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Purple Jordan
@purplejordan.bsky.social
ASL-English Interpreter in Chicago. Accessibility and Reality TV and Theatre and Board Games. Fetid Moppet. He/him/👉🏼
Play The Production Room:
https://screentop.gg/@purplejordan/ProductionRoom
Join the Playtest Discord:
https://discord.gg/PppGxZ6wDX
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I FINISHED THE DIGITAL PROTOTYPE FOR "THE PRODUCTION ROOM" screentop.gg/@purplejorda...
Surely needs many tweaks, but it's now playable online woo! Just gotta put in a little work on the rulebook so theoretically groups could play it without me there to teach 🥹 🎲✂️. Now to scramble pack for Gen Con!
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Barista: I have a non-demi curious, semi-binary Grande, for Cynthia?!?!
November 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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I was inspired
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Main character with imposter syndrome syndrome
November 22, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Quinn I’m so sorry the minion speech was actually pretty normal tbh #bb27
This was enough for me.
November 22, 2025 at 6:33 AM
He could win BB against Dr. Will, Dan, Vanessa, and Chelsie combined btw #bb27
November 22, 2025 at 4:23 AM
So turns out monkeys typing to infinity would probably just commit credit card fraud too
Fish have committed credit card fraud
November 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Syphilis for eternity sounds rough 😢 #TAR38
November 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Friendly reminder that FreeTaxUSA is a thing!!!
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.

TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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People love to talk about how awful theater kids are, and they’re not wrong, but let’s be real, debate kids have made this country a lot worse
October 2, 2024 at 1:49 AM
I think I’m gonna have to bite the bullet and switch to an expensive-ass PPO because it turns out my ADHD is too powerful to jump through the ten million hoops to get the right specialist care with HMO/POS 😩. Please send ramen and toilet paper cuz I will be brooooke
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Alice Wong, an activist and author who championed the rights of people with disabilities, has died.
Disability rights activist and author Alice Wong dies at 51
Alice Wong, an activist and author who championed the rights of people with disabilities, has died. She was 51.
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November 16, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Gutted. We have lost a brilliant voice in the world. Rest in peace Alice Wong @sfdirewolf.bsky.social you were so inspiring to so many of us. Thank you for sharing all your words and for always shining a light on the disability community.
November 15, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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It takes years of public meetings and debate for citizens to get a sparse few concrete barriers to protect cyclists, but it can be done on a whim to protect state sponsored torturers.
More concrete barriers are being added on Beach Street outside the ICE processing center in suburban Broadview after a clash between protesters and agents led to at least 21 arrests and four law enforcement officers injured.

READ MORE: https://tinyurl.com/nhaymebh 
November 15, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Peanuts school teacher job interview

Principal: If Charlie Brown asks a question, what are you gonna do?
Teacher:
#TAR38
“watch me play this flute, y’all” #tar38
November 14, 2025 at 12:44 AM
When you see someone you had a steamy dream about and suddenly are vaguely into them because of it 😩
November 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
JK Rowling when I catch your ass it’s overrrr
Penis Tranoff

Canada, Passenger Lists, 1881-1922
November 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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His Story 🤷‍♂️
For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files:

splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
Epstein Document Search
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Hello it is me The Big Big Birdie from American children’s television show Sesame Street. Today all children ride in van with me to Siberia for field trip from puppet neighborhood. #TAR38
Not sure yet how I feel about this chicken... There's something off about it... Like I'm about to be in a horror movie. #TAR38
November 13, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Joseph having Taylor’s back demonstrating their human connection 🤭 #TAR38
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Cotton candy, anyone?
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I just got to playtest a prototype by my all-time favorite designer Vital Lacerda. I’m still starstruck 🤩 #BoardGameSky
November 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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If they can have more than one housewife, surely they can have more than one drag queen.
#thetraitorsUS
November 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
If I stay up late I’ll still have to trudge to work in the snow. If I go to bed now, work will be cancelled due to weather
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 AM