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@purkmonkey.bsky.social
In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Trans rights are human rights.
He/him.
Trans rights are human rights.
He/him.
I can't tell you how many times I was suffering from consumption and my sainted mother would break out the old transmorgrifier, and I’d lose time and think I was a long dead Elizabethan barber and surgeon and try to operate on the cat. Ah, those were the days.
December 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I can't tell you how many times I was suffering from consumption and my sainted mother would break out the old transmorgrifier, and I’d lose time and think I was a long dead Elizabethan barber and surgeon and try to operate on the cat. Ah, those were the days.
Oh, so THAT‘S where all the cocaine went…,
December 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Oh, so THAT‘S where all the cocaine went…,
REM’s Superman was a surprise for me.
December 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
REM’s Superman was a surprise for me.
I have a new entry for consideration in the best covers (although I suspect you may have seen this already). I submit to you ... Weird Al covering Killing in the name.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=COZc...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=COZc...
Killing In The Name - Portugal. The Man ft Weird Al and Jorma Taccone
YouTube video by maxmax655
www.youtube.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I have a new entry for consideration in the best covers (although I suspect you may have seen this already). I submit to you ... Weird Al covering Killing in the name.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=COZc...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=COZc...
I can't even imagine what it would feel like to have Prince cover your song... Thanks!
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I can't even imagine what it would feel like to have Prince cover your song... Thanks!
I can't believe I've lived this long without learning this earlier.
November 21, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I can't believe I've lived this long without learning this earlier.
You aren’t already?
November 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
You aren’t already?
So you didn’t topple several South American governments?
October 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
So you didn’t topple several South American governments?
We wouldn’t expect anything less.
October 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
We wouldn’t expect anything less.
“I’m 5’1” AND A HALF!”
October 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
“I’m 5’1” AND A HALF!”
If an old, cranky bastard like myself was interested in getting a good idea of their sound, where would such a bastard start? (I've heard punk rock loser and sports so far).
October 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
If an old, cranky bastard like myself was interested in getting a good idea of their sound, where would such a bastard start? (I've heard punk rock loser and sports so far).
*looks around the U.S.* Same, Rose. Same.
October 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
*looks around the U.S.* Same, Rose. Same.
I'm pretty sure trump hasn't seen his own dick in decades, well, except in mirrors.
September 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I'm pretty sure trump hasn't seen his own dick in decades, well, except in mirrors.
The lack of self awareness encapsulated in this photo is mind blowing. I mean, did they really think this made him look good?
September 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The lack of self awareness encapsulated in this photo is mind blowing. I mean, did they really think this made him look good?
I was always confused that they called it football but they used their hands to carry the ball.
September 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I was always confused that they called it football but they used their hands to carry the ball.
There’s no reason you couldn’t take this up as a hobby.
September 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
There’s no reason you couldn’t take this up as a hobby.
Washington post reported that this was unverified. If it were true, Kash or Bondi would have repeated it any time they were 20 feet from a camera.
September 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Washington post reported that this was unverified. If it were true, Kash or Bondi would have repeated it any time they were 20 feet from a camera.
Give him some credit, it was probably hard to write an entire book in crayon.
September 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Give him some credit, it was probably hard to write an entire book in crayon.
And he has shitty lawyers.
September 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
And he has shitty lawyers.
And now I can’t sleep either.
September 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
And now I can’t sleep either.