DEAR GOD, I am gay for this absolutely moronic fictional man.

bless r/cats for delivering us this masterpiece

did i buy a horny game because it made me laugh? yes. am i playing it? yes. DO I UNDERSTAND ANYTHING IN THIS BADLY TRANSLATED RUSSIAN GAME? No. but there's a sword with a dick hilt.

this game is so bad, i don't recommend it to anyone but jesus christ i am hurting myself from laughing

A typical conversation with my mom, I guess

Also ignore the 170 unread texts, they are 99% spam I need to delete

I feel like half of the dnd session can be described with this face I was making

Real life pic of me
(We’re good, just realizing some thing and connecting some dots)

I FORGOT THAT HE GLOWS IN THE DARK AHHHHHHHHHH

The bookshelf has been unpacked. We’ve done the thing I’ve been putting off the most (ignore the mess and the trash bag of shoes)

points and yells "WHAT A SLUT" (lovingly)

1 weighted blankets are a godsend
2 he’s here

This weather guy speaks my language but also I'm going to remain bitter about this for the whole weekend

WHO OUT THEIR SNOW SHIT AWAY EARLY, I’M GOING TO FIGHT YOU

She loves this man, and I don't blame her.

These two are my fav and I love them

ROBIN HAS BANGS THIS IS NOT A DRILL

If anything in this stupid game happens to Antoine or Evka, I will lose my MIND