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28 | professional lurker, high fantasy enthusiast, fundamentally awkward | 🤙💀
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too many events have occurred, asking for fewer happenings and instances for the remainder of 2025. all new moments can apply for the 2026 calendar after december 1st, postponed 2025 circumstances may be reviewed on a case by case basis for rescheduling. do note that your thing may not be eligible.
July 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
too many events have occurred, asking for fewer happenings and instances for the remainder of 2025. all new moments can apply for the 2026 calendar after december 1st, postponed 2025 circumstances may be reviewed on a case by case basis for rescheduling. do note that your thing may not be eligible.
i lived bitch ⚡🗡⚡
May 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
i lived bitch ⚡🗡⚡
the month of may has Historically been an awful month in my life but im really feeling like the narrative's favorite (bad for me) this may
May 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
the month of may has Historically been an awful month in my life but im really feeling like the narrative's favorite (bad for me) this may
just when things aren't looking up, hopital time 🫰🤪
May 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
just when things aren't looking up, hopital time 🫰🤪
unfortunately, or maybe fortunately for them, i left my lightning sword of fuck you back at camp, however i do have my next best weapon at work: asking questions that no one is able to answer but, by merit of the positions they hold, should be able to immediately answer ≤^-^≥
🖕⚡🗡⚡ this is my lightning sword of fuck you. be grateful i am choosing not to attack you with it. Attack wverythjng around you, do spin attacks and hurt things
May 7, 2025 at 2:15 PM
unfortunately, or maybe fortunately for them, i left my lightning sword of fuck you back at camp, however i do have my next best weapon at work: asking questions that no one is able to answer but, by merit of the positions they hold, should be able to immediately answer ≤^-^≥
holding space now for the brave souls who "stepped in when they didnt have to" that so graciously offered "a new opportunity to grow and advance under a new position". practicing mindfulmess right now that instead of getting fired i can be demoted and "organizationlly relevant while restructured" 🖕
what a feeling to try and puzzle out how upset you feel at the prospect of getting laid off from a job you genuinely can't stand but kind of need it for an income
May 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
holding space now for the brave souls who "stepped in when they didnt have to" that so graciously offered "a new opportunity to grow and advance under a new position". practicing mindfulmess right now that instead of getting fired i can be demoted and "organizationlly relevant while restructured" 🖕
what a feeling to try and puzzle out how upset you feel at the prospect of getting laid off from a job you genuinely can't stand but kind of need it for an income
May 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
what a feeling to try and puzzle out how upset you feel at the prospect of getting laid off from a job you genuinely can't stand but kind of need it for an income
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I mean,
Why do AI company logos look like buttholes?
A humorous exploration of the uncanny resemblance between AI company logos and human anatomy. Discover why circular, gradient-based designs dominate the AI industry, and what this design convergence t...
velvetshark.com
April 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I mean,
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When DOGE cuts aviation safety and planes crash, when Medicaid is demolished and your community hospital closes, when trans care is banned through pulling funding, when Musk subverts democracy…
These dems own it.
Schumer
Fetterman
Cortez Masto
Durbin
King
Shaheen
Gillibrand
Schatz
Hassan
Peters
These dems own it.
Schumer
Fetterman
Cortez Masto
Durbin
King
Shaheen
Gillibrand
Schatz
Hassan
Peters
March 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
When DOGE cuts aviation safety and planes crash, when Medicaid is demolished and your community hospital closes, when trans care is banned through pulling funding, when Musk subverts democracy…
These dems own it.
Schumer
Fetterman
Cortez Masto
Durbin
King
Shaheen
Gillibrand
Schatz
Hassan
Peters
These dems own it.
Schumer
Fetterman
Cortez Masto
Durbin
King
Shaheen
Gillibrand
Schatz
Hassan
Peters
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Today it's Palestine, tomorrow it's "gender ideology", the next day it's the Luigi Mangione meme you liked on Instagram
if you find yourself reluctant to support the guy at Columbia because you find some of the politics he espoused distasteful or even abhorrent, you should know that this is exactly the reaction that they hoped for in choosing him as a target for unlawful detention based on political speech.
March 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Today it's Palestine, tomorrow it's "gender ideology", the next day it's the Luigi Mangione meme you liked on Instagram
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NEWS: Last night, the Department of Homeland Security detained a Palestinian who helped lead the Columbia encampment.
Agents told him his visa was revoked. He said he had a green card. They were confused—then said that was revoked too.
His attorney demanded a warrant. Agents hung up instead.
Agents told him his visa was revoked. He said he had a green card. They were confused—then said that was revoked too.
His attorney demanded a warrant. Agents hung up instead.
BREAKING: DHS Detains Palestinian Student from Columbia Encampment, Says Advocates
Agents told him his student visa was revoked. But he had a green card. Agents then said that was revoked too.
zeteo.com
March 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
NEWS: Last night, the Department of Homeland Security detained a Palestinian who helped lead the Columbia encampment.
Agents told him his visa was revoked. He said he had a green card. They were confused—then said that was revoked too.
His attorney demanded a warrant. Agents hung up instead.
Agents told him his visa was revoked. He said he had a green card. They were confused—then said that was revoked too.
His attorney demanded a warrant. Agents hung up instead.
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Kids shouldn’t be allowed to wear glasses. They’re too young to make a lifelong decision about eyewear. We should make them undergo “eyesight exploratory therapy” to help them come to terms with their god-given eyesight.
March 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Kids shouldn’t be allowed to wear glasses. They’re too young to make a lifelong decision about eyewear. We should make them undergo “eyesight exploratory therapy” to help them come to terms with their god-given eyesight.
'hey why are you doing this super unnecessary amount of research and planning into a topic that's only mildly applicable to the task you're trying to accomplish (that no one is asking you to do, really no one)?'
because i'm addicted to verisimilitude, even when no one but me cares.
because i'm addicted to verisimilitude, even when no one but me cares.
February 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
'hey why are you doing this super unnecessary amount of research and planning into a topic that's only mildly applicable to the task you're trying to accomplish (that no one is asking you to do, really no one)?'
because i'm addicted to verisimilitude, even when no one but me cares.
because i'm addicted to verisimilitude, even when no one but me cares.
bad news: very tired.
good news: i have vastly enhanced my understanding of the CNS and PNS and how electrical currents effect human bodies!
good news: i have vastly enhanced my understanding of the CNS and PNS and how electrical currents effect human bodies!
i think back to me a decade ago, how i would have given anything to have regular, any time of day/night internet access (hello rural&poor people you know what i mean) so every time im able to take a few seconds to look something up i am grateful for the ability. but less so that it was until 3:40ish
February 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
bad news: very tired.
good news: i have vastly enhanced my understanding of the CNS and PNS and how electrical currents effect human bodies!
good news: i have vastly enhanced my understanding of the CNS and PNS and how electrical currents effect human bodies!
i think back to me a decade ago, how i would have given anything to have regular, any time of day/night internet access (hello rural&poor people you know what i mean) so every time im able to take a few seconds to look something up i am grateful for the ability. but less so that it was until 3:40ish
February 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
i think back to me a decade ago, how i would have given anything to have regular, any time of day/night internet access (hello rural&poor people you know what i mean) so every time im able to take a few seconds to look something up i am grateful for the ability. but less so that it was until 3:40ish
i think the craziest thing is that you DO eventually get past it, january is the month you feel every single day of WITH PURPOSE!
January 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
i think the craziest thing is that you DO eventually get past it, january is the month you feel every single day of WITH PURPOSE!
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without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025
December 28, 2024 at 7:03 PM
without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025
two things that could improve this snacking plate: pepper jelly, not having to be at work.
December 26, 2024 at 6:48 PM
two things that could improve this snacking plate: pepper jelly, not having to be at work.
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Annual reminder that the Salvation Army let a woman freeze to death on their doorstep because she was trans.
Do not give money to them.
Do not give money to them.
December 18, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Annual reminder that the Salvation Army let a woman freeze to death on their doorstep because she was trans.
Do not give money to them.
Do not give money to them.
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If someone wishes you "happy holidays," it doesn't mean they hate Christmas. They're simply acknowledging that there are *many* sacred observances that take place this month, including the anniversary of Muntadhar al-Zaidi throwing a shoe at George W Bush on this date in 2008.
December 14, 2024 at 9:50 AM
If someone wishes you "happy holidays," it doesn't mean they hate Christmas. They're simply acknowledging that there are *many* sacred observances that take place this month, including the anniversary of Muntadhar al-Zaidi throwing a shoe at George W Bush on this date in 2008.
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not the fun relatable autism but the kind that makes me feel intensely unlikable all the time
December 10, 2024 at 2:48 PM
not the fun relatable autism but the kind that makes me feel intensely unlikable all the time
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oh shoot i almost forgot to post my wrapped
December 9, 2024 at 10:09 PM
oh shoot i almost forgot to post my wrapped
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