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@purkmonkey.bsky.social
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In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Trans rights are human rights.
He/him.
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Screencap of tweet by Gennette Cordova: "It's interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn't think the situation was this dire."
September 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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She’s waiting as patiently as she can manage for a treat.
A black cat standing on a cardboard box looking at her human, wondering why he’s withholding a treat while she’s wasting away to a mere wisp.
August 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Not my cat, but one I saw in Portugal.
A tawny and black striped kitty lying on the pavement next to a leg of a picnic table. Its eyes are narrow and its expression seems to say that it doesn’t have a care in the world.
August 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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The Girlfriend and I are going to a restaurant tonight. Below is a screenshot of a review. “Very Woke and Homosexual” should be their new tag line.
June 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Orange kitty with “lion cut” sitting, holding his hind leg in the air with a perturbed look on his face. The caption reads “I believe it’s called sexy”.
June 6, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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April 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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The state of New Jersey on a yellow field surrounded by stars with the text “we don’t like you either”.
February 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Ugh, happy f’n new year.
January 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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November 13, 2024 at 5:53 PM
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The image is a comic. The first pane shows a person sleeping in a bed. A cow is slowly lowered into the frame and licks the sleeping person on the head. The final page shows the person looking in the mirror despairing at his large cow lick.
October 2, 2024 at 12:32 AM
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I’m a huge fan of kitty voids. Mine rules my apartment with an iron paw.
September 26, 2024 at 1:41 AM
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It's not the years, it's the milage.
Image celebrating Bluesky having 10 Million users. I was the 166,052nd user on Bluesky.
September 17, 2024 at 1:16 AM
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I went to Sicily earlier this year and some roman engravings had the same thing.
An excerpt from a roman engraving with an error and missing characters added using a carat reading "Calog ^ro Bu..."
September 11, 2024 at 6:01 PM
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Image of an anthropomorphized guillotine carrying a bucket on a green background with a caption above it reading "Just trying to get a head"
September 11, 2024 at 5:56 PM
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Cicada would sell my SSN, bank account information, passwords, my stereo, computer and television.
A black cat standing on a cardboard box is looking up with an expression that says “Make with the food, fat boy! I haven’t eaten in 20 minutes!”
July 26, 2024 at 12:04 AM
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This is old but def worth a repost.
A chart differentiating HIPAA (a real law) HIPPA (an imaginary law) and a baby hippo (an adorable animal).
July 21, 2024 at 2:25 AM
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I realize this is sort of an evergreen tweet, but I thought it even more apropos given everything right now.
Image of twitter post that reads: "It's interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn't think the situation was this dire."
July 2, 2024 at 11:48 AM
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Dunno if you’ve seen this already, but…
Me: [uses “yeet” in a sentence] 14: “mom. No one says yeet.” Me: “yeet is cringe?” 14: “MOM NO ONE SAYS CRINGE” Me: “cringe has been yeeted?” [the glare was EPIC]
May 15, 2024 at 2:11 AM
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I’m glad you liked it. They posted 2 other images along with that one.
April 7, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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The 9:30 club in dc put up a FB post yesterday about nirvana playing there 33 years ago with this photo. Thought you might appreciate it.
Kurt Cobain performing at the 9:30 club 33 years ago.
April 7, 2024 at 12:28 AM
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I apologize, I missed your call for pet pictures. Please accept my belated submission of an image of my trash goblin.
A black kitty on her hind legs holding onto my hand with her paws (and her claws are out) while she grabs the treat I’m holding.
March 23, 2024 at 1:16 AM
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This is the critter in question:
A floofy, grey/black/white/cream stripey kitty with glowing eyes on her back looking adorable.
March 14, 2024 at 1:41 PM
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Dress for the job you want...
An image of the orange mascot of the Philadelphia Flyers and my not-so-distant cousin, Gritty.
February 11, 2024 at 3:59 PM
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January 25, 2024 at 6:35 PM
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Image that contains the following text. Substitutes for a healthy diet: Noodles - Zucchini Chips - Carrots Milk - Coconut Milk Rice - Cauliflower Butter - Sadness Sugar - A Broken Heart Cheese - Nope Coffee - This is stupid and I'm not doing it.
January 15, 2024 at 2:27 PM