Puff
@pufferfishh.bsky.social
can i offer you a nice egg in this trying time? 🔞 definitely not a fish masquerading as a person // wishes he could still draw// he/him
I’ve been laying in my bed, wondering why my stomach hurts so bad that it woke me up
I WAS HUNGRY. I’ve been awake for an hour and a half being like “WHY AM I THIS WAY” and it was just hunger
I WAS HUNGRY. I’ve been awake for an hour and a half being like “WHY AM I THIS WAY” and it was just hunger
December 27, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I’ve been laying in my bed, wondering why my stomach hurts so bad that it woke me up
I WAS HUNGRY. I’ve been awake for an hour and a half being like “WHY AM I THIS WAY” and it was just hunger
I WAS HUNGRY. I’ve been awake for an hour and a half being like “WHY AM I THIS WAY” and it was just hunger
"I'm going watch a real man's man movie."
** he said, pressing play to watch Tomb Raider
** he said, pressing play to watch Tomb Raider
December 22, 2025 at 7:28 AM
"I'm going watch a real man's man movie."
** he said, pressing play to watch Tomb Raider
** he said, pressing play to watch Tomb Raider
did i buy a horny game because it made me laugh? yes. am i playing it? yes. DO I UNDERSTAND ANYTHING IN THIS BADLY TRANSLATED RUSSIAN GAME? No. but there's a sword with a dick hilt.
this game is so bad, i don't recommend it to anyone but jesus christ i am hurting myself from laughing
this game is so bad, i don't recommend it to anyone but jesus christ i am hurting myself from laughing
December 21, 2025 at 6:11 AM
did i buy a horny game because it made me laugh? yes. am i playing it? yes. DO I UNDERSTAND ANYTHING IN THIS BADLY TRANSLATED RUSSIAN GAME? No. but there's a sword with a dick hilt.
this game is so bad, i don't recommend it to anyone but jesus christ i am hurting myself from laughing
this game is so bad, i don't recommend it to anyone but jesus christ i am hurting myself from laughing
1 the person I’m seeing is poly
2 the partner they live with somehow, despite being a bit of a recluse and doesn’t go out much, got us sick???
Now I gotta find a way to fit covid 6 into a goofy song if this test is positive
2 the partner they live with somehow, despite being a bit of a recluse and doesn’t go out much, got us sick???
Now I gotta find a way to fit covid 6 into a goofy song if this test is positive
December 17, 2025 at 5:11 AM
1 the person I’m seeing is poly
2 the partner they live with somehow, despite being a bit of a recluse and doesn’t go out much, got us sick???
Now I gotta find a way to fit covid 6 into a goofy song if this test is positive
2 the partner they live with somehow, despite being a bit of a recluse and doesn’t go out much, got us sick???
Now I gotta find a way to fit covid 6 into a goofy song if this test is positive
A typical conversation with my mom, I guess
Also ignore the 170 unread texts, they are 99% spam I need to delete
Also ignore the 170 unread texts, they are 99% spam I need to delete
December 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
A typical conversation with my mom, I guess
Also ignore the 170 unread texts, they are 99% spam I need to delete
Also ignore the 170 unread texts, they are 99% spam I need to delete
It is the year 2025 and my boyfriend and best friend are arguing over homestuck characters
December 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
It is the year 2025 and my boyfriend and best friend are arguing over homestuck characters
When you find the mp3 player that used to be ur fav back in the day, and it's so old that Windows 10 doesn't recognize it.
I can't get any of this music off this thing LMAO
I can't get any of this music off this thing LMAO
November 29, 2025 at 5:24 AM
When you find the mp3 player that used to be ur fav back in the day, and it's so old that Windows 10 doesn't recognize it.
I can't get any of this music off this thing LMAO
I can't get any of this music off this thing LMAO
WELP. Looks like it’s a no sleep day
November 25, 2025 at 12:46 PM
WELP. Looks like it’s a no sleep day
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
Lmao at my insurance increasing by 125%. And yes, I just did the math to figure that out. What the actual fuck
November 4, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Lmao at my insurance increasing by 125%. And yes, I just did the math to figure that out. What the actual fuck
"oh try taking magnesium to help you sleep! don't take anything less than 300mg, it won't work for you otherwise."
the gummies i have are 100mg per serving... a serving is 2 gummies. bruh 😭 no way im taking 6 gummies every night
the gummies i have are 100mg per serving... a serving is 2 gummies. bruh 😭 no way im taking 6 gummies every night
October 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
"oh try taking magnesium to help you sleep! don't take anything less than 300mg, it won't work for you otherwise."
the gummies i have are 100mg per serving... a serving is 2 gummies. bruh 😭 no way im taking 6 gummies every night
the gummies i have are 100mg per serving... a serving is 2 gummies. bruh 😭 no way im taking 6 gummies every night
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Not me putting on ghost adventures for bg noise and then instantly getting mad that zak gets the poltergeist movie info wrong lmao
October 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Not me putting on ghost adventures for bg noise and then instantly getting mad that zak gets the poltergeist movie info wrong lmao
We didn't sleep last night, and it's looking like no sleep tonight either???
Stares at cymbalta and whispers "when will this end"
Stares at cymbalta and whispers "when will this end"
October 5, 2025 at 5:11 AM
We didn't sleep last night, and it's looking like no sleep tonight either???
Stares at cymbalta and whispers "when will this end"
Stares at cymbalta and whispers "when will this end"
Y'all get to suffer with my cooking musings
I need to find a way to make this sauce less oily. Vegan butter is made with oil, so it doesn't brown/reduce the same. But it was still good, at least.
Not bad for someone who only started really eating pasta again this year lmao
I need to find a way to make this sauce less oily. Vegan butter is made with oil, so it doesn't brown/reduce the same. But it was still good, at least.
Not bad for someone who only started really eating pasta again this year lmao
October 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Y'all get to suffer with my cooking musings
I need to find a way to make this sauce less oily. Vegan butter is made with oil, so it doesn't brown/reduce the same. But it was still good, at least.
Not bad for someone who only started really eating pasta again this year lmao
I need to find a way to make this sauce less oily. Vegan butter is made with oil, so it doesn't brown/reduce the same. But it was still good, at least.
Not bad for someone who only started really eating pasta again this year lmao
A student asked if I had a TikTok, I said yeah, but I only really see one or two types of videos. They asked what kind and I didn't know how to explain "animal videos and one piece political discourse" to a 16 year old
September 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
A student asked if I had a TikTok, I said yeah, but I only really see one or two types of videos. They asked what kind and I didn't know how to explain "animal videos and one piece political discourse" to a 16 year old
Laundry list:
Do laundry (ha)
Throw remaining shit away if possible
Figure out what I’m wearing tomorrow
Make seitan ?????
Somehow go to sleep ?????????
I’m only doing two of these RIP
Do laundry (ha)
Throw remaining shit away if possible
Figure out what I’m wearing tomorrow
Make seitan ?????
Somehow go to sleep ?????????
I’m only doing two of these RIP
September 14, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Laundry list:
Do laundry (ha)
Throw remaining shit away if possible
Figure out what I’m wearing tomorrow
Make seitan ?????
Somehow go to sleep ?????????
I’m only doing two of these RIP
Do laundry (ha)
Throw remaining shit away if possible
Figure out what I’m wearing tomorrow
Make seitan ?????
Somehow go to sleep ?????????
I’m only doing two of these RIP
Mouse damage update:
It got into a cloth storage cube and chewed on some pictures of my nana 😩 luckily, it didn’t chew them enough to destroy them. Just made it obvious they were a (not delicious) snack
I like to think of it as my nana is capable of annoying a mouse even when she’s gone
It got into a cloth storage cube and chewed on some pictures of my nana 😩 luckily, it didn’t chew them enough to destroy them. Just made it obvious they were a (not delicious) snack
I like to think of it as my nana is capable of annoying a mouse even when she’s gone
September 14, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Mouse damage update:
It got into a cloth storage cube and chewed on some pictures of my nana 😩 luckily, it didn’t chew them enough to destroy them. Just made it obvious they were a (not delicious) snack
I like to think of it as my nana is capable of annoying a mouse even when she’s gone
It got into a cloth storage cube and chewed on some pictures of my nana 😩 luckily, it didn’t chew them enough to destroy them. Just made it obvious they were a (not delicious) snack
I like to think of it as my nana is capable of annoying a mouse even when she’s gone
Not the jeopardy host saying “speaking of fictional characters, girlfriends that live in Canada”
a man in captain america 's uniform says i understood that reference
ALT: a man in captain america 's uniform says i understood that reference
media.tenor.com
September 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Not the jeopardy host saying “speaking of fictional characters, girlfriends that live in Canada”
when you give up the meds so you can go to a wedding, with the intent of trying again.
but this time, KNOWING the side effects and preparing for them
but this time, KNOWING the side effects and preparing for them
August 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
when you give up the meds so you can go to a wedding, with the intent of trying again.
but this time, KNOWING the side effects and preparing for them
but this time, KNOWING the side effects and preparing for them
If I can’t make it thru this week with the extreme drowsiness and falling asleep everywhere, I’m going to scream
August 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
If I can’t make it thru this week with the extreme drowsiness and falling asleep everywhere, I’m going to scream
Bruh does cymbalta make you tired for days or is that just me
Because I could not function today and have been sleeping off and on since i got home at 3
Because I could not function today and have been sleeping off and on since i got home at 3
August 24, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Bruh does cymbalta make you tired for days or is that just me
Because I could not function today and have been sleeping off and on since i got home at 3
Because I could not function today and have been sleeping off and on since i got home at 3
THE FUCK DO U MEAN TOEI ANIMATION DID A ONE PIECE THING FOR THE DODGERS LMFAO
August 22, 2025 at 4:06 AM
THE FUCK DO U MEAN TOEI ANIMATION DID A ONE PIECE THING FOR THE DODGERS LMFAO
More people buying Hummers than Cybertrucks is the best news I've read all day
Cybertruck is selling so few units and the build quality is such crap that insurance companies can't create accurate actuarial tables for it...so they're canceling policies 😂 #teslatakedown #MuskMustFall finance.yahoo.com/news/tesla-o...
Tesla owners gut-punched after receiving unexpected notice from insurance company: 'Mind you, zero accidents in my life'
This latest development is the newest piece of troubling news surrounding the Cybertruck.
finance.yahoo.com
August 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
More people buying Hummers than Cybertrucks is the best news I've read all day
My desire to sleep in my own bed outweighs (only slightly) the fear of a mouse crawling into my bed in my sleep and biting me
August 16, 2025 at 5:31 AM
My desire to sleep in my own bed outweighs (only slightly) the fear of a mouse crawling into my bed in my sleep and biting me