Donkey Dave
@purebob.bsky.social
Galoot. Accidental Dr Doolittle. Leicester Tigers fan. High Priest of Rhythmic Noise.
This is me on the angry place: https://twitter.com/sarky_snake
This is me on the angry place: https://twitter.com/sarky_snake
Every day is man's day V. I can look like shit without criticism, I can take the night bus without fear, and get listened to in any group conversation, and my fuckability is literally never mentioned by strangers to make me uncomfortable.
That women still fucking rock the world is amazing x
That women still fucking rock the world is amazing x
November 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Every day is man's day V. I can look like shit without criticism, I can take the night bus without fear, and get listened to in any group conversation, and my fuckability is literally never mentioned by strangers to make me uncomfortable.
That women still fucking rock the world is amazing x
That women still fucking rock the world is amazing x
You're allowed pal. We're dads not superheroes. Heal up and let your kids love you x
November 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
You're allowed pal. We're dads not superheroes. Heal up and let your kids love you x
All will be settled soon and you can wrap up and pop over before Xmas I hope x
November 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
All will be settled soon and you can wrap up and pop over before Xmas I hope x
They were very upset all weekend. Happily grazing now. X
November 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
They were very upset all weekend. Happily grazing now. X
Awwww. I'm 61 and have three favourite songs per day on average :) x
November 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Awwww. I'm 61 and have three favourite songs per day on average :) x
The donks had their worst 24 hours since we rescued them :( x
November 18, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The donks had their worst 24 hours since we rescued them :( x
-2°c here in rural Wales at my caravan. I am already in bed , toasty as a kitten. Luxury :)
November 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
-2°c here in rural Wales at my caravan. I am already in bed , toasty as a kitten. Luxury :)
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your golden snoot ❤️
November 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your golden snoot ❤️
"Tastes like strawberries on a summer evenin'
And it sounds just like a song
I want more berries and that summer feelin'
It's so wonderful and warm
Watermelon 'nessa's - arse
Watermelon 'nessa's- arse "
Harry Styles knows juicy clean ass !
And it sounds just like a song
I want more berries and that summer feelin'
It's so wonderful and warm
Watermelon 'nessa's - arse
Watermelon 'nessa's- arse "
Harry Styles knows juicy clean ass !
November 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
"Tastes like strawberries on a summer evenin'
And it sounds just like a song
I want more berries and that summer feelin'
It's so wonderful and warm
Watermelon 'nessa's - arse
Watermelon 'nessa's- arse "
Harry Styles knows juicy clean ass !
And it sounds just like a song
I want more berries and that summer feelin'
It's so wonderful and warm
Watermelon 'nessa's - arse
Watermelon 'nessa's- arse "
Harry Styles knows juicy clean ass !
I was on the piss in Key West once, and bought a seafood broil takeaway drowning in garlic and lemongrass sauce. The smell of my fingers woke me up feeling hungry at 4 am :)
November 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I was on the piss in Key West once, and bought a seafood broil takeaway drowning in garlic and lemongrass sauce. The smell of my fingers woke me up feeling hungry at 4 am :)
Some people are shit. Have a fabulous evening mate x
November 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Some people are shit. Have a fabulous evening mate x
Life loves you too mate 💞
November 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Life loves you too mate 💞
Recharge Brodus. Even racecars need oil changes x
November 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Recharge Brodus. Even racecars need oil changes x
Get to know your mutuals. List ten random things you like:
1. Thai food
2. The shipping forecast
3. Rain from a comfy, dry vantage point
4. Rude jokes
5. Leicester Tigers
6. Naps
7. Converse
8. Deer
9. Rivers
10. Old newspapers
1. Thai food
2. The shipping forecast
3. Rain from a comfy, dry vantage point
4. Rude jokes
5. Leicester Tigers
6. Naps
7. Converse
8. Deer
9. Rivers
10. Old newspapers
November 15, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Get to know your mutuals. List ten random things you like:
1. Thai food
2. The shipping forecast
3. Rain from a comfy, dry vantage point
4. Rude jokes
5. Leicester Tigers
6. Naps
7. Converse
8. Deer
9. Rivers
10. Old newspapers
1. Thai food
2. The shipping forecast
3. Rain from a comfy, dry vantage point
4. Rude jokes
5. Leicester Tigers
6. Naps
7. Converse
8. Deer
9. Rivers
10. Old newspapers
Looks like the Nothingness wolf from Neverending story there ! Very scary :) x
November 15, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Looks like the Nothingness wolf from Neverending story there ! Very scary :) x
They are fuckin' HEOWGE close up. David Attenborough didn't prepare me for all that intelligent meat (oo err missus) .
November 15, 2025 at 9:29 AM
They are fuckin' HEOWGE close up. David Attenborough didn't prepare me for all that intelligent meat (oo err missus) .