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Not Sensei Gary
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Former bio was funnier when I was a heavy drinker
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Not Sensei Gary @punchmaster.bsky.social · Nov 26
Sure, you can get a lot of exercise done at home without the need for bulky or expensive equipment, but do you have a few car batteries lying around? Why not target *all* your muscle groups with a homemade parilla in your garage or she-shed
punchmaster.bsky.social
Do you guys still call them "skeets"?
October 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
punchmaster.bsky.social
Does this cunt get 8k a month
September 1, 2025 at 6:42 PM
punchmaster.bsky.social
Vote blue resist
September 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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July 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
punchmaster.bsky.social
How is the resistance going
July 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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ianfortey.bsky.social
Man, did I just order this for my wall?

....yes.
Along canvas picture of Bigfoot laying on his side petting a raccoon's butt
June 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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phatcussy.bsky.social
repost if you love tasty snacks

or you hate ICE and the IDF
June 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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jamiedcville.bsky.social
The Fuck Israel feed exists. Get on it with a simple 'Fuck Israel' post.

bsky.app/profile/did:...
June 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
punchmaster.bsky.social
Fellow PNW'ers IYKYK
June 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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alexocana.bsky.social
Madeen, attempting to break the IDF blockade of Gaza, is now offshore of Alexandria, Egypt and accompanied by smaller boats. #FreedomFlotilla

live.garmin.com/session/e162...
June 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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walks30.bsky.social
“The secret of my longevity is ‘Grape Nuts.’”
June 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
punchmaster.bsky.social
How dystopian is it that we don't have a can that extrudes scramble eggs express to your plate?
June 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
punchmaster.bsky.social
I had way more pictures of ass on my twitter feed. Step it up, blue sky
June 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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phatcussy.bsky.social
reminder that abolish ICE was the moderate position
June 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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sonofpootietang.bsky.social
I deeply feel this.
A opossum wizard named Li'l Stevey Winwood is letting the world know that he pay his own bills and can cuss all he wants.
June 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
punchmaster.bsky.social
God Jesus fuck, I remember why I was on Twitter dot com
June 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
punchmaster.bsky.social
If someone says they like country music, and Copperhead Road isn't one of the first songs they think of, they're a fucking fed
June 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
punchmaster.bsky.social
It's summer, gang. Fuck this heat
June 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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thembo.bsky.social
good morning
Comic panel depicting the jokers face as he says "this emphasis on boners had given me an idea for a new adventure in crime! Gotham city will die the day of mentioned the word boner!"
June 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
punchmaster.bsky.social
Hey blueskyers: I'm crazy in love if you were curious
June 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
punchmaster.bsky.social
I trust someone will notify over here when it finally happens?
June 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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pantspants.bsky.social
June 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
punchmaster.bsky.social
My tweet that more men need to kill themselves is never going to be deleted. I'm sad that there's a safe place for incels to further radicalize each other, but apparently it's govt sanctioned now
June 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM