Donkey Dave
@purebob.bsky.social
Galoot. Accidental Dr Doolittle. Leicester Tigers fan. High Priest of Rhythmic Noise.
This is me on the angry place: https://twitter.com/sarky_snake
This is me on the angry place: https://twitter.com/sarky_snake
@novembervivi.bsky.social it you :) x
November 19, 2025 at 12:39 PM
@novembervivi.bsky.social it you :) x
After the drama of our donkey and horse shelters bring blown away on Friday, I can report we have borrowed a vacant paddock with a shelter on , so the donks and horses are safe and comfy. Farmer is bringing his tractor with the correct attachment to re-site the shelters on Tuesday.
November 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
After the drama of our donkey and horse shelters bring blown away on Friday, I can report we have borrowed a vacant paddock with a shelter on , so the donks and horses are safe and comfy. Farmer is bringing his tractor with the correct attachment to re-site the shelters on Tuesday.
I've done my fucking knee in lads. Great.
November 16, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I've done my fucking knee in lads. Great.
I don't believe the rumours that Trump gave Bill Clinton oral sex for a couple of reasons, but mostly because he would never give pleasure to anyone.
November 16, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I don't believe the rumours that Trump gave Bill Clinton oral sex for a couple of reasons, but mostly because he would never give pleasure to anyone.
This awful storm took my horses and donkeys shelters earlier :( @booticketyboo.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
This awful storm took my horses and donkeys shelters earlier :( @booticketyboo.bsky.social
@novembervivi.bsky.social Happy birthday lovely. I truly hope you have a glorious, healthy year xx
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
@novembervivi.bsky.social Happy birthday lovely. I truly hope you have a glorious, healthy year xx
Visited Aberdyfi today. Stormy, empty, wonderful .
The drive was so beautiful too with barely a car on the road.
God I love Wales.
The drive was so beautiful too with barely a car on the road.
God I love Wales.
November 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Visited Aberdyfi today. Stormy, empty, wonderful .
The drive was so beautiful too with barely a car on the road.
God I love Wales.
The drive was so beautiful too with barely a car on the road.
God I love Wales.
Found the Clywedog reservoir up the road from my caravan in rural Wales today. Incredibly lovely place.
November 8, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Found the Clywedog reservoir up the road from my caravan in rural Wales today. Incredibly lovely place.
@novembervivi.bsky.social in my thoughts, lovely lady x
November 4, 2025 at 10:00 AM
@novembervivi.bsky.social in my thoughts, lovely lady x
Had the bright idea of mowing the fallen leaves off the back lawn. There's trees everywhere, plus a big old magnolia in the middle. "It'll chew em up and compact them" I thought.
Didn't account for a fortnight's dog shit hidden under them. I can see how bran flakes were invented now. Smelly ones.
Didn't account for a fortnight's dog shit hidden under them. I can see how bran flakes were invented now. Smelly ones.
October 27, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Had the bright idea of mowing the fallen leaves off the back lawn. There's trees everywhere, plus a big old magnolia in the middle. "It'll chew em up and compact them" I thought.
Didn't account for a fortnight's dog shit hidden under them. I can see how bran flakes were invented now. Smelly ones.
Didn't account for a fortnight's dog shit hidden under them. I can see how bran flakes were invented now. Smelly ones.
Birdfy : " Your garden is bustling ! Click to see who is visiting !"
Let me guess - squirrels and fucking pigeons again perhaps ?
"Get a garden camera" they said. "You'll see goldcrests and nuthatches" they said...
Let me guess - squirrels and fucking pigeons again perhaps ?
"Get a garden camera" they said. "You'll see goldcrests and nuthatches" they said...
October 27, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Birdfy : " Your garden is bustling ! Click to see who is visiting !"
Let me guess - squirrels and fucking pigeons again perhaps ?
"Get a garden camera" they said. "You'll see goldcrests and nuthatches" they said...
Let me guess - squirrels and fucking pigeons again perhaps ?
"Get a garden camera" they said. "You'll see goldcrests and nuthatches" they said...
October 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Caerphilly shows that at the next GE, Labour will be broken as low as the Tories, even if Reform destroy themselves before then. Labour might as well do the big things then, eh ? Rejoin, privatise, invest.
Stop dabbing at the piss and shovel the big shit instead.
@labouruk.bsky.social
Stop dabbing at the piss and shovel the big shit instead.
@labouruk.bsky.social
October 24, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Caerphilly shows that at the next GE, Labour will be broken as low as the Tories, even if Reform destroy themselves before then. Labour might as well do the big things then, eh ? Rejoin, privatise, invest.
Stop dabbing at the piss and shovel the big shit instead.
@labouruk.bsky.social
Stop dabbing at the piss and shovel the big shit instead.
@labouruk.bsky.social
Woke up to find storm Battyclaat rather less aggressive than I expected.
October 23, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Woke up to find storm Battyclaat rather less aggressive than I expected.
Reposted by Donkey Dave
My friend told me that her 14 year old son started doing laundry on Sundays for some of his elderly neighbors. He doesn't charge for the labor. And now he is the most popular person in the building and has non stop pies, cookies, and cake. The 14 year old should be our model of modern masculinity.
October 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
My friend told me that her 14 year old son started doing laundry on Sundays for some of his elderly neighbors. He doesn't charge for the labor. And now he is the most popular person in the building and has non stop pies, cookies, and cake. The 14 year old should be our model of modern masculinity.
@sugarcopperblue.bsky.social london tickets obtained. #happydance
October 22, 2025 at 10:09 AM
@sugarcopperblue.bsky.social london tickets obtained. #happydance
Started listening to LBC as my civilised background driving noise instead of R4, largely because the fucking Archers isn't on three times out of the four I switch the radio on.
October 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Started listening to LBC as my civilised background driving noise instead of R4, largely because the fucking Archers isn't on three times out of the four I switch the radio on.
I feel this from my own family.
My question is " if I DID have a charmed life so fucking what ? Why is my being a brother conditional on living in the shit ?
Enjoy the laugh. Expect no more ime x
My question is " if I DID have a charmed life so fucking what ? Why is my being a brother conditional on living in the shit ?
Enjoy the laugh. Expect no more ime x
I've been there for her a lot historically, but received nothing but disdain. I cut ties for my own sake, but feel that there's been a shift and that she realises that I haven't, in fact, had some imagined charmed life.
October 19, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I feel this from my own family.
My question is " if I DID have a charmed life so fucking what ? Why is my being a brother conditional on living in the shit ?
Enjoy the laugh. Expect no more ime x
My question is " if I DID have a charmed life so fucking what ? Why is my being a brother conditional on living in the shit ?
Enjoy the laugh. Expect no more ime x
This pic makes me very happy !
October 19, 2025 at 10:02 AM
This pic makes me very happy !
I queued with Robert Plant in C&A
I once walked past Leslie Phillips (ding dong) holding a flapjack.
Emergency Questions
20. What is your most mundane celebrity encounter?
I once saw Eve Myles browsing the CD racks in HMV. There is literally no more to that story.
20. What is your most mundane celebrity encounter?
I once saw Eve Myles browsing the CD racks in HMV. There is literally no more to that story.
October 18, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I queued with Robert Plant in C&A
October 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Holy moly, I love Thai food. Wonderful lunch at Sommai Thai with my daughter. Brilliant.
October 15, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Holy moly, I love Thai food. Wonderful lunch at Sommai Thai with my daughter. Brilliant.
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie I'll never watch again and one song you can't stand.
Food: Sweet potatoes
Film: Highlander 2+
Song: I made you look - Meghan Traynor
Food: Sweet potatoes
Film: Highlander 2+
Song: I made you look - Meghan Traynor
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand.
Food: Pickled Eggs
Film: The Rise of Skywalker
Song: Breakfast at fucking Tiffany's - Deep Blue Something.
Food: Pickled Eggs
Film: The Rise of Skywalker
Song: Breakfast at fucking Tiffany's - Deep Blue Something.
“Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand”
Food: cucumber, however if you pickle it I'll eat em all day
Film: Jacob's Ladder, avoided it for years then was tricked into seeing it
Song: the whole of the fucking moon
Food: cucumber, however if you pickle it I'll eat em all day
Film: Jacob's Ladder, avoided it for years then was tricked into seeing it
Song: the whole of the fucking moon
October 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie I'll never watch again and one song you can't stand.
Food: Sweet potatoes
Film: Highlander 2+
Song: I made you look - Meghan Traynor
Food: Sweet potatoes
Film: Highlander 2+
Song: I made you look - Meghan Traynor