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Purple Luigi
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A “””Blog”””” dedicated to all the strange, non-existent Mario brothers. I guess this is a parody? IDK

personal acc: @juranium.blsky.social
Who the fuck is this? Big Bario? Huh????

Class: Plumber
Origin: Seemingly just a guy? Other Tower playtester
Relation: Mario with a B
November 5, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Pieter entry after I’m done with work lol
November 3, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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The Mario Brother You've Never Heard Of
YouTube video by vinesauce
youtu.be
November 3, 2024 at 7:19 PM
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October 21, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Mikhail and Ludmil, the Super Marxist Twins. Haven’t played this game, not yet at least, but they’re just essentially communist Mario brothers.

Class: Plumber / Communist(?)
Origin: Super Marxist Twins
Relation: Variant
October 25, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Three unknown brothers from the Vinesauce subreddit, all of their names apparently start with W. I know that one is not Wario because he has green gloves, Wario does not have green gloves.

Class: Plumber
Origin: Bootleg
Relation: Re-color
October 25, 2024 at 9:45 PM
I am not making a post on Poptart
October 22, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Hethicc, some freak from Vinesauce

Class: Suck
Origin: My
Relation: Arse
October 22, 2024 at 1:51 AM
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Mario's Mystery Meat
February 13, 2024 at 6:54 AM
Fortran, push start to rich. This malformed freak is from an unauthorized Taiwanese NES gambling game. There’s not much else to add, may be a gambling addict

Class: Plumber
Origin: Dian Shi Ma Li / Big TV Mary Bar
Relation: Bootleg
October 20, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Grand Dad, a bootleg brother shrouded in mystery and infamy. Despite the title screen depicting him as a discolored Mario, he’s really just Fred Flinstone with Mario’s head.

Class: Plumber / Caveman
Origin: 7 Grand Dad
Relation: Bootleg, anomaly
October 20, 2024 at 2:50 PM
I regret to inform you all that Wario has a urinary tract infection, he will see his doctor tomorrow
October 20, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Iolui, Uigiy and Ariol. Probably closest as we’ll get to official brothers. Possible due to the lost levels utilizing a byte to determine what character you’re playing as

Class: Plumber
Origin: Glitch I guess?
Relation: Semi-official
October 20, 2024 at 12:13 AM
www.aliexpress.com/i/3256806162... goldmine of fake brothers
www.aliexpress.com
October 19, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Mythical blue claw machine Luigi, no information is known other than his appearance. Could possibly be made to smuggle drugs.

Class: Plumber
Origin: Bootleg
Relation: Re-color
October 19, 2024 at 9:18 PM
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the third super Mario brother Vincenzo died tragically at a young age
October 17, 2024 at 4:56 AM
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Mario, who's of Medium build, is identified by the letter M.

Luigi, the Larger brother, is identified by the letter L.

I therefore put to you that there's a third, as of yet undiscovered younger Mario brother. Probably called Salvatore.

#FindSalvatore
September 7, 2024 at 12:21 AM
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if there was a third mario brother what would his name and color be
June 26, 2023 at 7:29 PM
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If Wario is the anti-Mario, then Waluigi is the anti-Maluigi, implying the existence of a third unmentioned brother named Maluigi.
January 4, 2024 at 4:27 AM
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Did You Know Gaming? the third Mario brother, Jeremiah, was excommunicated from the catholic church
July 25, 2023 at 12:51 AM
This little guy from my profile picture. Guess he’s named Purple Luigi? Idk I like his little striped shirt

Class: Plumber
Origin: Bootleg
Relation: Unknown
October 19, 2024 at 3:11 PM
The masculine urge to like every hot anime girl picture on your feed
October 19, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Gustavo, Peppino’s friend and co-worker from pizza tower. Obviously based on Mario, with the whole big round nose and silly little eyes thing. He’s a funny little guy.

Class: Chef
Origin: Pizza Tower
Relation: Unofficial, honorary
October 19, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Pretzer “Pretzel” Mario. “Ehhh…. ya know.” The fourth Mario brother also from Vinesauce. Vinny tried to draw a pretzel with his eyes closed and said the final product looked like a crying Mario brother.

Class: Plumber
Origin: Vinesauce
Relation: Unofficial
October 19, 2024 at 2:41 PM