty list! ✌️
it's ableist to have a family in 2025 actually
December 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
it's ableist to have a family in 2025 actually
pariah carey all i want for christmas is poo
December 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
pariah carey all i want for christmas is poo
billionaire decides to spend christmas telling everyone he's the best we can ever hope for so just be grateful for what he gives us and shut up
No shock. This app has turned my mentions, and others, into mostly hate. But there are a few people worth connecting with
CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
December 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
billionaire decides to spend christmas telling everyone he's the best we can ever hope for so just be grateful for what he gives us and shut up
oh yeah i just remembered my MIL blamed dynamic pricing on DEI last night. they really do just be slapping words together nowadays
December 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
oh yeah i just remembered my MIL blamed dynamic pricing on DEI last night. they really do just be slapping words together nowadays
Reposted by shadyheart
Religious tip ~
If you say you’re without sin you can cast a ton of stones
If you say you’re without sin you can cast a ton of stones
December 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Religious tip ~
If you say you’re without sin you can cast a ton of stones
If you say you’re without sin you can cast a ton of stones
*tanks ur microaggressions*
December 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
*tanks ur microaggressions*
thinking about showing up to my family xmas just to ask my mom why she didn't get me anything and then leave
December 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
thinking about showing up to my family xmas just to ask my mom why she didn't get me anything and then leave
looking back on my year and dying of cringe but in a good way—i was so embarrassing i must have been trying my hardest to live
December 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
looking back on my year and dying of cringe but in a good way—i was so embarrassing i must have been trying my hardest to live
it's hard to find a good man these days because they're all on trial for courageous acts of love
December 25, 2025 at 1:39 PM
it's hard to find a good man these days because they're all on trial for courageous acts of love
Reposted by shadyheart
Love the sinner, hate the sin
Love the butter, hate the butt
Love the mother, hate the moth
Love the butter, hate the butt
Love the mother, hate the moth
December 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Love the sinner, hate the sin
Love the butter, hate the butt
Love the mother, hate the moth
Love the butter, hate the butt
Love the mother, hate the moth
things my scary maga step dad in law said to no one in particular during gift exchange last night:
"marilyn monroe had a corner on the dipshit market"
and
"i don't care how gay it is, i use lotion on my legs"
"marilyn monroe had a corner on the dipshit market"
and
"i don't care how gay it is, i use lotion on my legs"
December 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
things my scary maga step dad in law said to no one in particular during gift exchange last night:
"marilyn monroe had a corner on the dipshit market"
and
"i don't care how gay it is, i use lotion on my legs"
"marilyn monroe had a corner on the dipshit market"
and
"i don't care how gay it is, i use lotion on my legs"