They should invent a girl who wants to be my girlfriend.

Petition to have software designed like this again, please.

elect him

To RFK Jr. and his bs statements about autism:

Just a girl and her 5 emotional support beverages against the world.

ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do

Morning affirmations 🖤

“You’ll be visited by three spirits”

The three spirits:

Once I start taking my lexapro and applying what I’ve learned in therapy to my real life and going outside it’s over for you bitches

My cat has two and only two settings and they are:

1) awww look at the sleepy little baby

- or -

2) I swear to god if this motherf...

Good Morning! I’m awake and ready to post more nonsense. Hope you all have an amazing day ✨💜🫶🏼

Being a gamer in your 30s means you get all the games you always wanted but finish maybe 3 of them and replay your favorite ones over and over