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In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Trans rights are human rights.
He/him.
@timmiller.bsky.social The Vice President work around that some people theorize about trump is barred by the 12th amendment. It states near the bottom: "But no person constitutionally ineligible to the office of president shall be eligible to that of vice-president of the United States."
October 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
October 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Some helpful advice if you encounter the police.
youtube.com/shorts/3ThGN...
Make the Revolution Irresistible
YouTube video by NowThis Impact
youtube.com
October 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social I thought you might like this tune to honor your role as merv.

youtu.be/2Y-wbDRvp9Q
Ballad Of Peter Pumpkinhead (2001 Remaster)
YouTube video by XTC - Topic
youtu.be
July 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
The Girlfriend and I are going to a restaurant tonight. Below is a screenshot of a review. “Very Woke and Homosexual” should be their new tag line.
June 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
One of the stranger things about growing into middle age (and beyond) is how I now have some very strong opinions and feelings about kitchen appliances.

Just didn't see that one coming.
April 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
@cadaverformosus.bsky.social and @colindickey.com I just wanted to thank you again for your recommendations. The Girlfriend and I are waiting for our flight to Portugal and we’re really looking forward to our trip!
February 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
@cadaverformosus.bsky.social so The Girlfriend and I are headed to Portugal (Lisbon and Porto) in late February. Any thoughts or tips or “damn, if I had only known before I went” you could share?
January 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Ugh, happy f’n new year.
January 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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November 8, 2024 at 11:30 PM
It's not the years, it's the milage.
September 17, 2024 at 1:16 AM
So, many of you are smarter than me and wouldn't fall for this scam, but in case someone out there isn't: I was scammed by a spear phishing scam claiming to be part of Chase Fraud. What threw me was 1) they spoofed the Chase phone number and 2) they had some of my transaction data. Be careful!
May 15, 2024 at 2:34 PM
@jonrosenberg.bsky.social I've been meaning to thank you for a very long time for adding the word "pyronecrobovaphiliac" to my lexicon. I may not be able to use the term frequently, but I'm glad I have it for when the need arises.
April 6, 2024 at 5:58 PM
@scalzi.com just started starter villain and I’m really enjoying it. Just wanted to say thanks!
December 7, 2023 at 1:25 AM
Every time I see a photo of this bug-fucking needle dick, I am struck at how very, very weird he is. I wonder how anybody without massive head trauma would think he is a strong leader.
November 21, 2023 at 6:42 PM
!jazbot whereami
November 14, 2023 at 7:12 PM
Woke up to the Virginia house flipping to the democrats, the Loudoun school board kicking out the Moms for Liberty nutcases, the abortion constitutional amendment passing in Ohio and Beshar winning in Kentucky.
November 8, 2023 at 12:32 PM
One of my favorite lyrics:
You weren’t much of a muse
But I was never much of a poet
November 5, 2023 at 1:51 AM
You know the first rule of theater?
Don’t feed Hugh Jackson after midnight?
No, the other one.

If you aren’t already, start watching Only Murders in the Building.
September 9, 2023 at 10:12 PM
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Mozilla's new report on the data privacy of modern cars is nightmare fuel. Enshittification has definitely hit the car industry:
It’s Official: Cars Are Terrible at Privacy and Security
All 25 car brands we researched earned our *Privacy Not Included warning label – making cars the worst category of products that we have ever reviewed
foundation.mozilla.org
September 6, 2023 at 5:10 AM
I wonder if they will install one of those automatic cat litter cleaner things on trump’s grave just to manage the amount of micturition that will occur when he dies.
August 2, 2023 at 10:09 PM