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having to put a “don’t worry, i’m a dumbass” placard on the worst car of all time in order to drive it is insane
May 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
having to put a “don’t worry, i’m a dumbass” placard on the worst car of all time in order to drive it is insane
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everyone always says "death to america" but then when someone steps up and does it you get mad at him
April 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
everyone always says "death to america" but then when someone steps up and does it you get mad at him
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if war with china starts i will willingly become chinese and a spy
March 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
if war with china starts i will willingly become chinese and a spy
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St. Paddy's day can be every day if you're an alcoholic
March 16, 2025 at 4:26 AM
St. Paddy's day can be every day if you're an alcoholic
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those astronauts aren't "trapped" on the space station they can literally open the door anytime they want
March 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
those astronauts aren't "trapped" on the space station they can literally open the door anytime they want
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February 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Balatro predicted an egg that gets more expensive forever, and nobody listened
February 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Balatro predicted an egg that gets more expensive forever, and nobody listened
FOOD HOUSE TWO HOUSE AOTFY 🔥
February 28, 2025 at 8:35 AM
FOOD HOUSE TWO HOUSE AOTFY 🔥
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new to bluesky. how do i use grok. where is grok button
February 23, 2025 at 7:34 AM
new to bluesky. how do i use grok. where is grok button
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Nazis are back. Going after LGBTQ+ people just like they did in the past
Hunter Schafer reveals that her new passport now lists her as ‘Male’ following Trump’s executive order.
February 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Nazis are back. Going after LGBTQ+ people just like they did in the past
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Im choosing violence. Tired of getting fucking corrected and having to defend every fucking thing.
The expectation of trans women to be perfect and phrase everything professionally while accommodating every possible situation is fucking toxic and rooted in transmisogyny.
The expectation of trans women to be perfect and phrase everything professionally while accommodating every possible situation is fucking toxic and rooted in transmisogyny.
February 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Im choosing violence. Tired of getting fucking corrected and having to defend every fucking thing.
The expectation of trans women to be perfect and phrase everything professionally while accommodating every possible situation is fucking toxic and rooted in transmisogyny.
The expectation of trans women to be perfect and phrase everything professionally while accommodating every possible situation is fucking toxic and rooted in transmisogyny.
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if chinese troops invade the US i am sheltering them as fuck in my apartment cooking them dinner too
February 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
if chinese troops invade the US i am sheltering them as fuck in my apartment cooking them dinner too
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visit that oomf that you’ve known for 3 years that lives 1000 miles away
January 31, 2025 at 9:20 PM
visit that oomf that you’ve known for 3 years that lives 1000 miles away
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i now pronounce you, chaser and nonbinary. you may kiss the she goes by they pronouns
January 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
i now pronounce you, chaser and nonbinary. you may kiss the she goes by they pronouns
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people who go on the all meat diet love to say shit like “yup other than the throwing up blood and being unable to stand for more than 15 minutes i feel great”
January 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
people who go on the all meat diet love to say shit like “yup other than the throwing up blood and being unable to stand for more than 15 minutes i feel great”
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food house - “two house”
our sophomore album!!
releasing February 28th, 2025
❤️❤️❤️
our sophomore album!!
releasing February 28th, 2025
❤️❤️❤️
January 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
food house - “two house”
our sophomore album!!
releasing February 28th, 2025
❤️❤️❤️
our sophomore album!!
releasing February 28th, 2025
❤️❤️❤️
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I'm pretty sure being riveted by the news is absolutely never a good thing
The Washington Post began trying out a new mission statement this week: “Riveting Storytelling for All of America.” It comes amid turmoil in the newsroom.
The Washington Post’s New Mission: Reach ‘All of America’
This week, The Post began trying out a new mission statement: “Riveting Storytelling for All of America.”
www.nytimes.com
January 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I'm pretty sure being riveted by the news is absolutely never a good thing
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"Trans people ain’t going nowhere just like when the racists wanted to make sure that Black people somehow were going to be dismissed in this country, we ain’t left either"
~Rep. Crockett
~Rep. Crockett
January 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
"Trans people ain’t going nowhere just like when the racists wanted to make sure that Black people somehow were going to be dismissed in this country, we ain’t left either"
~Rep. Crockett
~Rep. Crockett
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People were calling the shooter a folk hero as soon as they found out who the victim was, as nothing was known about the shooter.
Weaponizing the reality that white killers are treated differently by the media this way is a pathetic attempt to distract from the conversation around health insurance
Weaponizing the reality that white killers are treated differently by the media this way is a pathetic attempt to distract from the conversation around health insurance
December 21, 2024 at 10:50 PM
People were calling the shooter a folk hero as soon as they found out who the victim was, as nothing was known about the shooter.
Weaponizing the reality that white killers are treated differently by the media this way is a pathetic attempt to distract from the conversation around health insurance
Weaponizing the reality that white killers are treated differently by the media this way is a pathetic attempt to distract from the conversation around health insurance
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