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snuffbait musicologist ΘΔ
lobotomy warrior poetess
acousmatism spectrum disorder
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i am a knife
girls will sometimes do nothing but sing "i'm gay and my penis is small" to the tune of Eiffel 65's Blue (Da Ba Dee) and then they're packing 7 inches
December 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
is the problem me?
December 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
These exact measures are the only time i ever feel any sort of "christmas spirit"
December 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
i need stims
December 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
i don't think im able to sleep anymore without watching videos of seals sleeping
December 25, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Tips for New Bluesky Users:

1. It is the year 0079 of the Universal Century.

2. A half-century has passed since Earth began moving its burgeoning population into gigantic orbiting space colonies.

3. A new home for mankind, where people are born and raised.

4. And die.
February 7, 2024 at 2:13 AM
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I said it better on Instagram
December 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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This is what it is to be a trans professional.

Any pretext will be used to eliminate us. Our institutions abandon us, refuse to fight for us - even when all we're guilty of is doing our jobs correctly.

How are we meant to live in society? How are we supposed to win?
December 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
list of yvonne's favorite words (2025 edition):
shelf
tryst
spinning
porpoise
shiny
December 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Trans Char Aznable wouldn't "come out" she would show up somewhere someday as a mysterious blonde beauty named Cinco Benis having already fully transitioned. She'd say something about how the great man Char Aznable has died, how tragic, but humanity must move on. Honestly iconic of her
December 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
bite marks that are sore the morning after :3
December 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
im normal again
December 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
im so.fucking tired of being angry
December 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
winter be my snuggly
December 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
i hate philip roth
December 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
ive been languishing cptsd-style for the past week and all anyone can do is observe from a distance with slight discomfort
December 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
hockey c:
December 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
bitches eating shrimp and then scolding me about being a bad jew
December 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
DJ Screw's version of UGK's One Day on Endonesia is so fucking good
December 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
last night i had the second dream of the high tension line stepdown transformer
December 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
im sad
December 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
stomach full of worms, head full of other people's stomachs
December 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
om mani padme hum om mani padme hum om mani padme hum om mani padme hum om mani padme hum om mani padme hum om mani padme hum om mani padme hum om mani padme hum om mani padme hum om mani padme hum om mani padme hum om mani padme hum
December 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
she fucked me and then did some kind of maoist self-critique session
December 17, 2025 at 5:12 AM