Barely two weeks in and my continued employment is suddenly uncertain. I remain undeterred. My spite grows with each email.

Today, I beat the Elden Ring base game story line. And here I thought I’d be doomed to lose to Maliketh forever.

I’m not saying that I intentionally had Sabrina Carpenter’s “Santa doesn’t know you like I do” as my top song on my Spotify Wrapped just so I could manifest A Nonsense Christmas into existence. 👀

That moment a single cup of coffee is insufficient to keep me awake in the morning. Clearly, something a bit more drastic is necessary. TWO (2) CUPS OF COFFEE.

That moment happy hour is peak

He’s romanticizing his melancholic solitude.

Tell me why I thought I’d have a chance to walk the dog only for it to start pouring outside. Erie remains perfect tho.

Maybe this was a bit too ambitious for one (1) night. Here’s a cat as a thanks for being patient with me! 🫣